Qale

@blueghostskater.com

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Author of Pixiesticks, Later Skater, Later Skater: On Tour, Freakshow, bite. 47, gay, cis, male. There is no LGB without T. blueghostskater.com

Tombstone has a new pizza flavor! It’s called loaded bacon cheddar French Fry.
A photo of the corridors on the ground floor of Hobby Airport. It is deserted. The concrete floor is mostly grey, but there are white sections delineated by thick black stripes. There are large circular metal pillars going down the hall. The ceiling is bared, with wires and pipes exposed. The entire space is completely uneven, not at all aligned, or following any logical construction design.
A swarm of Cliff Racers in Morrowind.
An admittedly pretty lousy picture of the Nov 18th, 2010 issue of USA Today. One of the headlines asks, “Will Boomers *ever* yield the stage?”
A “battle station” comprised of a small monitor, a Mac mini 2020, an iPad Pro and Magic Keyboard 2020, a Nintendo 2DS XL, a Pokemon Go Plus Plus, and the Nintendo Talking Flower.
A congratulatory screen from Pokemon Go. It shows I have reached level 76.
A screenshot from Pokémon GO showing that I have earned a medal for walking 10,000 km. The medal is a platinum tennis shoe.
A screenshot from PokemonGo indicating that I have completed the Unova regional Pokédex.
A screenshot from Super Mario Odyssey. It’s neon stylized with a blue skyline of New Donk City. In the front is Captain toad and Mario on top of a construction girder.
It is a box of stuffed Lamb Chop dog toys.
A pair of “love bugs,” flying insects that are black and red. They are, uh, joined, at the thorax. They fly like this for a few days.
Clouds shaped like people in Sovereigns of Lost Alara, a magic the gathering card.
A screenshot from PokemonGo showing I have reached level 75z My character is still in his Easter bonnet, the Festival of Lights shirt, and white booty shorts. He is holding a paper airplane.
Beautiful, blonde, and buxom, Sydney Sweeny is holding an ice cream cone that is melting down her hand.
A screenshot from Super Mario Bros Wonder. It’s a pretty silhouette level where the foreground is pitch black while the background’s palette is dawn rising with trees. Elephant Mario is standing next to a Talking Flower that asks casually, “So, did you have a good day?”
An extremely beautiful cock. Sure, it’s a bit shaggy and might be 50% off. But it’s a really nice cock. (It’s also a plush chicken.)
Kim (blond, younger boy on left) and Bo (dark curly hair right) from the film You Are Not Alone (1978.) They are looking to each other quite seriously as they weigh their relationship being discovered.
A screenshot from Anima Crossing New Horizons. My character is browsing the Nookling’s shop. On display is a desktop computer. It costs 100,000 bells according to Tommy.
A selfie featuring my new glasses frames which are Randy Jackson blue/black. I’m holding up a peace sign and my tongue is peeking out from between my teeth.
A promotional art piece of Timmy and Tommy from Animal Crossing New Horizons. They are wearing their summer blue-hued uniforms. One is holding a red banner with a leaf on it. They are on brown grass earth, and the backdrop is brown with a darker shade shadows of various size acorns.
An AR shot of a shiny Ponyta. This blue-maned horse fire type is in a city setting. There is a flowerbed next to the sidewalk it is standing on. In the distance is a parking garage.
An adolescent boy shirtless wearing orange shorts and white shoes is sitting on a highway bridge wearing bunny ears. It’s from the movie Gummo.
Link is wearing his climbing gear, hand on hip, standing atop Kohlit Rock. It’s a bright dawn. And he is next to a shrine which has runes glowing orange.
A short clip from Breath of the Wild. I face off with a lizard-like creature. In the background another lizard shoots a lightning arrow. It hits its own guy, and I flip backwards just out of reach of the electric bubble of damage.
A multi panel comic strip. God has two creatures in his palm, he says he will grant three wishes. One says ‘more legs’ and the other says ‘me too’. He grants that wish and we see them closer with all of those extra legs. They are centipedes. God asks for the second wish. The first one says, ‘I want more legs!’ The second says ‘Me too!’ God asks and for the final wish? The first centipede says enthusiastically with all its new legs raised high ‘even more legs!!’ The second is quiet for a moment, then with new legs rubbed together says, ‘I want teeth.’ The next panel has the first horrified, new hands clutching his face. The final panel shows the monstrosity that is the millipede with big pinchers jutting out from its mouth, looking all scary as shit.
Screen shot from my phone. It suggests a priority notification is that a “prescription and items out for delivery. Bring fresh and frozen items inside. Shipment of bots received.”
Selfie, this time with the shorter hair, yes, but also a freshly and professionally trimmed beard. (It's still salt and peppery, but far more a respectible length without all the wireyness of the original.)
It is a picture I took of the service map for the new 500 bus route. It’s too detailed to go into here in alt text so please use the provided link for more information.
A little hard to see, but there is a rainbow in the skies above Hyrule. Link, with a pitchfork on his back(?), stands tall near Satori Mountain. Screenshot from Breath of the Wild.
A selfie. My hair is black and shoulder length now. My beard is pretty white and scraggly. I’m wearing my favorite shirt: a Slow Magic concert tee that features his multi-hued zebra mask. And there is an I Voted sticker.
