Sean

@blastoise.bsky.social

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Big chucklefuck energy. Pan, poly, commie. He/him, WA

Roaring moon ex but rad
Poe from Star Wars saying "somehow, Palpatine returned"
Super Energy Removal (1st ed, base set) Discard 1 Energy card attached to 1 of your own Pokemon in order to choose 1 of your opponent's Pokemon and up to 2 Energy cards attached to it. Discard those Energy cards.
Pokemon card: base set Blastoise, with missing stage error. Graded in a PSA 8, the slab is held in a white hand under muted light.
Fern, a Bengal cat, sits in profile next to some porch steps. She is wearing a purple harness.
A book sitting on grey fabric. "Stone Butch Blues" by Leslie Feinberg
Akuma, his red hair and beard flying, screams to the sky in his ridiculously open shirt
The Game Boy Advance SP in red. Its clamshell open, and definitely sexy. She's just begging to be played with.
A two panel meme. Top panel, a person in a suit says to a woman behind a hotel desk "Hi, I've forgotten what room I'm in." In the bottom panel, the woman replies "No problem sir. This is called 'The Lobby'."
Goku charging a spirit bomb, but the spirit bomb is a giant heart
Screenshot of my post reading The "Dancing in the Dark" cover by Lucy Daucus is the only one I've heard so far that actually understands the song send skeet
Cover art for Lucy Daucus' single, Dancing in the Dark. She sports bright red lipstick and a blue button down with "Bruce" embroidered above the side pocket
Brennan Lee Mulligan on the set of Um, Actually pointing at the camera
My bengal cat, Fern, laying fully splayed on her back with her belly to the air. Go ahead, rub her belly. She definitely won't claw your hand off.
Close up on an open bag of Brach's black licorice jelly beans, about 1/3 of the jelly beans are eaten
Me in the Stardew Valley pixel style, wearing my normal brown-rimmed glasses instead of my girlfriend's red aviators. Also rocking a blue suit and tie over a pink shirt.
Nintendo-branded lithium ion battery for Nintendo DS Lite
Personality test result indicating a 77% match with Brock from Pokémon
Alastor from Hazbin Hotel goin full murdery
Husk, in Hazbin Hotel
A store front with an enormous sign reading "The Good Feet Store", a neon OPEN sign glows in the window.
Matthew McConaughey (in True Detective) looking shocked and smoking a cig meme but it's just, so many goddamn cigs. There's like a dozen in his mouth and another six spilling out of his hands (they mirrored the hand so he has two now)
A completed primary ballot for the Democratic presidential primary with "write-in" selected. Katie Tightpussy is written in as the candidate.
A view of Juniper (calico dilute cat) from below as she sits atop the fridge, looking imperiously down upon her kingdom. The angle makes her look wuite tall.
"They don't know" meme featuring a sad wojak in the corner of a crowded happy party, saying to himself "they don't know I can solo mega raids"
Me! Early 30s white man with thin frame glasses and light stubble, dark eyebrows. Short dark hair under a winter hat (the NY Mets home run apple.) Wearing a black winter coat and being sniffed excitedly by an Alaskan Husky while snow blows around.
Fern the bengal cat laying down and shaking her head so hard her face has become a blur evocative of a biblically-accurate angel
Shrek, making an ominous face
A screenshot of a messenger conversation where I send a screengrab of Azula from the trailer followed by "who is mommy" Partner: "that's Zuko's sister, Azula" Me: "She's a bad guy right" Partner: "yeah" Me" "nice"
A disheveled wall-eyed, heterochromic cat, decked out in jewelry. The "Cat King" from The Cat Returns (2002)
A photo of Golden Sun playing on a Nintendo Switch. The game shows a trio of puppies playing obstructing a path, in the cutest example of keeping the player on path with random roadblocks.
Nic Cage in Uncut Gems "This is how I win" line but with "we" sloppily edited over I
Mandy Patinkin in a black leather coat leaning against a door frame. Between that and the blue wall behind him with a specific window pane pattern; he looks like he's going for Ninth Doctor and it kind of works.
The cast of Fringe in a still from its final season. L-R: Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop), Jasika Nicole (Astrid Farnsworth), John Noble (Walter Bishop), and Anna Torv (Olivia Dunham)
An image from Kirby's Epic Yarn in which Kirby and company are looking collectively dismayed. The caption reads "This upset Kirby immensely."
A screenshot from co-star saying 2024: the year you predict every pop culture event that happens this year
An Arwing in flight, from Starfox 64
A bengal cat is curled around on a couch, sound asleep.
An emoji mashup where a smiley face with a wink and a heart seems more to be wincing as a thermometer sits in its mouth
On the wife rating scale test, my partner got me a rating of 0%: "Failure as a Wife"
Fern the bengal cat sits on top of my backpack as if to stop me from leaving, and is caught mid-lick of my hand.
Goku charging a big ol fuckin heart emoji, send him your energy!
Sorrowscopes post: "Pisces: A new furry friend will come into your life this week! Meet your sleep paralysis demon." The post directly below, by @yote.gay: "Bark" a picture of a fur suit head, a canine with brown and grey fur with a yellow tuft.
Me posing with ArK of NYXL
Jar-jar Binks looking directly into the camera giving a thumbs up with his tongue lolling out
Dr. Beverly Crusher from Star Trek: the Next Generation, looking closely at a computer display
Fern the bengal cat sits very politely with her tail wrapped around her feet, staring up as if waiting for something
A "logo" (in the loosest sense) of just the word "jimmyy" (yes with two ys) in blue bubble letters. It offers the design and ownership of jimmyy.com for the low, low price of $2,575. I could buy so many Pokemon cards with that money.
Six-fingered handprint from Fringe
Still from Fringe (2013) with main cast members Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, and Jasika Nicole
Fern is a 6 y/o bengal cat here curled up in a small soft luggage bag lined with a blanket, looking up at the camera with enormous blue-green eyes. Adorable little tiger.
Fern the bengal cat, curled up and sleeping on a maroon blanket
My bengal Fern putting her whole face right up into the camera, with her big ol green eyes taking up like half the frame
The old Wendy's "where's the beef?" ad but instead of BEEF, I have crudely written DICK over it
Gianmarco Soresi standing with a mic, wearing a pink shirt and a long block color scarf
A 6 y/o Bengal cat lays staring at the camera with big green eyes. Her face is in large and in focus.
A CHONKY all white bull terrier looks pleasantly up at the camera, as if he has one neuron and it is devoted to begging for head scratches.
Juniper the calico dilute cat peeks out from under some blankets, stretching innocently but definitely planning something.
A bengal cat sniffs curiously at its new surroundings in front of the can of cat food it just polished off. It appears to have some kind of leopard spots?? Idk I've never seen one before