BlackeyeThe2nd

@blackeyethe2nd.bsky.social

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Sea of Thieves enthusiast I enjoy good food, fun friends, and not sailing dead upwind

A fancily dressed pirate throws confetti from an equally fancy bucket. He stands between two ghosts, a fish person, and two other pirates as fireworks explode overhead.
A charismatic pirate with a brilliant 'stache and mutton chops leans out a tavern window, his left hand gripping the top of the frame. His right hand holds a small tub of topical cream, the contents glowing a brilliant cyan. Below the window are three identical faces demonstrating the effects of the ointment. The 2nd face is half covered in the glowing cream. The third face has been halfway transformed, the right half having changed hair, skin, and eye color, along with a different array of facial hair. Above the window is a large crest bearing the words, "Blackeye's Facial Faker Ointment". Below that is a subtitle reading, "Washes Off!! Non-Permanant!!"