blitzødeathpose (hiatus)

@blitzodeathpose.bsky.social

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hellaverse dyke, hot dog eater, used to write fanfiction, now just hangs and yells. 34, trans lady, she/her pfp and banner by strabby

Armand and Albert from THE BIRDCAGE
David Lynch "believe it or not eraserhead is my most spiritual film" interviewer: "elaborate on that" DL: "no."
Cowboy Curtis and Pee Wee Herman
Robot Jones
Posie
Look how they massacred my untucked queen
UNTUCKED! AT THE LESBIAN BAR Chapter 2: Metal Firecracker Summary: Everyone arrives at the bar and things are going great. Title from "Metal Firecracker" by Lucinda Williams
Untucked! At The Lesbian Bar blitzdeathpose69420 Summary: Separately, Sallie May, Barbie, and Verosika each decide to go to a Wrath lesbian bar for some much needed fun and people watching. And they collide. Notes: Idk man I just wanted to write dirtbag women being horny.
Blitz yelling a term of endearment
Jeff Buckley loss
Crimson not knowing where the fuck Chaz went if he's supposed to be dead
Onion Headline GAYWADS, DORKWADS SIGN HISTORY WAD ACCORD
Blitz talking with a speech bubble underneath
buntain simpson
Danny De Vito
a shot from AFTER HOURS
the achewood strip where cornelius wakes up with STAR WARS on his chest
Idiot who fucked up
Stolas on the bench
Blitz oh
andrealphus at fucking chaz's funeral
goat an asshole in the living worlds!? come to I am Pee!!??! make sure you put this sign on the rite side. don't fuck this up. also payment may take a couple weeks because it cums in the Mail. -SPEECH TO TEXT- -Blitzo
The virgin/chad meme The Virgin Harry Potter Fan: black and white morality, needs to be center of attention always, thinks racial and ethnic stereotypes and funneling money directly to transphobic ideology is cool The Chad Helluva Boss Fan: people are complex, evil hides behind the veneer of good intentions and generational abuse, gets laid like the puritanical industrial complex could erase its legality at any moment, can eat like ten hot dogs in a row like nothing
homer in the real world at the end of homer³
the sexiest man alive Richard Kind
ao3 landing screen for the fanfic "one left her sweater sitting on the train and the other lost three fingers in the cannery"
posie where you left her
photo of Dr Seuss "The onceler was a mistake" Ted "the Seuss" Seuss
a photo of the doodle of the horse in a death pose
When vock isn't on screen, All the other characters should be Asking "where's vock?"
My cousin Vinny oh my god what a fuckin nightmare
Vox I don't care what happens
a doodle of blitz labeled the nude
"blitz steals WIFI and gets away with it" in the IASIP font
n64 controller
Sickos jpeg
when you nut and he keeps sucking.