Brian Kivett

@bkivett.bsky.social

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Emmanuel Sharp misses 70-foot three point jumper. Egor Demin misses 83-foot three pointer. Darius Acuff Jr. misses 68-foot three pointer. It goes on like that.
A turkey vulture having a snack.
80-2 record on 82-0.com Seattle 1960s Lenny Wilkens Detroit 2020s Cade OKC 2010s KD Miami 2010s LeBron Milwaukee 1970s Kareem
77-5 team from 82-0.com Spurs 2020s Fox Houston 2010s Harden OKC 2000s Durant Philly 1990s Barkley Philly 1960s Wilt
Gage Jump throws a pitch to Mitch Garver
"That's the problem with hitting the elites financially. Every time you hurt one, all it does is make another richer. That won't stop until the baskets overflow with their godsdamned heads." Rosetta, from Dungeon Crawler Carl book 8: A Parade of Horribles
Chocolate chip cookie dough and Krispy Kreme donuts.
Lightning flashes in the sky
Disney's 101 Dalmatians
A fish is loaded into a tube, fired, and smacks a reporter across the face.
The "Try the Special" emblem. It's neon Ramen and dragons.
Noh's salary model for Zach Lavine. It's grim, dear reader
Screenshot of the "Your 2026 Word" gif from Merriam-Webster. It has been caught on the word "compassionate," because I'm clearly wonderful.
A bucket full of red rock crab and a small ice chest with a fairly large dungeness crab
Portland Trail Blazers Conversely, this is a team I need to see not fall out of the play-in. Sacramento Kings The Blazers are only a game ahead of the Jazz and two ahead of the Mavericks and Clippers. Considering they likely came into the season with an "at least make the play-in" goal, they're in a pretty decent spot headed into the new year. But they did get a head start on teams like Dallas and L.A. that had designs on bigger things, and blowing that head start would be disappointing.
The moon, watching you and judging your NYE choices.
A photo of a Eurasian Blue Tit from the Royal BC Museum in Victoria
Question: What's the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life? Answer: You. The answer is you. Reward: You've received a Gold Asshole's Box!
A small bird who is, nevertheless, an absolute unit.
Ned Stark meme. It says: Braces yourselves Drew Eubanks is coming
"It's my birthday" clip from Thor: Ragnarok
Sandwiches. I can smell the onions and mustard.
Still from Apocalypse Now with the caption "I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning"
A T-shirt with an image of Mario wearing a fedora and playing an NES cartridge like a harmonica.
The Kings getting their ass beat by the Raptors on a PS5.
Vigo the Carpathian
A Very Serious-faced running cat
Dr. Teeth, the leader of the Muppets band
Adam Silver meme. The text reads "Get ready to learn about 60 fifteen square foot flags combined into one mega-flag, buddy."
Spotrac NBA Trade Machine deal - Monk for Kuminga at $23m
Blueberry pie Oreos. The filling is unnaturally blue, but so delicious.
A Spotrac trade machine proposal between the Warriors and Kings. The Warriors receive DeMar DeRozan. The Kings receive Gui Santos and Jonathan Kuminga on a sign-and-trade for $28,000,300.
A shot glass with a three-layered drink. Bottom layer: Creme de cacao Middle layer: Chocolate Baileys Top layer: Crown Royal
Fried rice
Clouds hugging the mountains coming out of the ocean.
A sailboat crossing the water with mountains and clouds in the background.
The "Big Rösti" burger from McDonald's - a burger with bacon, cheese, cheese sauce, and a hash brown patty. Would eat again.
A bin at Toys R Us with an "Everything Must Go!" 30% off sign. The sign says "Funco," but the only ones left in the bin are Aaron Rodgers, because nobody wants his dumb ass in any form.
A screenshot of the "Lists Blocked By" tab, showing he's blocked by 770,896 users via lists.
A box of Girl Scout frosted coconut caramel Pop Tarts, flavored to match the Samoas/Caramel deLights Girl Scout cookies.
A purple backlit wood cutout Kings logo that my awesome kid made for me.
Captain Hammer holding Dr. Horrible in a headlock.
A package of Fried Crab Flavor Lay's potato chips.
A package of chocolate covered pretzel flavored Oreos. Deliciously evil.
A cartoon image of a T-Rex
Sylvie looking like she's rolling around laughing on the couch.
Some Kings fans in Charlotte
Screenshot of adjacent posts in my timeline. dr. hazel: "I need to finish my book." John Scalzi: "THEY SAID I WAS MAD WHEN I WROTE A BOOK ABOUT A CHEESE MOON THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME BUT WHO IS LAUGHING NOW I ASK YOU BWA HA HAH HA HA HAH HA"
A plate full of "brown e's," cut out letter E's made of brown paper. April Fool's is the worst.
The Far Side's "Midvale School for the Gifted" frame, featuring a boy pushing hard to open a door labeled "PULL"
Album cover of "The Eternal Triangle," a jazz record by Freddie Hubbard and Woody Shaw.
Chapelle meme saying "Yall got any more of them Butthole lasers?
Watch game recap? Aw HELL no.
The "toilet bowl" portion at the bottom of the Vortex water slide. It's pretty much the same thing.
The Eris Morn ghost shell from Destiny 2.
A black circular keychain with the words "Light The Beam" and a crown in.
Trade machine screenshot: Fox to Spurs, Huerter/Castle/Sochan/2025 CHA 1 to Pels, Ingram/Johnson/2025 ATL 1/2031 SAC 1 back to Kings.
A picture of Kivas Fajo, a character from the TNG episode "The Most Toys."
Captain America sitting in a backwards chair, captioned with "So you decided to put your faith in Buddy Hield."