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Google Search Help Anupjyoti Das Original Poster Jun 18, 2020 : Hey Google, I just want to thank you so much that you exist. You are like a God who balance the word You served me like a tutor, doctor, best friend, Guardian etc etc. I can't imagine my life without you google. I'm so thankful to the god that I was born in the era of google where knowledge is just one tap away. You impacted my life so deeply that without you my life would had been fully different. And I would probably had didn't like such life. Google I don't know how to pay you for such great service to me, I owe you my life. I'll try to learn from you more and more and one day I'll try to work for you. I am so damn lucky to have you google! Thanks a lot for everything! Details General Search Feedback, Android • Non-Issue & Locked
Dwight on the phone with Pam saying “I’m obviously going to get that stuff for you so just shut up” but instead it says “I’m obviously gonna watch that stuff so just shut up”
Screenshot of a google search for “how many times does the camera.zoom.in on sam neill and then he says something”. (I was hoping for a supercut of JP3 Sam Neill moments). The AI overview responds thus: In the iconic original Jurassic Park (1993), the camera slowly zooms in and focuses on Sam Neill's face exactly once when he first sees the dinosaurs. After removing his sunglasses, pausing in awe, and taking a moment to process the sight, he says his famous line: "Welcome to Jurassic Park."
An excerpt from Forbes’ report on this A.i. Study: "The judgment gap revealed is not simply that women are judged more harshly in professional evaluation, a finding already well documented," said Chatoo. "It is that women who use Al are judged more harshly specifically for using it." Evaluators were also 22% more likely to doubt the candidate's trustworthiness if the AI-assisted resume came from Emily rather than James. "When men use AI, we question their effort. When women use AI, we question their integrity," said Chatoo. "That difference changes the perceived risk of using AI.”
Benjamin “Champagne” Song statement, 1/7: I don't Hate. I don't Hate anyone. I don't Hate cops. I don't Hate Trump. I don't Hate nazis. My beliefs are composed thus: First, that we should help each other. Second, that we should protect one another. What we all saw happen to Renee Good and Alex Pretti is my worst nightmare. I never want to see anyone get hurt. I never want to see good people, standing for what they believe in, gunned down in the street.
Two Band-Aids from the film “Almost Famous” sit in a wood-paneled hotel room in the 1970s. There are candles lit behind the two women. They are wearing peasant-blouse hippie clothing and have long hair. The caption is a meme that’s been changed to read “Let’s radicalize the Senator”. We know, of course, having seen the movie, that they are actually saying “Let’s deflower the [Cameron Crowe character].”
Screenshot of a video posted to the Los Angeles subreddit. The title is “Threatened by a Spencer Pratt Supporter with a Megaphone” and the video depicts an angry person in a van, about to head into traffic, looking back at the person taking the video. The closed captions, instead of narrating the woman’s obscenity-laden rant, now read “…to me? What’s happening to me? What’s happening to me?”
A still from the hit Lifetime doc “a dog took my face and gave me a better face to change the world: the Celeste Cunningham story”
A screen recording of my scrolling thru the gifs for angry Garfield and coming upon the final gif, which is just Andrew Garfield, and then just deciding on that
Max Muncy stares after the home-run ball he just hit to end game 3 of the 2018 World Series. He has dropped the bat and he’s about to run, but first he’s having a millisecond of utter disbelief that this hellish time loop of 9 extra innings is finally going to end
four people sitting on barstools, all facing the camera over their shoulders. left to right they are: Alyson hannigan as willow dressed as vampire willow; 2 stunt performers both in costume as vamp willow dressed as human willow; and a third stunt double dressed in hannigan’s same leather vamp willow ensemble. Layering the phases of the menstrual cycle over them, they would represent (1) the menstrual phase (dressed sexy but looking exhausted) (2-3) the follicular phase — ovulation (dressed normal but looking demonic) (4) the luteal phase (wig on, bodice laced)
text thread shows a gif of a cat saying Muah. The image has set off apple’s sensitive photo detection, even though it’s just a cat
A beautiful young woman in an outdoor scene holds up a hand mirror that shows the reflection of an old man. It is a still from the Bergman film Wild Strawberries.
a lovely mustachio’d person leaning into a reporter’s mic outside a screening of John Waters’ PINK FLAMINGOS and declaring “i think it’s the future of city living”
A screenshot of a headline that reads “U.S. justice department to release thousands of Epstein files later, top official says”, just as Corporate Lady How to Talk might say
A very confused AI response about an episode of Cheers. The character Leo is asking for advice about his gay son. He’s also in no way played by Michael Richard’s
a proud calico
Screenshot of the alt text bot suggesting that I describe a gif from the Simpsons, featuring Smithers and Lenny, as “a cartoon of a man kissing another man while holding a can of oatmeal”, which is not what is happening in the gif
A magnolia seed-pod bursts with red seeds as it pokes up from a fan of glossy green leaves. Drops of rain shine on the leaves. The seeds are electric with color.
Adam Scott as Ben on Parks and Recreation, asking the very sad question “Do you think a depressed person could make this?” in reference to the weird special interest he’s using to cope with his obvious depression. He was also once a young mayor.
A photograph from the late 1970s or early 1980s that’s becoming sepia-toned with age depicts a middle-aged man of Mexican/Tsokanende heritage as he sips coffee from his favorite yellow mug. He’s wearing a white T-shirt with a thin blue stripe pattern and a fisherman’s-style hat. His pose, it must be said, reminds one of Kermit sipping his tea.
A four-panel of successive photos showing two little kids. One is a toddler of two and a half wearing a pink top with white polka dots, and the other is an infant of three months in a purple onesie. Both children have white skin with pink cheeks and honey-brown hair that’s almost reddish on the baby. In the first picture, the toddler is smiling widely with an open mouth, probably screaming with laughter. She’s reaching out of frame, and the infant has a ridiculous expression of confusion. In the next three pictures, we see one sibling’s first prank on the other: the toddler brings the bottle of milk she’s holding into view — and puts it up to her own face instead of the baby’s, grinning with glee. The infant has opened her mouth for the bottle — and nothing is there. The toddler laughs, pretends to drink the milk, and watches the baby realize, to her outrage, that something has gone wrong.
jack stauber’s OPAL, a little girl with huge eyes and awful whisker-like Pippi pigtails that stick out much like the creepy fronds of the sea creature of the original post; shudder
A picture of the beautiful sunset colors reflecting off of wispy clouds, and a thin crescent of a moon
In the foreground, two knitting needles are crossed in an X. They’re circular needles, set down in mid-stitch. Forming off of the needles is a ribbed hat — still just a tube, though the whole structure isn’t in view — being knit in stripes of pink, purple, blue and black. In the background, the green leaves of two houseplants, a monstera and a rubber-tree plant, reach toward light.
A baby with chubby cheeks and a cute little smile is depicted simply looking cute in this photo.