Simon Jane

@blueharecomix.bsky.social

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Half a Goon and Half a God🌛 Head Hot Goblin of Blue Hare Comix🐇 Cartoonist🤡 he/they/she🌻 Semi-retired Comix Monger📚

A self portrait of Simon, a blue goblin with neon green hair, in the style of Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen sitting on Mars looking exhausted of humanity. They are holding a copy of One Piece and are being flashed by a big titty moon and a butt planet.
Simon as the Bride of Frankenstein, their final project from art school where them and their bestie made five movie posters of horror classicks thru the ages and had to pay tribute to one of the best. This was 2015 and we did five shots in four hours doing all the modeling styling lighting shooting EVERYTHING ourselves. I miss passion projects like this. Yes is a final but we had too much fun.
The fabulous Raúl Juliá as Gomez Addams
Cathy’s Psychedelic Breakfast- an existential crisis turns to psychedelic fun slut times
A wild Simon in their birdcage made of driftwood on the beach
A 10yro Simon at SDCC 2002 posing in the Attack of the Clones set up, possibly the Mattel booth, sassily posing with their hand on their hip holding a laser gun next to the professional Padme model and their SDCC bestie, both kiddos wearing shirts they won at the PS2 booth. DIVAAAA
My pops, a grumpy Santa Claus looking gentleman who lives in a breathes rite strip reading Michael Mouse by Mitch Lohmeier. Mind you, HE picked this and is loving it haha
The cover for Dostoyevsky’s Comics and its Batman does Crime and Punishment by R. Sikoryak and it’s so good I’ve loved this since high school. Batman is holding an axe looking guilty cuz he axed down the old woman who happens to be dressed very Jokerish. Brilliant stuff. Read it.
Marge sitting disheveled broken and fraught with stress hugging herself in the corner with her hair falling out. You can see a whisper of fire in the corner but she’s disassociating so hard she ignores it. While now is not the time to disassociate it sure is hard not to feel despair and rage and the state of EVERYTHING right now. Hug your loved ones, take care of your neighbors. We truly are what we have right now. There’s so much more to say, but yeah. More than ever land back. Free Palestine & Sudan & all lands under occupation of tyranny. Chinga la migra. Fuck ice. Fuck the us imperial war machine. Fuck the fascists. Black lives will always matter. Protect trans kids and people. Protect all immigrants. No one is illegal on stolen land. Take care of animals, bugs and trees. Everything is connected and we are not free until we’re all free. This is all of our fight. Love to you all. Hold fast. Things look grim but I still believe in a better future.
Close up of toes with neon green and glittery blue polish alternating and a 33 on the big toes
Slice of Avanti’s pizza with prosciutto and arugula next to volume one of Miho Obana’s out of print opus Kodocha and a guava rose sparkling drink on a pink flowery tablecloth.
A shocked and pleased BC, B shocked C pleased, wearing a my chemical romance tshirt
The many faces of Simon
Two seagulls protecting their nest on a roof with a lil baby seagull hanging underneath one
Matchmaker by Cam Marshall, a delightful book about queer friends surviving through the early pandemic. Three friends are adorably gracing the cover. If you’re reading this, let this be your sign to read this comic!
Ceramic face of Walter the Three Eyed Rabbit
A beautiful plate of five salted breakfast radishes stuffed with gochujang butter looking very cute plated in the shape of a star nestled amongst the cat faces on the dish.
The legendary chef darlings Julia Child and James Beard
Buttered French breakfast radish adorned with some salsa verde and flake salt in a cute dish covered in fishes on a wooden table. Perfect pops of color perfect spring snack!
A beautiful sick freak of a banana gooning out hard jorkin it to the moon who has beautiful enlarged breasts bouncing boobily. Very awooooga.
Muffin tin of focaccia in chili crisp, ramps, and hot honey
A sassy ferengi with a cocktail asking you “Hey Diva! Did you catch this week’s episode of Keeping Up With The Cadassians?”
BatCrotch(one day I’ll have a better name) going full Tex Avery horny wolf heart eyes popping out of their head skull and crotch face, tongues stretched out like salivating taffy yelling YOWZA & HOT DAMN