Nik

@bleepnik.bsky.social

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Hi. I’m a brown round tayto from NYC. Nice to meet you.

Two Bluesky posts coincidentally related to time travel. Top post by spacevalkyries: “my discovery draft melted into chaos so I head hopped from character to character and realized I want to add in some time fuckery maybe, oops!! but I do love time shenanigans and timeloops so here we are. I can always simplify in revisions and later drafts if that’s overcomplicating—but for now [eyes emoji]” Bottom post by urbanbohemian: “Got predestination paradox on the brain. Does it still apply if going back in time DOES change events after all? Was the person still meant to go back? Can someone else going back in time purposely or inadvertently change things back to their previous sequence of events, and was THAT predestined?”
Report from Waterllama app says: My thirsty Saturday. Joy tiny sips between meals. This text is followed by the large silhouette of a bear, filled with colour representing what I’ve drunk today: blue for water and red for soda. Beneath that there’s a small full-colour version of the bear, a breakdown of what I’ve drunk in representational containers—a red can for soda, a bottle for sparkling water, a large tumbler for still water—followed by the total in ounces (207).
The cast of Farscape. Includes Claudia Black and that muppet who looks like the tangerine fiend.
A very excited Pikachu is wearing a blue kurta pyjama with a cream-coloured vest. In the background there’s a sunny pink and blue sky, a castle, and a Flabébé.
web search field with “panchi kun macaque” entered. there are two autocomplete options: “macaques” and “recipe”.
A foggy vista. The scene comprises a mountain in the background, partially obscured by fog. Another hillier peak is in the foreground, covered in trees, atop which is a temple. The rest of the ‘scape is a bunch of foggy treetops.
A snowy riverbank, with two trees in the foreground and a bridge in the background.
Free bagels for SNAP families. Available during the last 20 minutes before closing. For those who have recently lost their SNAP benefits. ♥️ Bagelati
A Threads post by @rahulhparikh: “Zohran being played out to ‘Dhoom Machale’ after his victory speech is SO iconic, you guys don’t understand. Translated, it means get loud, stir up a storm, make sure they notice. It’s a battle cry and it’s a promise.”
Snippet of a text conversation. blue bubble: “Whatcha doin” response: “Yoga vlaaa” blue bubble: “K enjoy your vlaaa”
Google’s “Catch Pokémon” card that pops up when you search for a Pokémon and then tap the floating Pokéball. It says, “Catch the remaining 150 Pokémon by searching their names”, followed by a button that says, “Start with a hint”. Then there’s a widget that shows how many Pokémon have been caught, either milestones at 5, 20, 50, and 100. Finally, there are squares, four per row, each containing the silhouette of a Pokémon.
3D rendered low-poly fantasy trees, bridges, steps, and a body of water with two swans and a bunch of lotus flowers.
Apple News notification: “Has AI made learning to write pointless? The New Yorker investigates.”
Tooth Invaders box art.
The 7th Guest box art.
Sam & Max Hit the Road box art.
Clips of several people smiling and dancing, covered in Holi colours.
Flighty says my flight took off at 18:33, 27 minutes ago.
Meet your Spring tea soulmate! You're a romantic of the "stormy weather is the dreamiest" school. You prefer cool grey days with a threat of something unpredictable just beneath the surface. Your tea soulmate is Yonder Fog, a blend designed to smell like rain and mystery, to taste like ancient trees and mist rolling down the mountain. You could disappear here, just the way you like.
A severe weather alert, warning of hail that may pose a significant threat to life or property. The onset of the weather event was 3a; the alert was sent at around 2.30p.
Duolingo now forces users to commit to an amount of time for the friend streak: 7 days (good friends), 14 days (great friends), 30 days (best friends), or 50 days (lifelong friends).
A bearded brown person (Ranveer Singh) with Holi colours all over and a red tikka, strokes his moustache and gestures suggestively with his eyes to someone outside the frame.
A cow with curly horns walking down the street, one fore-hoof captured raised mid-step.
Nighttime view of a foggy river. There are bare trees in the foreground and some hazy lights in the distance.
A brown hand holds a new ceramic bowl. The bowl is white and on it is printed Snorlax surrounded by some fruits. Fitted in the packaging and notched into the top of the bowl are a pair of chopsticks.
A small wrench/spanner balanced atop a daiyan.
Two foggy mountaintops and a mostly obscured village. The mountaintop in the foreground is covered with greenery and there’s a small temple on its peak.
A map of the US, highlighting the 28 states (55%) I’ve visited: Alabama, Arizona, California, Connecticut, Delaware, DC, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, and West Virginia.
A bowl with a “yummy” expression painted on it. The bowl is white and stands on two feet. It’s filled with a peanut butter and chocolate, Cocoa Puffs-type cereal.
iOS notification: “ladyluck34 is live! what is the worst candy and why is it candy corn?”
A small black kitten with blue eyes stands on their hind legs and rests their forelegs and head on a brown human’s curled forearm-wrist-hand.
In this photo, I’m wearing a paper crown and have 10 heads (9 of them printed on paper and glued to the crown). I’m wearing a skin-coloured top that makes it look like I’m not wearing a top and have a hairy chest and stomach. I’m holding prop mace in my left hand, and standing with my right hand fisted at my waist. All 10 heads are moustachioed and I’m wearing a royal blue dhoti and black socks, along with a menacing expression.
A small, pink potato with a black outline. Above it, the words: I am a tiny potato and I believe in you. Under it: You can do the thing.
Shot taken under a blue and yellow blanket. My leg is in the shadows, its shape vaguely discernible.
A patch of sand with greenery to the left and right, on the bank of a river. In the distance there is a bridge and the opposite shore.
Top 5 artists of the 310 to whom I listened this year: Gurnam Bhullar (236 minutes), Lata Mangeshkar (140 minutes), Arijit Singh (139 minutes), Kishore Kumar (83 minutes), and Anuradha Paudwal (65 minutes).