Barry Dorrans

@blowdart.me

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Security Curmudgeon for Microsoft .NET Do you really think work wants my social media opinions? Not nice, but kind - @medus4.com 🇮🇪 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

An iPhone notification from Blink Your Back Patio camera temperature (33°C) is above normal range.
A cat on a cat hammock
Heat Advisory IN EFFECT 10:00, Tuesday EXPIRES 23:00, Wednesday SUMMARY ... HEAT ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 10 AM TUESDAY TO 11 PM PDT WEDNESDAY... * WHAT... Hot conditions with high temperatures up to 88 to 95 degrees expected and low temperatures from 62 to 65 degrees. This will pose a moderate to major risk of heat-related illness.
Jimothy, Seattle’s homunculus of a racoon
A pizza covered in baked beans
A very pink reciprocating saw
A screenshot from Snipes, a networked game for Novell Netware.
A recipe for baked beans cheesecake.
A rug that looks like a hole. Probably AI generated because Amazon doesn't give a shit.
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Rain clouds
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Fox News bullshit about the World Cup
A man pours baked beans from a ramekin onto a slice of toast and eats it
A moustached man sits outside on a folding chair with a briefcase and flask on his lap, muttering
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A shark bursting out of a toilet shouting “here’s Barry”
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A soldier drops a grenade down a smoke filled stair well. The image is captioned “vibe check”.
@rk70534.bsky.social has added you to the "Accounts that downplay the suffering of the Palestinian people" moderation list bsky.app/profile/did....
A screen capture of a Facebook post from KIRO 7 News "As soon as you hear the 'boom,' you know the porta potty's gone," one neighbor said of the explosions. 'Like a war zone:' Vandals continue to blow up porta potties at Bothell park
A badly printed T-shirt with baked beans on it
A cat drinking from the dog water while the dog looks on unimpressed
A cat attempting to steal toast
a cat trying to drink a milkshake though a straw
A hand trying to protect a sandwich against a criminal cat
A paw pushes under a door and flexes its claws
A 3d printed whistle that says don’t obey on it
A reverse beans on toast sandwich being constructed
Zuckerberg in very wide framed smart glasses
A cat staring wide eyed at the ceiling
Baked bean filled condoms
Baked beans in a butt plug
A blonde woman with very red lipstick holding a jib of beans, about to pour them down her cleavage
A pack of Japanese skittles gummies, featuring a panda, facing away, ass raised, being spanked by a gummy.
A cat on a kitchen table, a cat on a china cabinet and a dog on a bed, waiting
A bowl of chicken katsu curry, mid way through being consumed.
A recipe for Banana Cabbage Salad (4 to 6 servings) 1 cup diced ripe bananas (1 to 2 bananas) ½ cup finely chopped green pepper 1 teaspoon lemon juice 2 cups shredded cabbage 1 teaspoon salt ¼ cup mayonnaise 2 teaspoons prepared mustard Combine bananas and lemon juice. Add cabbage, green pepper and salt. Mix together mayonnaise and mustard and add to salad ingredients. Mix lightly. Serve with crisp lettuce.
The poster holding up a can of banana water to the camera
A cat staring out a door at two deer in a garden
Strange lined paper with holes down the sides
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A screen shot of the Bluesky docs api client, showing a 404 error for an endpoint
A cat staring at the camera
A grey cloud and rain sodden sky
A post from me to Why saying "You probably cool your Seattle dogs in a pool"
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A cat squirrelling down in a laundry basket next to freshly folded clothes.
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a box, slide open, revealing circular things with a circular hole in them. The box says they’re gummed reinforcements.
A dainty little cat laying on her feet
Vegan sausages
a weather forecast showing rain now, and temperatures only getting to 19c
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Survey results from a political leanings survey showing Your Results 67% Woke 33% Chud 47% Techbro 53% Neo-Luddite 47% Hopepilled 53% Doomer 70% Davos 30% Dubai YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Zohran Mamdani
Tins of Bush’s baked beans, with apple pie and dill pickle flavouring.
A ticket dispenser and now serving counter. The next ticket number is “01” but the counter says 13.