Joe.

@bleakfuture.bsky.social

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Indianapolis. 46 - big ole nerd. Do not feed.

$4.99 gas in Indiana
Seagull ST1963 nerdy boy watch that is purposely not a smart watch on a guys wrist in a car
A car sticker that says I heart catturd - it’s the catturd2 avi from twitter
A middle aged man with a salt and pepper beard in cheap promotional sunglasses and a Patriots hat wearing a gorgeous blue hoodie and 3D printed oversized Patriots charm on a white Cuban link chain
Science ars technica You can now reserve a hotel room on the Moon for $250,000
A photoshopped meme of Trump promoting Tesla, holding a pricing sheet. Speech bubbles say “As low as $299/mo” and Elon’s child saying, “Sell boy, I want a robot mom.”
A photoshopped meme of Trump promoting Tesla, holding a pricing sheet. Speech bubbles say “As low as $299/mo” and Elon’s child saying, “Sell boy, I want a robot mom.”
This is a text message of me telling a friend about this very cute store - the words aren’t pertinent but the message is enthusiastic. Hey screen readers. Hi. Heart emoji.
GAS STATION EXPERIENCE, guy hiring
TEMPORARILY OUT OF SERVICE SORRY FOR THE INCONTINENCE
Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine fame over a black backdrop with an upside down American Flag saying Nazi Lives Don’t Matter
Kendrick Lamar and GNX hat pins on a blue dodgers hat.
Chinese man stands in front of tank in Tianamen Square
Me. In an OVHOE shirt.
Christopher Pike Whisper of Death Book Cober - 90’s font and color scheme with death on a highway pointing the way to a scared couple
Customized cell shaded Nike AF1’s
EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE IS WOKE book cover Subtitled a basic guide for dickheads A young man points to an engine and says “this engine is woke”
Wilford Brimley from Cocoon
Lin Manuel Miranda from In The Heights as Usnavi - a play about Puerto Ricans losing power in Washington Heights over a caption saying Massive blackout leaves most of Puerto Rico without power ahead of New Year festivities
BUSINESS INSIDER meet the older Americans who saved too much for retirement
A dummy using his phone while a robot drives
Elon Musk complaining that he constantly gets insulted on Twitter
My kid being so kind. 10yr old with a wu tang shirt and backwards dodgers cap in a hospital room with a surgical mask
McDonald’s sign reading Billions & Billions Served but McDonalds fucking sucks so it’s ironic that they would serve billions of people since they aren’t even really legally food I don’t think
Word Count 20,195
Hobo Johnson Tiny Desk above Doechii
Old man stares at cloud
Joe Pesci saying bing bop boom boom boom bop bam a la Kendrick Lamar in the song Peekaboo.
A terrible image with a rainbow and comic sans that says graphic design is my passion with a clip art cat (remember clip art?)
Luigi in a cell
Your Diagnosis Global developmental delay Austism spectrum disorder Picky Eater
Bad art Luigi drawn on iPad
pgLAng hat design with times new Roman pg and ng and the LA is the dodgers logo Pg lang Kendrick Lamar Mr Morale GNX
A colossal mess of LG 32” 4K monitors, El Gato key lights, iPhone 13 mini for continuity camera and a Mac mini pro - a couple Shure MV7X mics and Alesia mixer.
iPad Pro in profile
Definitely not Jack Nicholson
George Michael looking steamily at YOU. Yes you.
A CD that says “songs I will eat you out to” The girl says “I don’t know what to say” with an emoji with heart eyes (editors note: is this really a heart eyes scenario?) The funny assumedly boy says “it’s 12 hours of Cotton Eyed Joe”
One Crazy Summer boat with the Ferrari rear end
Luigi’s Mansion video game cover where video game Luigi is being tormented by ghosts (not the nipple type - the spectral critter)
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
a napkin reading I RESEIGN AS HC OF UNC - BB
Bill B in a UNC Tarheels hoodie what a bad idea
United Health Care Jersey
Mike Johnson looking like a guilty bitch
Kendrick Lamar concert ticket
A pen with BTS permission to dance PTD Las Vegas confetti spun in resin as the shaft - lol shaft
3D printed Notorious BIG bust