EATING CEMENT

@blatybus.bsky.social

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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ I have brain damage

illustration of a Crabsquid from the video game Subnautica
“Sex champion” sounds like one of those titles people give themselves online right before losing a Mario Kart race. Since you didn’t specify a real person, it’s basically a fictional creature. Picture this: a vaguely mythical gremlin-human hybrid who walks around like they won a trophy nobody saw them earn. Hair doing its own side quest. Eyebrows permanently in “yeah, I bet you wish you were me” mode. A vibe that’s 40% swagger, 40% delusion, and 20% energy drink residue. In other words, it looks exactly like whatever your brain conjures when someone confidently flexes a title nobody asked about.