BlueishMage

@blueishmage.bsky.social

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Dutchman on an anglo-centric internet. Recently joined dreamwidth: blueishmage.dreamwidth.org

Mr. STEKETEE: Why are we even talking about it if we don't know what it is? THE WITNESS: I don't know. Well . . . . . MR. GREENE: Good question, Counsel. Why are you asking questions for ten minutes about it? MR. STEKETEE: Why did you bring it up? THE WITNESS: I was asked, did I know of any lists of certificates of land allotments, and I am under oath. I do know about this list. It's the longest one I know about because it has -- I counted up over 2,000 entries.
MR. GREENE: Dr. Tanner, I would suggest you let him ask the questions. THE WITNESS: Okay.
Tarot card The Hermit (IX) as drawn by a child aged around ten who is bad at drawing but put a lot of effort into it.
Dit vonnis is gewezen door mr. Van den Heuvel en in het openbaar uitgesproken op 4 juni 2026
Screenshot van Mijn Toeslagen, met de melding "Huurtoeslag stopgezet per 25 april 2026".
A 6-panel comic. On the first panel a young man looks at a trees stump amid some leaves and cherries, there are some bushes in the background. He says "oh no! the rare cherry tree grandma brought with her from the old country! It's been chopped down!! And only a week after my new neighbor complained about it blocking his view too!" On the second panel the same young man looks puzzled as "Tree law?" is said by someone not pictured. On the third panel an older-looking lawyer appears from behind a fence, he's bald but has a magnificent beard. He's wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase. He's asking "Tree law?" On the fourth panel another lawyer emerges from the bushes. Only their head can be seen, they have short hair and are sporting sunglasses. They, too, is asking "TREE LAW?!". On the fifth panel yet another lawyer crawls out of the ground under the tree stump, they have long hair and briefcase in hand. Again saying "Tree law!!". On the sixth and final panel the young man from the first pages is carried aloft by a mob of lawyers. They're carrying torches and pitchforks, throwing banknotes into the air, and are shouting "TREE! LAW! TREE! LAW!".
A comic page from @gunnerkrigg.bsky.social featuring a crudely reconstructed robot sitting at a wooden desk. The robot is missing one arm and one wing, though still has both legs. The robot's cuboid head has a big red button on it. The text box reads: "and before long, it was complete."
A cardboard box containing THE CAPSULE MACHINE, which the box describes as being intended For filling "00" capsules with powdered herbs and vitamins. The box is either dark green or brown, and photographed against a white background. The box has clearly been opened a lot of times, suggesting heavy use of THE CAPSULE MACHINE.
DE RUSSISCHE FEDERATIE, zetelend te Moskou, Rusland, EISERES tot cassatie, hierna: de Russische Federatie, advocaten (aangewezen door de deken van de orde van advocaten in het arrondissement Den Haag op de voet van art. 13 Advocatenwet): A.H.M. van den Steenhoven en M.A.M. Wagemakers,
My body is a temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed or haunted.
Three llamas grazing grass on a sunny day.
Screenshot from the 2048 game. The current score is 20,584. There is a 2048 tile in the top left corner, and the rest of the field is somewhat organised and half-empty.
A pasture below a blue sky. The pasture is empty of livestock, but filled with flowers. In the background there's a forest. In the foreground there's a canal in which swim a swan and two coots.
A bluesky reply by profanity.accountant, showing that rahaeli has used 4158 profanities in her last 25032 posts. The record-holders are "fucking" (1666 times), "fuck" (546 times), and "shit" (434 times). The reply is to "a post", which is a hallmark of there being a block between the replier and the person replied to.
A screenshot of Bluesky, it is in dark more, very wide, and only the middle third contains more than plain dark grey.
A screenshot of the chat in Minecraft, reading: Set own game mode to Creative Mode BlueishMage has made the advancement [The End?] Teleported BlueishMage to 0.500000m 80.000000, 0.500000 Killed 118532 entities
The familiar tree law comic.
A cropped bit of a comic, showing two fearies, one of which shouts "booring!"
Eligibility. NO PURCHASE OR PAYMENT OF ANY KIND IS NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN $5000 or 250 $APE. Open to anyone globally who enters their email on https://www.cimphony.ai/ (“Sweepstakes Landing Page”).
Bluesky card showing that I am user number 906831, and joined on September eight, 2023.
A schematic map of Europe, showing in which country I live and where I have stayed, visited, or passed through in different colours.
Skeet by @jsx.bsky.social linked upthread.
Screenshot of two Bluesky posts. The upper one is from @questauthority.bsky.social and jokes on "Commafornication" in what appears to be a parody of the song Californication. The lower post is from @lizardky.bsky.social and reads "What penalty should there be for cruelty to the common apostrophe?"
The Trust and Safety Tycoon infobox, showing the company ethos as "Connect Humanity", the platform atmosphere as "Family Friendly". The CEO confidence is maximal, the conversation health pretty high. The "Friends and Family" conversation type is far more popular than the others.