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i'll be on the MAD REWIND panel at Comic-Con talking about MAD TV and not being able to find parking
a dog surrounded by vacuum cleaners
some fucking nerds at Comic-Con dressed like Derek Wildstar and Nova from Star Blazers YES I KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY KODAI AND YUKI FROM SPACE CRUISER YAMATO JESUS CHRIST
a fountain at the York Mall as seen from Listening Booth circa 1981
a bag of Martin's Kettle-Cook'd potato chips in rare unopened state
I said doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take I said doctor, to relieve this belly ache
No results found for "i'm a Grogu not a Shogu".
(l-r): Greg Proops, Dr. Z, Carmine St. Pierre
Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate
a truck carrying baby food that gives your baby diarrhea ordering you to honk if you like soft poops, it did not have an option for fans of rock-hard stools
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, here I am at Alex's Bar in Long Beach
The Cake of Dr. Demento
The Thing with Two Fish Heads
Charles Blaine Nelson Capatch Reilly
TONIGHT: The Good Good Show at Night Lizard Brewing Company in Santa Barbara featuring four great comedians and also Blaine Capatch
Howard Hesseman's Coyote Bus Line ID card from The Big Bus (1976)
not pictured: sweaty waifu guy just out of shot with his hands in his pockets and a glazed stare
Crazy Horses by The Osmonds, a collection of solid bangers
Hello Pottery
Japrocksampler by Julian Cope
Pepper and Sesame are 1
Famous Birthdays: Blaine Capatch's Stuntman
69ing at Shakey's
On "Rolling Stone's 500 Worst Albums from Blaine Capatch: "2 Foot 2 Loose" by Kenny Loggins & "Idahoication" by this bunch of Flea's
Freaks with Geeks
Getting Even by Woody Allen
Isabel, queen of the living room
Jane Lynch, Kate Flannery and Tim Davis with the Tony Guerrero Quintet bringin' the holiday pain in Santa Monica
a poster for The Goodbye Girl introducing QUINN CUMMINGS hiding behind a rack of hangers in the BroadStage green room
two spiders have constructed a web at the bottom of a sliding board and one of them is saying "If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings." this implies they wish to capture and devour a human child
beautiful black cat sleeping all cozy like it thinks it's better than me
Story Smash tonight at the Lyric Hyperion featuring "expert" judges Wapner, Judy and Dredd
Shesh and Pepper
Story Smash, a fun storytelling game show with two expert judges and also Blaine Capatch at the Lyric Hyperion Saturday Dec 6 at 7:30pm
three tickets to Brazil at the Vista
Dr. Z and Carmine St. Pierre saw you from across the room and liked your vibe
i'm hosting HOT BISCUITS with James Adomian, River Butcher, Sydney Castillo, Zabrecky, Brendon Walsh, Drew Landry, Babs Gray and Charles Gould at The Stray Theater (formerly Fake Gallery) on Melrose tonight at 9
i'm hosting the HOT BISCUITS comedy show with River Butcher, Sydney Castillo, Zabrecky, Brendon Walsh, Drew Landry, Babs Gray and Charles Gould at The Stray Theater on Melrose (the old Fake Gallery) this Friday November 14 at 9pm also appearing: actual hot biscuits
The Vanity of the New (Robert Williams, 1992)
Maxinquaye -- Tricky
look how young my hair is
For What It's Worth at the Improv Lab tonight at 7pm featuring @murrayv.bsky.social @katcorbett.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com
Drama! Pop! Variety! The KKK has it all! except the variety
The Pasadena Model Railroad Museum is a lot of fun, and not just because of the model railroad! It also has live performances and a restroom in case the live performances make you shit yourself THIS WEEKEND: KING DIAMOND
Dragon suffered from megalocornea, a condition which results in the enlargement of the transparent front part of the eye and iris, which he contracted from fucking a muskrat.
Wet Leg at the Greek
back row: Kiss front row: some asshole (Photo: Richard Avedon)
No results found for Clamatoerotic asphyxiation
i love you Calvin
Photo courtesy Ansel Adams Gallery
me at 25 35 years ago
(l-r): Vera, some asshole
with Paul F. Tompkins at Flappers University Commencement
Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo Like some cat from Japan He could lick 'em by smiling, he could leave 'em to hang He came on so loaded, man, well-hung and snow-white tan
Hanging with Dr. Z Live tonight at Dynasty Typewriter with Laurie Kilmartin, Andy Daly and Chris Estrada. I'm Carmine St. Pierre btw
Supergrass at the Palladium
Jane Says
A Store Track shut a craft about to land on the hunger deck of the You A Sus Indoor Prize
noted Irish transphobe Graham Linehan and his giant fucking head
yes, it's Hanging with Dr. Z Live, yes, i am Carmine St. Pierre, yes, it's at Dynasty Typewriter, yes, it's on Sunday September 7