Ryan Bloom

@blazehedgehog.bltn.net

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Too weird to live, too rare to die. I created Sagexpo.org a long time ago, dabbling in game development for 20+ years. They used to pay me to write. People seem to like my Youtube videos. http://blazehedgehog.bltn.net/

A quote from my blog, one week ago: "People want physical media. They want albums on vinyl, albums on cassette, and it definitely wouldn’t surprise me if CDs also start coming back around in ten or fifteen years. Movies on VHS seem to be gaining the same momentum that vinyl has, too. A growing people have come to realize that there’s more to life than an endless digital library of things you never touch. They want to be fans of things. They want to look at and hold a cool box, with cool art, full of cool booklets."
Quote from 404 Media: "The lawsuits have made clear that Suno did train on huge amounts of copyrighted works, but the hacked data shared with 404 Media sheds more light on how Suno scraped songs from the internet and where it took them from. The Recording Industry Association of America accused Suno of ripping songs directly from YouTube; the hacked data seen by 404 Media confirms this." https://www.404media.co/hack-reveals-suno-ai-music-generator-scraped-youtube-deezer-and-genius/
[screenshot of wuthering waves? it mentions inventing some kind "bitter cycle system"] Nice Ice Baby — 4:56 AM i assume we invented canned coffee Blaze [SAGE], — 4:59 AM maybe you invented mountain dew and doritos like big boss Nice Ice Baby — 4:59 AM man we'd be set for life "This has no application in the lab!" "You'll be surprised once its the year 2000!" "IT WILL NEVER BE THE YEAR 2000." "TIME IS TICKING BACKWARDS FROM 1999." Blaze [SAGE], — 5:01 AM we were robbed of a metal gear solid set in the 1920's mafia gear solid Nice Ice Baby — 5:01 AM fuck yeah
Jeff Gerstmann quote posting from a PC Gamer writer: This is way too much Assassin's Creed but also a super interesting way to approach the re-release. The quote he is reposting, from Morgan Park: I tried something different for my Assassin's Creed Black Flag remake review. I played the new game... and then beat the 2013 original as well. https://www.pcgamer.com/games/assassins-creed/assassins-creed-black-flag-resynced-review/
Nice Ice Baby — 2:56 PM yeah why watch this when you can watch ALF in german [an image of ALF_Deutsch on Twitch] Blaze [SAGE], — 2:58 PM spriken ze alf... Nice Ice Baby — 2:58 PM [an image of ALF_Japan on Twitch] Blaze [SAGE], — 2:58 PM domo arigato... Alf should remain speaking english in all of these but everyone can understand him anyway like Tekken
"Aquatic Assassin" Black Widow. She's wearing a one-piece open-back bikini adorned with straps, pearls, and gold. The top attaches to the bottom with the iconic Black Widow red hourglass across her stomach. Her character intro for this outfit depicts her hand-feeding someone a cherry.
"Seaside Sentinel" Captain America. He's wearing a swimsuit that's closer to a wrestling singlet. Cap's shield has become a pool floaty. Noticeably, Captain America has a giant bulge, suggesting he has a significantly large penis.
A Youtube video titled "The Rise and SAD Ending of the Drew Carey Show: The 90's Hit that VANISHED for 20 Years." It has half a million views.
All the playable characters in Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo line up to say "Thank you for playing." This is a special screen show for finishing the game on Hard Mode.
Final Fantasy 9. Zidane: "The sly eagle doesn't kill at whim."
Final Fantasy 9. It's night time in Madain Sari. Zidane: "This is an age-old ritual between male friends!"
A letter from Mogmatt to Suzuna It's been six months since I started living in Conde Petie... The food here is great, and the people are very nice. Kupo. But... But... The only thing I can't get used to is the "Rally-ho!" I keep saying "Rally-kupo!"
Final Fantasy 9. Zidane: "Why don't you guys get married, too?" He's facing Vivi and Quina.
An old scientist asks, "Hey, are you the Ghost-Busters everybody's been talking about?"
"The Flumps." They appear to be potato people.
[An image from lonestatus on tumblr, where a modern man thinks ancient babylonians didn't have to struggle writing an email. Meanwhile, an ancient babylonian wishes they had a computer to write messages on instead of cuneiform tablets] Nice Ice Baby — 11:35 AM XD "If only there was some kind of thing I could offload my work onto that gets things right maybe 70% of the time, but I could bullshit my way through." "No. That is crazy. It would replace me." Blaze [SAGE], — 11:36 AM "Not like, a person, but some sort of... phantom... intelligence." no actually they'd probably imagine a golem Nice Ice Baby — 11:36 AM "Maybe it could drain the lakes and rivers to accomplish this task." Blaze [SAGE], — 11:36 AM a clay golem going down to the local mystic to get them to make me a clay golem to do all my chores for me but oops instead of shearing the sheep it sheared the family dog. into 123 pieces Nice Ice Baby — 11:38 AM Cut to it generating erotic hieroglyphics Blaze [SAGE], — 11:38 AM not claude. clod. of dirt.