blakeyrat 2000 🐀

@blakeyrat.bsky.social

189 Followers 129 Following

Friends everywhere, if only you know where to look. Friends in all shapes, all sizes, all places!

Screenshot from Malcolm in the Middle; the youngest brother whose name I can't remember sits with a birthday hat and a plate and fork, caption reads: "I expect nothing and I'm still let down"
Comic of man and woman in 1910 car being chased by a police officer on horseback who isn't fast enough catch them. The woman's waving a handkerchief at the cop in a dismissive fashion. The caption reads "Left Behind"
Screenshot of "is that guy from..." with it refusing to recognizing Surgical Strike
Photo of a crowded fun-looking fairground with lots of food stalls and carnival rides
Stock photo of a cabbage
"Starting the process of getting a trace"
Screenshot of the Atari Jaguar game "Fight for Your Life", two polygonal 3D fighters very very very slooowly kind of fight on a system that really wasn't up to making a 3D fighting game even remotely
Logo for a company named "Miracle film" the slogan beneath it says: if it's a good film, it's a miracle!
Photo of a WWII British soldier with gas mask and bayonet affixed to his rifle, his entire lower body obscured by a veritable ocean of gas
Tax bracket chart showing the maximum tax rate in 1960 was 91% of all income earned over $400k
Movie poster for the incredibly stupid direct-to-cable film "Chupacabra Terror" somehow starring John Rhys-Davies
I-405 in Bellevue closed due to garbage truck fire
Stuntman in Star Trek doing a fall down a hallway, a few feet above him is a patch of cloth which flew off the crotch of his uniform and you can see his underpants as he rolls
Group of Japanese actors in weird skullcap space helmets with thin sunglasses and a black leather tunic with an orange badge on it
Launch dialog for GameSir driver program
John Redcorn: "It's a tool used for straightening the shaft of an arrow"
30 Rock screenshot caption "nobody will believe that a killer robot can get his ass kicked by one bear", behind him is the world's most awful robot and beat costumes on a stage
"I'm the true king of all beasts, you miserable battle scum."
Alien in Star Trek Voyager saying "that matrix is worth a thousand dilithium crystals", his voice is an extremely weird high-pitch cartoon voice and frankly it's a pretty funny line read
The robot magnate "Mom" from Futurama
Screenshot revealing that it's just a generic shmup
Arcade game title screen reading "Hotdog Storm"
Screenshot from a video game, a council room of sunglassed aliens with the caption "Game Over"
First dog to cross the SR 520 bridge dies at age 14
Moe Howard with his weird haircut that's simultaneously a bowl cut and a long-haired hippie look
The time machine from the Outer Limits episode The Form of Things Unknown; it looks like a wall covered in clocks all of which have wires connected to a single point, there's a woman in the middle of the wires, screaming
I'm not going to transcribe the text, suffice it to say it's a list of about 12 emails, all of which are OBVIOUSLY spam and all of which ended up in my inbox
"new warships are designed to counter threats from China and other adversaries"
Screenshot of It's A Wonderful Life, where George Bailey shows a disinterested bank examiner the headline in the newspaper when his brother gets the Congressional Medal of Honor. The examiner responds, bored, "well I guess they do those things."
Email from a charity saying they have to cancel calendar orders because their printer, Zazzle, doesn't allow printing celebrity names on products and their calendar, like all calendars ever, marked "Martin Luther King Jr. Day"
Pilot in plane: "the fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die!!! ... wait... oh my mistake, that's the intercom light."
Bird mascot from Cocoa Puffs cereal commercials
Screenshot from intro to MST3K showing Pearl Forrester crushing a ball shaped like the Earth with one hand, which is her logo
A close up photograph of an array of 3 headlights, each of which CLEARLY has a lens
Screenshot of Saints Row 4 intro, reporter at press conferece asks "Kinzie, what is the right context for, and I quote, 'I'm the patron saint of America, we should probably look into changing the pledge of allegiance to One Nation Under Me'"?
Product description of some crappy AI app that lets you talk to a virtual Jesus
Photo of lego Star Trek TNG figures, the Wesley Crusher one is holding an unidentifiable object made of confusion
Xbox app nagging me to download 3.7 GB of crap before I can play vidya gamezzz which I was doing like 30 minutes ago just fine
Dialog box from Outer Worlds 2 showing a character saying the word "whilst"
Some idiotic AI chat interface nobody asked for saying I should ask if if candy pairs well with wine and beer
Screenshot of Buck Rogers intro, showing the increasing year counter stopped at 2491 and not 2487 as you'd expect if he was really frozen for 500 years, sheesh
That bird/monkey/annoyance thing from Pirate of Dark Water. Trivia: voiced by Roddy McDowall!
"Constance Goodheart" the female lead in the fake 1940s serial Captain Proton screaming in terror as she's menaced by a robot that looks like a water heater
The starship Truth and Reconciliation from Halo 2
A 5-step "recipe" for making chicken fingers where each step is basically "eh, do whatever"
"Skateboarder breaks record going down a 22-story building"
The same dialog in the original quoted post, but THIS TIME it has "yes" "no" buttons you can click to move past it! Mine had no buttons, it was just broken
Weird kind of dialog box(?) saying: "Confirm Initialize Volume Request". It has no instructions on HOW to confirm that, nor does it have any 'ok' or 'cancel' buttons
Screen capture from the Twilight Zone episode Nothing in the Dark, with Robert Redford and Gladys Cooper in a dingy apartment
Reviews for Wendy's brand bacon, total ranking 1.84, top review titled "even my dog won't eat it"
Stick Stickly, a old Nickelodeon mascot from the 90s
Screenshot from IMDB crediting David Carradine for playing a role of 'Dark One'