Blaise Hartley

@blaisehartley.com

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Engineer, Artist, Dancer, Maker, Dad, Axe-flinger, Pain in the Ass. Opinions expressed are those of no one... Also find me at: https://makersocial.online/@Beerbruin

A completely empty soup pot
Flock map of a tiny city
container next to candy jar labeled "Candy Jail"
Headline of "Trump tells Walmart to 'eat the tariffs' after retailer warns of price hikes" Below a meme of two astronauts on the Moon looking at the Earth, one standing behind the other with a gun in his hand, captioned: "Wait... tariffs are a domestic tax increase?" "Always have been."
Panel one: "Your son wasn't vaccinated, and now he's got measles." "I want a second opinion!" Panel two: "You're an idiot."
Rumpled bedsheets wherein a sock, camoflaged by being an identical color, is right out in plain sight, and yet difficult to see.
A newspaper clipping with the headline from the 1953 "There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephones". The article discusses a prediction about the future of telephones, stating they will be carried like watches, require no dial, and allow users to see each other and potentially translate languages.
Panel 1 shows someone signing a "we own your DNA" agreement with 23andme; second frame shows 23andme location rebranded as 23andmeat, drive-thru open.
Four Tesla vehicles defaced with the identifying badges of other car brands...
Onion Headline: "Trump Says Recession Necessary Step To Get To Depression"