Blob Costas

@blobcostas.chronolympics.com

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Blaseball (RIV) and Olympic Commentator, Reporter, Sochi Pink-eye Haver. We are definitely one organism and not several (He/Him/His)

Conjunctivitis taking control of the Host (Bob Costas) in Sochi
Xkcd comic by Randall Monroe Black Hat walks in.] Black Hat: New headcannon: [Cueball is sitting at his desk, using his computer.] Cueball: Yeah? [Black Hat lifts his hat, revealing his "headcannon": a tiny cannon on the top of his head. The headcannon fires and blows up Cueball's desk, the explosion throwing Cueball backwards.] Headcannon: BOOM Cueball: Augh!
This image shows the 15th-century painting Matteo Olivieri (?), created by an unknown Florentine artist. The painting is attributed to the Florentine 15th Century school and dates to the 1430s. The portrait is believed to depict Matteo Olivieri, a Florentine citizen, though this identification is uncertain.
Nathan Fielder contemplating [redacted] at a Mets game
A rack of rather shoddy San Francisco Giants shirts and jerseys
A pie is poorly photoshopped over Nathan fielder's face
Looks like King Henry and someone else looking from the railing as 60 nobles fall to their death in a s*** pile
SNL Dick in a box skit where one of the characters is holding a box up with this dick
Wilson getting picked up by Farnsworth like a naughty kitten that won't stop scratching the couch
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Some fantastic pixel art of a conglomeration of all the stadiums in the league
Official Records Community Reports League The Coffee Cup Home Location Flat White Team Slogan "We Forfeit!" Team Colors #505050, #b8b8b8 Emoji 🏳️ External Links Blaseball-Reference Team Page
Despite the fact that I have a season pass I can't watch every goddamn game. It's stupid.
A'ja realizing she forgot to tone switch during the interview
Futurama damn you old man scene
Scaffolding contractors moving almost as slow as Merrick Garland when democracy is on the line
You look at that thing that's sticking up from his right shoulder and tell me it's not a nipple
The previous picture with the words removed from the shirts.
Pete LaCock trading card he was a first baseman and outfielder for the Cubs and he's standing like he's just daring you to kick him in the nuts
Screenshot of current AL standings with the White Sox as number one in the central division
Nathan Fielder looking like he hates his life at a Mets game
Blob Costas in Sochi getting his pink eye which is to me one of the funniest moments in sports in a long time. He tried to soldier through while it looked like half of his face was melting.
Video of the ball flying out of the empire's pockets and then bouncing off the bat and returning to the pictures hand
Bumper sticker of a swim club called the PVC dolphins with a generic looking angry dolphin on it. I'll save you a Google It's for the Pleasanton valley swim club somewhere in the East Bay
Zoom in of Gabriel Tual's face where he looks like he's happy that he has a bowel obstruction.
Tommy catches the ball with his face
A spirited defense of removing a player for being "uppity"
Copy of a smartly bound edition of "Ducks: and how to make them pay" by W. Cook
This image features Jenna Fischer as the character Pam Beesly from the television show The Office. She looks confused
Ben Kenobi looking scared and saying that's no thunder
A normal photo of Freddie Freeman with normal glowing fire eyeballs
Afterglow of the blast he put out
Screenshot that makes it feel like Shawn is upset that the tank in LA didn't blow up
Only one person (red) is looking at a reasonable direction. Green is forgivable because he's literally face first in the grass.
Me getting followed by some bull shit baseball betting account. @covermlb.bsky.social
Photo of a college incoming freshman class including Lucius pusey
Jumbo Cummings in a boxing stance emerging from a white cloudy substance in the background
Chief Kickingstallionsims was a 7-ft tall center who never really took off in the NBA but had an awesome name
Pooh about to throw it down in the middle of the basketball court
Rusty exasperated for explaining for the millionth time in his life that is pronounced Kooontz
Happy baseball card for Steve sharts
Ray Stantz Ghostbuster played by the tequila guy looking confused.
A sign on the wall that says absolutely no sunflower seeds
Where they fuck are they looking?
A cricket scorebaord with dozens of numbers and tiny font all in front of your grandma's white picket fence
Junior making a wtf face
Cartman yelling at butters or one of the other kids I don't know I don't watch the show anymore. He's saying dude do not shoot someone in the dick that's not cool
Nigel Farage was doused in a yellow drink on the steps of a pub (AFP via Getty Images) This perfect photo shows our hero sending out a perfect arc towards that prat's face
blurnsball Hit this to win the game
The hot miner bear from Laputa flexing his shirt so hard that it explodes off his muscular , waxed chest
Part of a 93-piece chess set owned by Lewis Chessman includes shield-chewing berserkers. (Supplied: Rob Roy/ Flickr)
A baseball bat with nails coming out of the barrel and the word "Shame" engraved into the lower half of the barrel right above the ax grip
Blaseball teams running from the Black Hole (Black Hole)
A head scratcher that is literally called the orgasmatron
A movie poster for a film called a cold night's death. The poster involves a helicopter in the snow below two photos of a screaming monkey with fangs bared and an actor that looks like Eli Wallach if he were constructed out of spare parts is pointing a revolver at the monkey. Sorta. The angle of the pistol would scare the monkey but miss is by a mile.
Picard ordering something at a replicators with a speech bubble. The amount of energy this fucking thing probably needed could power our current civilization for a decade and they use it for tea that tastes kinda ok. Energy isn't infinite in this universe which makes them feel especially cruel considering that there are many places too poor to eat
A creepy robot that has a surprisingly accurate neck vagina skin flap. Do electric pedophiles dream of raping electric children?
Society of Data Witches using a baseball instead of a crystal ball
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A help button shaped like a stone slab with a very confused dinosaur on it