Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 🔜 EF

@blazeneiro.bsky.social

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[bʷa.zɛ.néʲ.ɾu], but call me [blæz] for short ^w^ they/he/she, 2(1) 🔞Clown hyena that loves pie throwing :o3 Currently living in Germany! 日本語を勉強しています！ pfp: @kendraws.art banner: @duskiglow.bsky.social

My hand holding a green cup containing bright sky blue ice cream mixed with yellow and black cookie chunks
Character customization menu in Super Animal Royale featuring a hyena character dressed in a full jester's outfit and a pink nose.
Blaz grinning sticker
A bare mattress covered in plastic sheeting with 4 banana cream and 4 regular cream pies resting on top.
A kitchen table with 6 tubs of cool whip, 6 tubs of frosting, 8 nine-inch pie crusts, 4 ten-inch pie tins, and 7 boxes of pudding mix.
A bowl of saag that has a suspiciously good consistency for pouring over someone’s head
Blaz irl with a bucket full of shaving cream on their head and all over their black The Living Tombstone hoodie.
An assortment of 7 banana cream pies spread across the floor of the same apartment, half in graham cracker crusts and half in baked pie shells. There are also two store-bought cakes topped with vanilla frosting and a popcorn bucket filled with cake batter slime.
A stovetop with two pans, the left containing saag paneer and the right containing paneer makhani
A tv on the Wii home menu with a letter opened containing a picture of all 242 stars from Super Mario Galaxy 2.
About Me: Video Games Favorite Game: Wii Sports Resort Best Story: Deltarune Favorite Art Style: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Biggest Personal Impact: Stardew Valley Best Combat: Terraria Overhated: Wii Sports Club Underrated: Not Tonight Overrated: Wii Sports Needs a Remake: Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer Criminally Overlooked: Mario Sports Mix Favorite Protagonist: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Favorite Antagonist: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker Best Soundtrack: Rock Band 3 Best Multiplayer: Minecraft Not Usually My Thing, But...: The Super Pie Throwing Turn My Brain Off: Papa's Freezeria Best With Friends: Nintendo Land Best Retro Game: Kirby's Adventure Nostalgic Childhood Game: Food Network: Cook or be Cooked Game Everyone Should Play: Undertale
Screenshot of dialogue lines from the chess.com clown bot: "It's not easy clowning around professionally. The Ringmaster keeps saying I need to "juggle my priorities." "That's a pie to the face I don't think I'll recover from."
Me in clown: - rainbow thigh highs - black plaid skirt - silly goose shirt - rainbow suspenders - whiteface with red lips, yellow cheeks , and blue pips - big red nose :O3 - rainbow hat
My hand with my index finger wrapped in a bandaid wrapped in a paper towel wrapped with masking tape.
A screenshot of a flash card in the Glossika language learning app reading: Don’t be silly! Sei nicht dumm! (IPA: /zaj niçt dʊm/
Me in clown with Dolt smiling with my head tilted upward
Me in clown on the main floor at the Clown Cult variety show posing sassily.
My left arm palm-up with a big smudge of light blue greasepaint along it
Taken from the pov of a blue samoyed, who is facing me as a rodeo clown looking down mysteriously
Me in clown with Shirou doing the “67” motion, which kind of looks like juggling
Me as a rodeo clown (striped button-down western shirt, rainbow suspenders, blue jeans with multiple colorful bandanas tied to them, a rainbow bandana around my neck, an auguste clown look with a red nose, and a cowboy hat) striking a pose
Me as a rodeo clown (striped button-down western shirt, rainbow suspenders, blue jeans with multiple colorful bandanas tied to them, a rainbow bandana around my neck, an auguste clown look with a red nose, and a cowboy hat) "sleeping" in a chair with my hat over my head and my hands holding the back of my head.
Me stood in a bathroom with shaving cream covering my face and a metal pie tin on my head obscuring my eyes
Your 2026 Word: sloppy
A picture of a book page reading: VOWELS Wherever you are (especially if you’re in a library, bookstore, or at work), open your mouth and scream. Loud. SCREAM!!! That’s a vowel. A vowel sound is produced when air is allowed to pass out of the lungs totally unimpeded. We can move our tongues and lips around…
A flyer for my ANE panel: Send in the (Furry) Clowns! An +18 panel happening on Saturday at 9 PM in the Alcott room Pictured is Blaz in clown holding a cream pie and honking a clown horn while saying "Come to my panel or I will throw this pie at you!! ...I'm probably gonna throw it anyways It will be an informative panel about clowns, clowning, clown furs, clown kink, etc.
A fortune cookie fortune that reads “a long-awaited dream will be fulfilled”
Me wearing an Auguste clown face, red wig, a big red clown nose, and a black-and-white striped shirt holding a cream pie :o3
Me in clown in my sweatshirt at the end of the day
Me in clown with Gale Frostbane :o3
A comically large pencil
A silver clown horn with a yellow cord wrapped around it
The back of my laptop, specifically focused on my Legoshi sticker, which has been partially ripped off from cleaning up the cat puke.
A screenshot of my bsky profile, cut to only show my name and follower count (フォロワー = followers)
My new profile pic: an icon of Blaz the Hyena winking playfully with his tongue out with the pansexual flag in the background.
The pig from the Zootopia 2 teaser trailer
Me dressed as Jiro Haida from Aggretsuko next to Yoyo dressed as Death from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish posing at the hotel elevator.
A selfie of me and a big-nosed orange dog in an elevator
Me and Dylan the crocodile pointing at the camera
Three buckets of gunge all placed on a plastic sheet, from left to right: green, blue, yellow
Four cool whip-banana pudding pies, a mixing bowl, painter’s tape, and plastic sheeting on a bed.
My hands with fingers spread out, showing off my nails which are painted dark blue.
The home screen of a Roku TV, specifically focused on a recommendation for a TV show called “Super Mario Odyssey Gameplay,” rated G with 2 seasons apparently.
Today's mini crossword with emphasis on the clue for 4 Down: "What messy people love"
Screenshot of the Oregon-Arizona game from a March Madness bracket showing an Arizona victory, defying my prediction.
New weed idea: a blunt with mostly weed in it, but at the end there is a tiny bit of gunpowder.