Trent Crimm's Ghostwriter 🍉|🍵-mpa

@blackadlerqueen.bsky.social

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They're a ten but have never met an undead panic attack they couldn’t enhance by lobbing in a few more loudly shouted bad ideas. she/they. Bi, 36. undermotivated chaotic neutral bard being just doing life things while trying to not forget to eat.

It's a photo taken from the control room, and someone with permed black hair in a pixie is reading from her phone in front of a drum set. It's in sepia.
Cropped screenshot of a text convo, containing one text bubble. Text is purple gradient and says, "When will my husband Ao3 return from the war' The writer is dramatic. Apologies
Picture is showing Champa with gelled, black curls with red tips. She's wearing a green knitted microsweater over a grey top. They have black stars over their eyes and false lashes.
Femme looking person stands in front of a screen wearing an oversized tartan jacket (?) white shirt, and green tie, with shorts and knee high boots. Her hand is pointed upwards at the screen showing a ppt slide that is titled, "Local Green Bisexual Gets Railed by Tiny Pink Bisexual (More at 8pm). It's accompanied by a picture of galinda (Ariana Grande) and Elphaba (Cynthia Erivo) at the dance club scene.
This is an image of a round faced Asian person with big, curlier hair. Their left hand is resting on their cheek and she is wearing a brown tank top with a skull and flowers on it.
Screenshot of one segment of a telegram message, saying:"Darth Vader had to mask up to hide Anakin: a gifted little boy who had mommy issues, a texture problem with sand, and literal burn out."
On a bumpy, a little easy arm, a sword is tattooed on with wings and two rings of eyes. It's clearly a reference to the seraphim styled angel. The sword is not coloured, but it does have shading. The owner of the arm is doing ducklips to the camera cause it's clearly a selfie.
Speech bubble from Instagram, which states, "Your parents and I are currently watching YouTube videos and your mom just casually commented on how easy it would be to kill a man."
Speech bubble from Instagram, which states, "Your parents and I are currently watching YouTube videos and your mom just casually commented on how easy it would be to kill a man."
It's a blue curtain background with a cityscape lit up behind it. In the front are Conan O'Brien (a tall, gangly ginger man in a dark grey suit,) and the masturbating bear (a man in a bear costume with a big diaper). Conan has his head in his hands and massages the skin between his brows as the bear is touching the diaper he's wearing like he's jerking off.
A picture of someone painted with Papa Emeritus' makeup, looking very done.
It's a top view picture of a Calico cat eating wet food. The Calico has dark brown grey tabby patches with her orange fur. She's also fairly rotund.
An orange anthropomorphic flower with a yellow center is smiling like they are genuinely pleased at the circumstances.
Asian femme with blue liner and permed curls.
Miranda Hart, dressed like her character in Call The Midwife, with a white...ish? Coat and hat.
Selfie of an Asian with curly red hair and lipstick wearing a grey shirt and suspenders, taken in a reflection of a mirror.
It's Champa, in a full bodied picture, with a blue grey top with a Peter Pan collar, high-waisted pinstriped pants with suspenders. They have their hands on their hips. There is a cameo brooch pendant at the collar, and she had red hair permed and with headphones over the curls.
It's a title card over Utah with the words, "My Husband is Not Gay" over it. The words My Husband Is are in black while Not Gay are in yellow and gold. The logo TLC is in the bottom right hand corner.
Asian femme NB person wearing a green minidress with golden thread details, along with a black lace choker, pearl choker, and a resin clay ceramic heart cameo necklace. They also have black above knee high boots crisscrossed over each other as they pose in the middle of the pavement
A movie poster of the Robbie Williams biopic, better man. It's based off Williams' first album cover, Life Through A Lens, except instead of Robbie Williams' human face it's a chimp instead.
Asian femme with dyed red, short hair, rolling their eyes, wearing glasses above blue eyeshadow and red liner. She's wearing a delicate blue/grey translucent material shirt under a maroon corset, black shorts, and black sporty fishnets with stripes
It's a canvas painting on an easel in a darkly lot room. The painting is of a cat floating in a bathroom with strokes of paint depicting air. There is blood spray all over the bathroom mirror, and bloodied handprints on the wall. Someone has painted DO IT and Feed him on the walls. The cat is black. The cat has black fur. The cat has an abnormal number of eyes. Maybe more than two tails. I painted this and even I can't tell you what I was thinking of. If you have listened to Welcome to Night Vale, this is Khoshekh.
Asian person, with glasses and graphic eyeliner, wearing a cardigan, and a rainbow hat in the shape of a squid, with two large tentacles and rainbow coloured smaller tentacles
A half naked Michael Palin of Monty Python fame is squatting next to a beggar with leprosy (Hanson's disease) and noticeable bereft of scars or scabs. The text says, "alms for an ex-leper", a still from Monty Python's Life of Brian
Ok imagine an Asian person with short hair. Imagine them with blue eyeliner and glasses, blush, and fake freckles. They're wearing two chokers and a necklace similar to a vintage Victorian cameo brooch but with a black and gold heart. The Asian person is wearing a blue doublet with white flowers all over it, over a white puffy poet shirt. The Asian person is sticking their tongue out, because they have no taste unless they stick their tongue out to taste the air.
It's a white canvas with pencil sketch lines of a bathroom sink, where a cat is casually floating.
It's a screenshot of the green Duolingo owl logo, cracked into pieces like a shattered mirror.
It's a white hamster going really flat and sleepy in someone's hand, with the word, "completion" next to it in Chinese and English.
It's a screenshot of the Wicked soundtrack, on the song The Wizard and I.
Screenshot of Duolingo widget trying to get me to train. The owl is on his front on the floor begging for release from this hell. Hah.
An article listing titled: Lonely Dolphin in Baltic Sea may be talking to itself. There's a picture of one dolphin on it. Cause it's lonely. Ha ha ha ha ha.
The green Duolingo owl is now chilling and wearing sunglasses. The fucker.
Screenshot of the duolingo owl sitting on a stool amidst flames, much like that dog in that This is fine meme. There is no light in his eyes. You're doomed.
It's a cropped screenshot of a phone with a widget showing the green owl of Duolingo folding it's arms like it has any sort of authority over me. Fuck this bird