bleary (feat. Akon)

@bleary.off-the-records.com

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“I love you sons of bitches. You’re all I read anymore." Essays about old pop music over at http://off-the-records.com Watch movies with me: https://boxd.it/qeNT

Daniel Boringcliffe, Daniel Radcliffe
What Odysseus heard
@themichaelcaine Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin
4 Then saith one of his disciples, Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, which should betray him, 5 Why was not this ointment sold for three hundred pence, and given to the poor? 6 This he said, not that he cared for the poor; but because he was a thief, and had the bag, and bare what was put therein. 7 Then said Jesus, Let her alone: against the day of my burying hath she kept this.
Another Elon brainfart credulously reported as a real news story
Scylla Black
Peter Kay, remembering things
Hey man so I think the visuals could use a bit of work but other than that it looks like total dogshit and you should go back to making real movies
Brave man standing up
Ghosts Australia
The Sheep Detectives
[redacted] has added you to the "People who get really offended when you put them on a list" moderation list
Bernard Cribbins, a big fan of digging holes
Peter Kay remembering things
Epic vulgar roast
McGregor:All modern digital infrastructure McGregor’s dodgy knee: A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003
Avatar, Deadpool, The Matrix 2, Liar Liar, Young Adam, The Secret Life of Pets 2, Michael, Almost An Angel, Underworld, Top Cat
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
This Year's Love
The Last Bus Home (1999)
You can't build a progressive alliance around a guy with nazi tats and rape allegations
Samwise wrasslin with Gollum
A succulent Chinese meal??
Hans Gruber considering his options
Now Blatter's scoring off me.
Two great Americans (Miss Rachel and Zohran)
Hundreds of Beavers
Don't tip the boat over
Big dork dumbass glasses, looks like an SNL skit
Will Forte
Shot from inside a toilet cubicle towards the urinals on the other side. It's framed by the side of the cubicle on the right and a man's leg on the left. The main is sitting on the toilet and has his pants around his ankles. We can't see this; we only see his leg.
Remember when RoboCop shot that dude in the dick
Stefon
Josh O'Connor
Football in the groin
Hat thief
Zibby Allen
Eric andre: "Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?"
Paul Shane on Pebble Mill
Dredd eagle
Charlie Kirk
Some people will have to die in order for my political ideals to be implemented.
Dick in a box guys
34 min “God, I’d forgotten all about that Fall album, Extricate,” says Nick Parish. “My mate Bob played it to me to death back in the day trying to get me into it, and completely failed, with the exception of the inexplicably but somehow obviously delightful Bill Is Dead. Perhaps I should go back and try it again.”
Captain Tomaldo
Cheers, Keir's crying, nice one
If that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow.
All I know is my gut says maybe