BladeVap

@bladevap.pokengine.org

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A hybrid Pokemon furry, mainly Vaporeon and part axolotl. She/they (will respond to anything though!). 36. NSFW-friendly, but will rarely post it (But it WILL happen sometimes, as a result, NO MINORS). DMs are open (but don't abuse the privilege!)

A list from Google's shitty AI of condiments that I did not ask for but received anyway. The final entry "Salsa" has failed bold text asterisks for its entry, with one side of the word having four of them and the other side having two.
A cropped screenshot of my Old School RuneScape character Stinkowing standing in their player-owned house. A kitchen sink made of extremely-expensive condensed gold and mahogany is displayed in front of Stinkowing - it is the most expensive item players can built in their house!
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The Mii shown is Octavian, who is being fed a boiled octopus food item. And yes, I Googled if octopi ever engage in cannibalism, and they do. Welp, nice knowing you, random octopus that got boiled...
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The Mii shown is Mr. Mime, who, having argued with Octavian from Animal Crossing over who has the smoothest skin (and then getting a strange compliment from Octavian that felt a bit creepy in hindsight, is telling the octopus villager "You know, you don't have to say everything that comes into your head."
A screenshot from Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The Palette House menu is pulled up for a finished custom book-like treasure, which is a magazine titled "DORK Magazine". TrulyAVaporeon's Vap avatar is on the front cover in pastel colors and is looking extremely sheepish. Settings that describe the magazine include "Embarassing" and "Please excuse our covergirl".
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The Miis depicted are Grover from Sesame Street and Bubs from Homestar Runner. They are sitting at one of the Tomoria restaurant's booths, with Grover discussing and complimenting Bubs' hairstyle after Bubs adamantly complimented Grovers. This would be perfectly fine if either Mii had any hairstyle at all to speak of and were not bald.
Tomodachi Life Living the Dream screenshot. The My Treasures! Shop interface is open, and a cat Mii stands at the cash register, ready to sell Hairubb, a Bug-type fakemon that can only be described as a hairy white fluffy bug thing. It's cute, but the Pokedex entry for it on Pokengine states it evolves into something far less cute and more horrifying.
A screenshot from Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The Mii shown is Bubs from Homestar Runner, and he is sitting on the edge of the wishing fountain, sleeping with one eye open (which had to be done due to the character having differently-sized asymmetrical eyes).
My Mii from Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream's demo, themed after a female Vaporeon.
I have done nothing but smith nails in Old School RuneScape for three days!
A rubber pride flag hung on the wall sideways, draped over a mountain of plushies.
A dead barbarian from Castle Crashers, laying in a pool of his own stupid blood. Get dead, dumbass.