bluematt

@bluematt.dev

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Enthusiastic dog dad, pixel twiddler, plant hater, pinstripe aficionado. Retro-gaming and demake nerd. Oontz liker. Sopirema esperantisto. Vociferous sceptic, secularist and humanist. Perky goff. #CommodoreForLife

Highland coo with an interesting fringe.
Urban hedgehog sauntering down the road, Poisonous Friend by Seabound playing in the background.
A hedgehog having a midnight stroll.
3-pack of “polos” for £3.37. Turns out “polos” refers to clothes, not the hollowed-out mints.
A vegan sausage roll from Greggs.
Kenneth Williams looking shocked.
The bonnet of a black Range Rover with the “N” missing from the branding to read “RA_GE ROVER”.
A magpie that had somehow become trapped in our grillkota, probably through the flue.
Three part Bart Simpson "I didn't do it" meme, with grifter Nigel Farage in place of Bart Simpson. Panel 1: Bart/Nigel's classmates and teacher look on expectantly asking him to "Say the line, Nige". Panel 2: Upset Bart/Nigel saying reluctantly "I didn't do it...". Panel 3: The classmates and teacher cheer at the rote repetition of the infamous line.
Jason Mantzoukas looking shocked.
A 13A Bussmann fuse.
Spinach infused smoothies. Very, very, bright green!
Now featuring the correctly labelled Überzimmer.
Me with our amazing Pomeranian and chihuahua fur kids.
Evil foxtail grass
CD box for the album “Disintegration” by The Cure.
Winter, a small white Pomeranian wearing her rainbow harness sniffing the grass.
Mina looking at her birthday apple crumble.
A white pomeranian puppy, wet after a bath, sitting on a grey sofa.
Eagle Transporter from Space 1999.
The “Scooby Doo reveal” meme. The first panel shows Fred about to remove the “Bluesky” mask from the antagonist; the second panel shows the mask now removed by Fred, revealing that the antagonist was actually “Twitter” all along.