This is Commander’s Plate, a one mana Equipment Artifact that gives +3/+3 to the equipped creature. It also gives protection from each color that isn’t your commander’s color identity. It equips for 3 if it’s going on your commander’s color identity, 5 if it’s equipping anyone else. But the important part is that it’s Leonardo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wielding a bo staff(?) and completely covered in weird oozy cheese and pepperoni pizza. Like, seriously. I’m not lying to you. I write these to help blind and low vision users. I know people sometimes like to be dicks in ALT text and lie or misrepresent or whatever. I’m 100% serious that is what this picture is depicting.
The Rev. Jesse Jackson (front center) was flanked by the Rev. Al Sharpton, his son U.S. Rep Jonathan Jackson and his son Yusef Jackson during the Democratic National Convention on Aug. 20, 2024.
A selfie showing off my IIconics shirt. Their logo is made of silhouettes in the capital I, red and blue, respectively. Otherwise it’s a very bold big font in white all in a black background.
It is the classic Identifying Wood meme. A book cover that suggests you’ll get accurate results with simple tools by R. Bruce Hoadley. A scientist with greying hair and white beared, glasses, is using a jewelry loupe to identify a block of wood held in his other hand.
A screenshot from the Pokemon Go mobile game. In a central circle, known as the Pokestop Photo Disk, it’s a picture of an electrical box with planes painted on it. They is one whole plane above the others, those are only the mid-sections. All are vibrant colors.
A package of HEB’s Limited Edition Supreme Pizza ridged potato chips. They show the chips, very ridged and quite yellow, orange, and dotted with black with so many added spices and colors. There are also strips of supreme pizzas shown, so think pepperoni, sausage, green bell pepper, onion, and mushroom.
A screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons. My character on the left is wearing a black and white mesh, a black and white cardigan-shirt combo, pink cropped pants, and a snowflake pochette. On the right is a Snowboy with a much larger head than body. He asks with exasperation “What. Is. Going. On.”
Showing off my new lamp. It is quite bright as it sits atop my black desk. So bright that I decided turning the shade upwards would do the most good. The map itself is a white metal one with flat surface on the bottom, and an adjustable shade.
It is a photo of some merchandise. In the center is a price take for Nerds Juicy Peg.
It’s a bus schedule. Every time is in red and struck through. Service is suspended for today, due to winter weather.
It’s my stats for using the extended timed incubator awarded In January for PokemonGo Pass Deluxe. It says I hatched 81 eggs and shows the highlights, namely three larvesta.
Another PokemonGo medal achieved. It’s gold, it shows a DNA squiggle artwork, and indicates I’ve mega evolved Pokemon 500 times.
It’s a photo of Harvey a long eared dog that’s kind of a stoner maaan. He is reading a magazine, emoting joy, while standing in front of the Photopia house.
Will the Wise from the Stranger Things Secret Lair edition of Magic the Gathering. He is an Orzov legendary creature costing 1 white, 1 black. When he enters or leaves, opponents may investigate. If they do not, they lose 1 life. You investigate X times where X is one plus the number of opponents that investigated. He has friends forever and is a 1/2. The art was controversial at the time as it shows young Will at Homecoming. The banner behind him only has the letters HOM O on it as his head blocks some.
A swarm of Cliff Racers, pterodactyl like creatures in Elder Scrolls lore.
It’s a bingo card for tops.
A copy of The National Enquirer with the headline: After 29 Years Trump Will Solve JonBenet Murder.”
A photo of a box of new years accessories. It includes 5 poly leis. They are black.
A screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizon. My character, dressed kind of like Darth Vadar with a black helmet and shirt, is talking to a misformed Snowboy that has a large body but little head. It is trying to roast me by saying, "Well maybe I'd have a better slogan if you'd put a little more work into making me cool! This is on YOU!" Nearby there are 5 Lily-of-the-Valley plants, indicating a perfect island.
A screenshot from PokemonGo showing that I have been awarded a platinum metal for catching 500 xxl pokeon. The design on the coin is a triangle measure and a Pikachu.
It’s a screen shot of Pokemon Go showing that I have completed 200 party challenges. I am the Life of the Party. Below that is a platinum hued medal featuring three faceless figures and some steamers and stars over their heads.
A Christmas tree ornament depicting a miniature bucket of KFC chicken. It looks really hideous. Like, the chicken is all lumpy, stuck together, and doesn’t look much like chicken.
It is an email from Netflix asking if I liked the P. Diddy documentary.
It’s Chico, Coco, and Pico. They are anime boys that look a lot like girls. In this photo they are in all black uniforms standing in front of a fence. Chico has his hands folded looking stern. Coco is chewing on straw. Pico is tipping his conductor hat.
It’s a screen shot of the app Transit. It’s showing a section of Houston Metro’s 40 line. There are three icons showing busses all stacked upon another. Only one is supposed to be around that area. The other two are LATE AS FUCK as seen by the fact one says 83 minutes.
A map of Houston showing a bus that is very far from its intended route.
Chest Form Gimmighoul hide inside sturdy treasure chests - this appears to be the main form.
It’s a screen shot from a website that analyses my BlueSky posts and replies. It has found that 99% of my images have alt text which is 121% above average. (I imagine the only image that doesn’t have one is something like my profile picture maybe? I dunno.)
A screenshot of a political fundraising text. It says that they are sorry for the late text and they are short of their $20k deadline. Please rush $5 now. And then there is a hyperlink.