michael (camera cutter)

@blastbody.bsky.social

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he/him. Game programmer, audio specialist/enthusiast. Hyper agent. Beer snob Diablo IV engine team's "guy who knows all the audio tech". Also worked on some EQ2 expansions & indie games. Header by aorticinkwell.carrd.co @michaelbartnett on 🐦

Guild Wats 2 character named "I Invented Dogs" and a guild tag of "[ACAB]"
A photo of those salty dried seaweed square snacks from Costco
Two stills from the Carole and Tuesday anime stacked vertically. The first is a shot of Roddy busting into their apartment pointing angrily and the subtitles showing he's shouting "He's an AI scammer!" The second is Carole, Tuesday, and Gus looking back at a little yellow robot guy trying to slink away, but an awkward Sam Altman face is photoshopped onto its head. This is from episode 4 "Video killed the radio star"
Multiple versions of the Sibelius music notation software on cd/dvd splayed out on the floor but arranged sorta vertically in increasing version order Versions 3, 4, two copies of 5, and 6
Photo of an open DVD case with the discount inside kn the right and a little production photo insert on the left. The DVD is Young Frankenstein.
A drawing of a monkey with his little monkey brain overlaid like a faux-xray looking to the right at an illustration of a large two handed sword. There's a text label pointing at the monkey brain that says "Neuron activation" and a text label near the sword that says "hhuge fuckinf sord" which if not clear is meant to be a sloppy misspelling of "huge fucking sword". The monkey is transfixed by the huge fucking sword. The image also has a header and watermark revealing it was posted on the Elden Ring subreddit.
closeup of the purple power switch on a super nintendo
The top half of a fluffy white dog face peering from behind a computer desk expectantly. Photo is taken from the perspective of a person sitting st the desk, so the dog face is framed by the top of the computer keyboard and the bottom edge of the monitor.
Screenshot of the map of the first area in Avowed with a big line cut through the fog of war in the the ocean, because I've been swimming around the map bounds
It's "Grimoire Wwise" Which is Grimoire Weiss from Nier, except the logo for the Wwise audio Middleware tool/library is pasted over his front cover.
This image and the next show two angles of a medium sized coffee mug. The outside is white with tan and dark brown lettering and the inside and handle are red. It's hard to see the handle because I'm holding it. The lettering is in all caps and says "COFFEE FIRST [coffee cup icon] THEN GAME THEORY". The "coffee first" letters and coffee icon are tan, and the "then game theory" letters are dark brown, almost black.
Instructino booklet for Deepak Chopra's Leela for Xbox 360 Kinect. The subtitle says "body.mind.spirit.play." Published by THQ. The art is very abstract with a wheel of colors in the bottom left area of the cover. It's kind of hard to describe. But it's a very new-agey 'unlock your chakras' kind of vibe.
A twitter user quote tweeting the Irvine Police Department twitter The Irvine PD tweet says "Coming soon to Irvine... #cybertruck" and a shit ton of stupid hashtags, implying they are for real buying a fleet of cyber trucks. The quote tweet says "This is the most Irvine thing Irvine has ever done."
Biden shooting lasers out of his eyes, his mouth is exaggerated into a wide demonic grin. Bottom text says "Malarkey Detected"
photo of the golden gate bridge taken from the passenger seat of a vehicle driving across it. the weather is rainy and foggy
A catcha instructing the user to "choose the objects that are essential for comfort in the heat of summer" Options include: several glasses of orange juice, multiple pictures of birds hanging out on bra chea together, a thermostat, and what appears to.be a wide shot of a power plant with stream coming out of some tall stacks.
screen photo of an anime with an error message saying "Oops! Something went wrong. Error code: P-DASH-25" displayed over it. This is the crunchyroll app shittng the bed.
A fluffy puppy (big boy, 70 lbs at 8 months), curled up on patio furniture looking very precious. He has a white head and shoulders, and black torso and butt. Easily confused for a stuffed animal. Not visible in this picture: he has extra thick furry paws.
screenshot of log output: @as(*const [70:0]u8, "Generating rtti for array_list.ArrayListAligned(main.SomeElement,null)") @as(*const [38:0]u8, "Generating rtti for []main.SomeElement") @as(*const [36:0]u8, "Generating rtti for main.SomeElement") @as(*const [25:0]u8, "Generating rtti for usize") @as(*const [33:0]u8, "Generating rtti for mem.Allocator") @as(*const [30:0]u8, "Generating rtti for *anyopaque") @as(*const [29:0]u8, "Generating rtti for anyopaque") @as(*const [47:0]u8, "Generating rtti for *const mem.Allocator.VTable") @as(*const [40:0]u8, "Generating rtti for mem.Allocator.VTable") @as(*const [67:0]u8, "Generating rtti for *const fn (*anyopaque, usize, u8, usize) ?[*]u8") @as(*const [60:0]u8, "Generating rtti for fn (*anyopaque, usize, u8, usize) ?[*]u8")
Bernie Sanders meme "I am once again asking for artists to copy paste error message text instead of just taking a screenshot"
Image of Siegfried Kircheis from Legend of the Galactic Heroes. The original art where he sort of resembles Mark Zuckerberg.
giant statue of Lilith from Diablo IV at BlizzCon
Picture of a head hanging from the Tree of Whispers in the Diablo hall at BlizzCon
Photo of the Overwatch World Cup stage taken from audience seating
A screenshot of Grimoire Weiss from Nier Replicant with the icon for Wwise, the game audio middleware tool, photoshopped onto where Weiss's face would be on the cover of the tome
Screen snip from Baldur's Gate 3. Shows half-loaded ground detail, and a T-posing purple half orc with only a bare upper torso, head, arms and feet rendering. His pelvis and hips are invisible.
Richard Garriott's business card. There's a sparkly embossed snake on the left. side in what appears to be magical sparkles Contact info is scribbled out.
A photo of an old Compaq Presario PC from the 90s
Jared from Silicon Valley pulling the bli down aside and staring out a window looking like he's waiting for something. His face is a mixture of anxiety and sadness.
Screenshof of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for DOS. It appears to be a screenshot of the 2nd level. The bottom third of the screen is all HUD with a big Indiana Jones logo, health and energy bars, a score, a torch icon, and a counter showing the player has 0 whips. On the right of the bud is the Pixelmator face of Harrison Ford as the titular character. The game itself is a sidescroller, and Indiana Jones appears to be falling off of a ledge or something. This happened to me a lot, I don't think I ever got past level 2 lol.
picture of me looking wistfully up and left of the camera on a rooftop in Manhattan. The empire state building is lit up in the background
Screenshot of the chat/roll log in Fantasy Grounds showing a character named Hank Cornerlius making a difficulty explosives check against a target number of 13 in the Fallout TTRPG. The result is two natural 20s which are highlighted in red.
photo of two coffee mugs sitting on a countertop the one on the left is blue with white speckles reminiscent of those metallic cups you can get at camping stores, it says "Go find yourself," "Climb," and "Celeste," it's referencing the game called Celeste the one on the right is more of a cu offer cup than a mug. it's thinner and has sheet music all over it, text in the top right designates it as some Oboe solo (not pictured, but if you rotate it you can see the composer is allegedly Vivaldi)
Its the Black Stones from the Nana anime
Pondering my orb meme, and pasted over the orb is cropped insanity wolf