Block Me Amadeus

@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social

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Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement. A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw

Roadsign on the Pennsylvania Turnpike for the town where everyone is probably dead.
A golden glowing orb suspended in a gauzy mist above a shining sea, all bathed in warm candescence that would be cozy and romantic if not for the untold horrors we know made it possible.
"I wear the chain I forged in life," he told me. "I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will..."
Orville Redenbacher holding a bowl of presumably his own branded pop corn. Orville was a real person who made a fortune peddling "gourmet popcorn" while sporting the dress sense and creepy smile of a third-rate undertaker.
The famous "Me too, chair, me too" image of a wing back armchair that appears to be contemplating ending it all.
A Bust of Caesar knife holder.
The Seated Liberty portrait design appeared on silver United States coinage from 1836 through 1891. She had to sit during this time because she was tired, so damned tired, of us and our bullshit and only stood up again when Warren G. Harding was elected.
William B Daniels as John Adams in 1776. I too am obnoxious and disliked, am almost always right, and have never owned slaves. I also sing duets with my wife from different rooms.
A still from the nail-biter action film "Airplane II" with a man saying "I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande" but "Macho Grande" has been awkwardly replaced with "San Recto" - an equally fictitious and absurd-sounding place name.
Creepy photo of 6 skeletons sitting around a table smoking cigars in relaxed poses - no wait there's a seventh back there and - what is that? It looks like a dog's dinner dish on the floor? These skeletons have a dog? Where is the dog? Is it also a skeleton? Damn, describing this photo raises more questions than it answers...
Bonnie Tylers Outlook Schedule
Wendy from A Fish Called Wanda challenging the unlikely idea that the intruder who has appeared in her home - actually Otto the Idiot Thief - is a government agent but addressing him with the precise garbled pseudonym he gave her mere moments ago. Only "Jhostynxon."
No.
An image of an artificial moon with the caption "Ce n'est pas une lune"
Ancient Egyptian cat meme.
An email from Con Edison, the utility provider, with the subject line "Digging soon?" like this is a perfectly normal question to ask a person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umc9ezAyJv0 Transcribed
The Tesla lays on its back, its undercarriage baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
A very 1972 Bert Blyleven baseball card
You may find yourself in a large plastic automobile with a beautiful plastic wife and two beautiful plastic children and you may ask yourself, "Where does that highway lead to" it leads to Payday, my friend, and eventually to death.
Moses parting the sea with the caption "Recalculating"
@roboticcrab 26-Sep-2018 Dad Dragon: If we weren't supposed to eat them they wouldn't come with plates and toothpicks now finish your damn knight Teen Dragon: I hate you
Screenshot from my medical appointment check in that lists "Vague bodily discomfort started 5/29/2004" and oh my God oh my God oh my God 2004 Jesus Christ and asks "Request Removal?"
Jim Downey asking, "Idris Elba? From 'Cats'?"
A cropped screen shot that says "1. Lack of Sleep, 2. High Stress, 3. Isolation, 4. Negativity, 5. Screentime, 6. Erotica, 7. Substances" These are the Seven Habits of Highly Defective People as cribbed from a TikTok which stole it from a youtube which copied it from a book which regurgitated an article that appeared in a magazine in 1996.
You are doomed! Even now everything you ever loved has been ground up and dissolved into the insatiable relentless ooze of AI slop. - All content is fair game. - Copyright laws are powerless. - Creativity will not be tolerated. - øЖИѕ¸©êêЃВРЯныњ¤ëù.
When some rocket guy hits the moon in the eye that's a Méliès.
A very accurate globe if you are a 9th Century Viking
Klaus and Werner hugging it out.
A post from someone name chromeheart600 that says - and I'm not making any of this up - "Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels. Is ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then (sic) SMV chadfishing in the club?" which are all apparently words that, in that order, have a decodable meaning. To someone.
No-Face is a lonely spirit who begins to follow Chihiro Ogino after having developed an interest in her sincerity. His vocabulary consisted of grunts and moans as opposed to coherent words.
A text alert from Purchase College simply reads "I." The camera dollies back to reveal a room full of stunned students, vapes hanging limply from their mouths, struck speechless at this turn of events.
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATKAREN!
Where the sidewalk ends, in terms of clearing snow, is where the plow has piled snow high.
A tree playing a guitar captioned "Spruce Springsteen"