bluecorncrust

@bluecorncrust.bsky.social

80 Followers 85 Following

Just a regular old fashioned toilet cosplayer cosplaying as a clogged toilet. 1 flush = 1 regret. 🔥🔥🚽🔥🔥🪠🔥🔥

An image of a wood handled post hole digger
Chicago Pope: a promotional photo for Chicago Hope, featuring Hector Elizando who’s head has been replaced by the new pope Robert Prevost who is from Chicago
Mola Ram from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom holding a human heart
A picture of a cute cat ruined by an artless yet clumsy overlay of a Judge Dredd helmet and jacket with a caption that says: AM THE LAW
A hand drawn sketch of the beast from the story Pickman’s Model by Lovecraft himself that looks like a 9 year old was drawing a dog zombie for 3rd grade art class.
A bight green frog I saw today
Album cover for SEX PACKETS by digital underground. Depicted is a man wearing a zebra print hat and sunglasses in a dark environment offering a glowing blue packet, seemingly, to the observer. In the background six other men wearing various hats and sunglasses stand closely together.
Side by side duplicate images of mummified horse vulvas in tiny coffins.
One man drinking two distinct beverages out of two distinct cups via two distinct straws simultaneously.
It’s that picture from the Wired article about how the stupids on Bluesky are too dumb to get jokes. The picture is a checkerboard pattern of a literal blue sky interspersed with a checkerboard pattern of a mouth laughing.
A ginger boy dressed as Robin curled up and spinning through the air grabbing his own legs just below the knee. The picture has been cropped and rotated to make it somewhat appear that the boy is presenting his ass while kneeling. I dunno, I thought it was funny.
Caption: MONEY SPERM/Greek yogurt with fruit - Monkey shake&vape 12ml Provocative name, but great taste. A combination of delicious, gently acidic Greek yogurt with pieces of juicy mango and citrus fruits. Fine, lightweight, suitable for all day vaping. Pictured: a bottle of Monkey Sperm flavored vape juice surrounded by lemons, mangoes and Greek yogurt.
A fat pale frog (maybe a toad?) with a caption that says: It is Wednesday my dudes
A white dog wearing a USPS letter carrier costume
ET wearing ladie’s clothing. Or clothing that a man might wear if he felt fancy. Whatever. It’s a dress and a stole or something and a hat and pearls. And several bracelets. Anyone can wear this at any time for any reason. Who cares. Stop yelling at me.
A barking dog with a caption reading, “BORK! BORK! AM DOUG!!”
Wes Watson’s mouth closer up and turned vertically, making it look like a nice lady’s special part.
Wes Watson’s mouth close up.
Wes Watson closer.
Wes Watson
Gulag Trademark logo
A still from the movie ET, depicting ET wearing women’s clothing
A stained glass window which depicts a leprechaun who has a nose that kinda looks like a dick. The leprechaun also has a ginger beard but no mustache.
Serana from Skyrim
Screenshot depicting my view of Lisa Jean’s profile after also having been blocked by this very deft lady who knows that memes are all psyop mind control devices used by the enemy
A fat pale toad with the caption “It is Wednesday, my dudes”
A picture of a pedophile robot withe caption “This is the opposite of helping”
User @samjones2@bsky.social posted a completely disingenuous picture depicting Hilary Clinton and Kamala Harris with outstretched arms, pretending that this is the same as Elon Musk performing a Nazi salute twice.
Capital One mailed credit card offer addressed to Bart Simpson