Brian King

@bkx3.bsky.social

101 Followers 150 Following

as seen on local news. Video guy for face computers. Midwest escapee. Makes strange sounds. brianking.org

Outdoor photo: a man is hoisted up by a large crowd
Outdoor photo. A bald American idiot (OP) is sitting on the ground in a rowing formation with an endless sea of people. In the distance is an important looking building with columns.
Outdoor photo of a man standing on a rock wall, wearing a Norway soccer kit. He looks up as a ball is about to hit him in the head.
Interior photograph: hundreds of brightly colored photographic prints arranged on a wall behind a diner counter with metal stools.
Photograph of a 10:00pm sunset, taken high over Stockholm.
Interior photo shot from above: a mall store facade with a blue neon sign reading “museum of the future”
Outdoor photograph taken at sunset of a large group of people sitting on a cliffside drinking wine and enjoying company. Nobody is charging money, or kicking anybody out.
Photo of a person at Apple Park wearing a blue shirt with opossums and pink flowers on it. He’s wearing an old Apple name tag that says “Brian”.
A System of a Down t-shirt with a birthday card indicating tickets to see the band in June.
Interior phone photo of a sign reading “welcome to Kahala mall”. It has a digital time and date superimposed, emulating an old film camera.
Screenshot of my Books app showing the near completion of Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams.
Security camera still of a 3D printer with seemingly nothing on it.
Interior mirror-selfie of a man in a cramped sleeper train car.
A large, textured pink and gray starfish rests among smooth, algae-covered rocks in a shallow tidal pool. The water is clear, reflecting the starfish and surroundings. Dark seaweed clings to the rocks in the background, adding depth to the underwater scene.
A squirrel sits on a thin branch near a bird feeder, holding food in its paws. The feeder is filled with seeds and hangs from a metal pole. The background is blurred green foliage, and the image has a circular vignette effect.
Screenshot from the Gmail app. Three pieces of spam email are highlighted, with very obviously spam text. The “report spam” button is activated.
Photograph taken indoors of a soldering iron sitting behind a pair of deconstructed headphones
Indoor photo of a very messy desk with a DJ control surface and multiple synthesizers.
Indoor photo of a strange little statue. It’s a vaguely humanlike figure made of grey stone. His face is a broad open-mouthed expression of horror.
Outdoor photo of an arm with Apple Watch Ultra. The Tides app is displaying a very low tide. Behind the arm, we see a very large beach.
Photo of a handsome grey backpack sitting outdoors on a bench with a red water bottle and black hoodie.
A cartoon. The Duolingo owl is cheerily informing me that I made 3,962 mistakes this year.
OP seated in front of a fireplace covering his face in a sultry pose with glow sticks for fingernails
Park rangers pose next to a temperature display reading 132° F / 56° C
Photo of an iPad at an airport bar, showing the cybertruk reveal. He’s not bullshitting.
Screenshot from audible.com, with a “Science” header. Below is a book cover set in an ugly typeface: The Real Anthony Fauci Bill Gates, Big Pharma, and the Global War on Democracy and Public Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
“Edit automation” screen on iOS. A script will trigger when Ivory is opened.
Google search history screenshot “searched for horse fresh ice cream”
A small brown dog is outside in the sun. He’s wearing a rainbow lei and a straw hat. It’s adorable.