Björn Sundling

@bjompen.com

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DevOps nerd, metal musician, and master chef. PowerShell, Pipelines, and prutal plack metal.

Let's solve this once and for all. One picture showing a football player. Arrow on ball says ball, arrow on foot says foot. Other picture showing American hand egg player. Arrow on hand says hand, arrow on egg says egg. Cuz Americans play football with hands and egg shapes... And I'm explaining the joke. You shouldn't explain jokes, that makes them less funny. This is why I have no friends. This and the fact I spend more time writing alt text on blue sky than I spend writing my friends. I should probably do that instead.. But I need to finish doom scrolling first. Also friends don't want me to call when I'm on the toilet. Doom scrolling is ok to do on the toilet.
Screenshot from @windowsserver on twitter with "notification of Legacy Component removal". PowerShell 2.0 is removed from WS2025, and next line states "Working on making PS7 as the default in vNext"
Two bluesky posts in a row. First one is Alice Averlong: I can't really tell you my actual deadname. But I can confirm it's 1000% not Terry Bollea. Second post, anonymized:ish: I think this Terry guy might be onto something
Forum post: I'm studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professor will look either extremely excited or pained and go "listen... Mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something in between. They elude all attempts to categorize them. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce life saving substances. Some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an allergic reaction against your own body. I cannot teach you about the mushrooms."
Cover of Internal Decays single "Fires of the forgotten (Dance upon your grief)"
A dog in a basket. The dog in question is named sprocket and is from the fraggle rock puppet cartoon. I loved the fraggles when I grew up. Gobo was my idol, and trash heap was the funniest thing ever.. And I always wondered what the doozer buildings tastes like... Sugar I think. Like candy canes. I remember that one episode where the fraggles stopped eating the doozer buildings and it turned out the doozers wanted them to eat it so they could build new things. Such innocent wonderful times... Anyway, sprocket looks a lot like Eamon in the original posts picture.
Two snaps from a boxing match. First frame is cool person taking aim, the text "Microsoft copilot"superimposed. Second picture is the other guy looking sad and scared, work superimposed b text "me, literally just enjoying creating stuff". I think the scared person is named Paul or something, and it is my impression that he is a bad person. I may be wrong. It is two am and I am a bit drunk.
Twitter interaction: @OMGFacts: the barnacle has the largest penis in the animal kingdom when compared with its size. Movie star Danny DeVito, not known for being tall: please stop calling me the barnacle.
Internal Decay promo photo, five band members trying to look evil and true. Text: "New EP coming February 2026 on Hammerheart"
Screen shot of this post with 69 reposts.
Sweden and England comparing wood forms of the word "dog". England has two, the dog and two dogs. Sweden has four - en hund, hunden, två hundar, hundarna. Germany enters saying "wait I want to try to". Starts to say German forms. After 11 forms, Finland enters saying "hey guys, can I join in?" The other answers "dear God, no", "nej", "Nein Nein Nein you go away Finland!" Finland starts listing words forms. First 14 different words. England says "what's happening", Germany says "Mein godt". Finland continues with about 50 more words. Germany goes "this is wide than I imagined". England whimpers. Finland covers the screen. In the background - endless lists of words and forms of words. So many words. So many K's. Next frame: Finland says "... And koirinennekokaan!" Germany says: "thank God it is finally over". England asks Germany "can you speak some German again?". Sweden is dead. Last frame. Everyone looks tired. Finland smirks and says ".. And now for the plural forms"
Person looking offended gif
A basket with many liters of funnel chanterelles, next to a glass put there for size comparison.
The first three headlines in the Microsoft Learn chapter for Azure Boards. The top headline reads "Azure Boards Documentation", the second reads "Azure DevOps MCP Server", and third reads "What is Azure Boards"
Screenshot showing the key binding "ctrl+shift+alt+ö" as "New terminal window"
Screenshot from WhatsApp webpage: Autocorrect and spell check language on WhatsApp Web and Desktop are based on the lagnuage WhatsApp uses on your phone. If your device language isn't the same as the language you're typing in, your words might be highlighted as if they were misspelled. There's no way to change this. Make sure your computer and phone are using the same language if you're having issues with autocorrect and spell check.
Nine PSConf branded mugs in different colours, all representing one PSConf year.
My MVP acceptance mail
Davids original post, but everything except Jira bad is removed
Nadja from what we do in the shadows, saying "I swear, I'm going to rip that man in to shreds, and go to his family's house and say this is your son, and I'm wearing him like a dress!"
Me and Lena smiling.
Me doing a selfie in front of a crowd. The photo is really blurry.
Three guys outside the hotel at PSConf
A dog laying between the legs of me, sitting on a sofa in my garden. Grey pillows in the sofa, green grass, bushes surrounding the garden. I'm holding a dark beer.
Maps screenshot of the Swedish commune named Bro
Leonid Brezhnev, having the most magnificent eyebrows in the history of hair.
You: Sant. Ingen är perfect Them: förutom Abbath
Code describing how to get pipelines with deprecated runners. Actual code in the linked GitHub gist.