the constant olive gardener 🦀

@blahmountain.rip

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🌙🌔🌝 salty-blooded lunatic meat bubble 🦀🫧 with access 🧶🧵🥫🪁 to the internet ⚡️🌧️👍🏽 big floppy heart small smooth brain 🔥

orange-red background with thick dark red sketch of simple, smiling antennaed, parenthesis alien being with outstretched hands presenting "blah" over a blue pencil sketch of a tear downward stream of "mnt"

light pink background with grey sketch, darker pink backdrop with fake page shadow.
"giving notice"
a paper airplane flies to scowling person sitting at a desk, wearing a bolo tie and preparing to catch it.
the person's view of the paper plane unfolded with a message in it that reads "2 weeks. I'mma dip, sorry"

pink background with dark gray base sketches and various colors super sketches
bottom left pencil writing ("writing" in blue)
open bird cage with flying skull with wings "free spirit" (+ projected shiny teal smiley face)
solid red escaped crab (*run wild, buddy*)
smiley faced worm with hook (pink smiley faced worm extra outline sketch) "contact"
simple dot spider dangling from web strand and arrow pointing to it "me on the web" with blue extra outline + red hearts around the dot
dot spider-shaped dot sun with smiley faced, waving light bulb, lightning bolt, kite and key. yellow outline for bulb, bolt and key "projects"

light pink background with dark pink, white sketch.
open tin can of twinkling stars with smiling, validating angel label.
red arrow points inside "this is a place"

orange background with blue sketch
carl points at and gestures towards other carls rough housing in the distance.

"carls, amass!"

blue background and orange pencil sketch.

raining cloud in the sky with simple moon and stars above.

"some cool & calm moment felt" written in the bottom right

blue background with orange pencil sketch.

restive person sleeping and waking tangled with overgrowth of simple flowers

sketch with left half orange background, blue pencil and right half blue background, orange pencil.

left half has a smiling sun and smiling plant person holding a simple flower and thumbs-upping, right half has a cloud raining on expressionless plant person.

"some peace of balance" written in the bottom right

outside in a pile of twigs, leaves and clovers two moss-covered logs with faces drawn on the ends

blue background with red sketch drawing.
a person in the sauce. a blurry, line-less orb annoying them and fucking with their senses and limbs

white background sketched drawing of a dream where someone is sleeping at the bottom of the ocean and wakes up to swim to the top (and you see their butt because they're naked)

me out in the wild looking like the unabomber and capturing a selfie in a broken mirror on the sidewalk. the mirror is leaning against one of two closely positioned telephone poles with fox tail weeds growing enthusiastically at their base

me out in the wild taking a photo of a pink smiley face sticker on an old, rusty fire hydrant on an old sidewalk with grass growing in the cracks and spacings. my shadow cleaved by the hydrant's position in space.

imaginary pork stall scene from "pursuit of jade" episode 8

butch wife grunts and demands "wipe my sweat!" and handsome helper husband holds hand with rag out as she rubs sweaty face all over it

drawing on an orange background. in blue: person working on an assembly line building small, treaded machines. "work week" written above

drawing on a blue background. in black: "2026" and a fire with an arrow and label "a fire". in red: drawing of "a horse" with an arrow and label "a horse"

dana scully intensification meme:
0. old mcmahon intensification meme
1. first suggestion of new dana scully meme
2. reordered and formatted
4. fourth quarter dana scully high intensity lurking, glaring in the darkness at images of sonic escalating in sexuality ending in sonic and dr eggman sensually embracing and kissing. their fates intertwined, their attraction forbidden.

“Like again, this is not an academic exercise.” - Meredith Whittaker
1/3
This is a screen grab from a youtube video of two people in turtlenecks talking tech - Reframing "Open Source Al" with Meredith Whittaker: Al Impact Summit 2026

mememe - battered grid of grade school photos of young, blondish bowl-cut mullet me wearing dan flashes shirt

photo of blahmountain irl, taken in the reflection of the bodega mirror featured in the jseattle article. mirror is held by a buff sundae person. tons of cool shop stuff in the background

orange background, kingslayer uses foot to scrape a king's skull from their sword.
"walk the path to end all kings"

icy bluish white background, venn diagram of two boulders - one small boulder and one large boulder the size of a small boulder

orange background, venn diagram of two oranges with "apple" and "orange" labels

enthusiastic person on bunk bed in (google) ball(s) pit room

yellow and orange background with multiple sketches of lil bulby light bulb idea guy
"I've figured something out!"

little sprouty nature greens and little round nature reds

koolteee product image for mr. collins "what excellent boiled potatoes" shirt

snilmerg for nilbog
Mamdani-style campaign poster

grass and sky with trees
tree with orange and yellow leaves up front and groovy willowy tree in the background

derpy turtle and frog faces (and butt) drawn over a beautiful turtle mosaic

frog of frog and toad edited into a great work from @olliemnjones.bsky.social

quick draw mcgraw death tarot card

helen gazing at the aurora borealis, marveling at the novelty and wonder of life in an exotic ice hotel.
carol sullenly suffering because she is sitting there existing, experiencing things like cold and needing to pee.

blue and red
reversed shadow and crab
patiently waiting...
for sights to beheld...

lizard person getting strangled and various bugs escaping

green and red
xs and faces facing directions on an axis

pokemon seizure gif

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennō_Senshi_Porygon
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Denno_Senshi_Porygon_Seizure.gif

blue and red
crab and shadow

black and white sketch
sitting in a corner with mirrors, dumbly working on a computer

screenshot of unamused spider being hollered at & looking off into space visually paralleling the meme about getting hollered at & looking off into space

a photo of a man shouting into a woman's ear at a dance club
Milk Edinburgh Club Photo

a spider beatboxing to impress and seduce

crude animation - light blue background and sketched orange rocket rocketing upward

black and white sketch of an open treasure chest
you are a treasure
(and inside the treasure chest is bong joon-ho making oscars kiss)

black and white doodle
dumb strong guy wearing speedo briefs and flexing muscles/exerting to hold up the corners of a doofus's mouth
herculean effort

nativity scene but with this time dolls instead of possums

the ai from ai peaking

marie antoinette as a cake

four panels doodle
top left: stick figure with a golden retriever (labeled with an arrow “golden retriever”)
top right: stick figure me with aura (labeled with an arrow “me, high”)
bottom left: the golden retriever sits
bottom right: i give it a thumbs up

logan roy from succession

vampire with black eyes and bloody wispy mustache & beard picking a hair from their mouth

yellow background
light blue and pink sketch of a face tilted up to feel the warmth of light and wearing a crown of reaching horns/hands

orange background w/ blue stroke doodle
bird w/ hands
frog w/ teeth
fish w/ hair

transparent bald headed man resting on the outline of the set down cannonball against an inclined slope and he is filled with orange

black and white doodle.
person with a serious-faced pumpkin head standing over and carving the head of a goofy-faced pumpkin-headed person that’s grinning and waving

joe pera releases a pumpkin to a waterfall

pink background and red foreground.
left: upturned face peering upward with soft weeping eyes at intertwined internal ideas
right: two uniform steeled faces loosed outward with hard searing eyes at what is external, other