Secretary of Defenestration

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he/him We are all horrible and wonderful and figuring it out. - Harris Wittels

A black cat stretches out on his back with his hind legs spread.
A black cat stands on his hind legs watching footage of a deer on TV.
Movie poster for Dead Heat. Treat Williams and Joe Piscopo stand back to back holding guns. Text on the poster reads "You can't keep a good cop dead."
A black cat is sleeping curled up on a cat bed
Screen shot of my Bluesky feed of Rob Delaney making a joke about his wife's hall pass being Mr Beast with a headline from The Onion about Mr Beast underneath it.
A pile of Mariners baseball teammates from a 1995 playoff game. Ken Griffey Jr has a look of pure happiness on his face.
A black and white photo of Martin Scorsese sitting on a chair throwing his hands up in resignation. White text at the bottom of the image reads" Absolute Dogshit"
A black and white photo of Martin Scorcese sitting in a chair throwing his hands up in resignation. Text at the bottom reads "Absolute Dogshit"
A black cat looks at pink and red lights on a Christmas tree in front of some plaid wrapped presents.
Abstract found items nativity with chimp figure as baby Jesus, highlighter and glue stick as Mary and Joseph, three cups as three wise men, various office items as animals
Illustrated image of a man, a dragon man.
A black cat faces the camera, slightly hunched, with one paw held in front of him.
A black cat stretched and yawns, arching its back
A creepy, decrepit building exterior under a red sky.
Poster for Remorse 2: Aftershocks. People in the back of a pickup truck while monstrous worms attack from underneath
Movie poster for Hush. A woman hides from a man wearing a scary expressionless mask.
Movie poster for "Sasquatch: The legend of Bigfoot". The silhouette of a large creature and trees behind a group of men on horseback in a river.
Night of the Bloody Apes poster, features a monster and a woman in yellow being menaced
Movie poster for Rattlers. A black and white image of a woman is in the mouth of a giant green snake head
Tom Hanks in He Knows You're Alone
Movie poster for Tom Selleck filmed "Runaway"
Black and white image of Norman Bates' mother's dessicated corpse
Black and white photo of Elaine May