Chris Neumann

@blueneumann.bsky.social

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Writer, artist, fun uncle. @blueneumann@mstdn.party on Mastodon. @neumaticcamera on Instagram. Should I post my Tumblr?

Doc Brown explaining how the timeline SKEWED into this tangent.
A very very armoured head and neck.
Krusty Burger replaced with "Old Jewish Man" burger, with the iconic character doing his knee-slapping dance on the sign. A banner on the drive-thru asks "can your hamburger do this?"
A clip from the Cypress Creek video, with one difference.
It's too hot! (From Whose Line USA)
"Shut up Gil, close the deal, close the deal!"- The Simpsons, a minute after the "Super Nintendo Chalmers" bit.
Dom Joly with his massive cell phone in "Trigger Happy TV"
A young homeless girl eating breakfast in a diner.
Green With Evil, Part I
"Leeta, Follow, or Get Out Of The Way"
Ran out Of Time So We Adapted One Of The Crab Guy's Letters Into An Episode
We'll Always Have Salamanders
Live and Let Spy
Those Young Scientists
Oh Sh---
Invest in Bitlatinum
"Extreme Close-Up!" IYKYK
Gotcha, Suckas!
"Episode 81"
"Lava Monster Before The First Act Break"
"(Fifty) Shades Of Grey," referring to both the clip show episode that fans have scrubbed from their mind and the problematic novel series
Data, You Sucker!
Has Bart Ever Owned A Bear?
"Some High Concept Shit For Sweeps"
"Harry Grows A Moustache"
"Miles For Days"
Give My Son The Juice!
"Assault on Valtrax 3"
The same comic panels drawn twice, top being the newest, bottom being from the 90s.
Young Abe SImpson at Woodstock holding a sign.
David Hasselhoff at the Berlin Wall starting to sing "I've been looking for Freedom"
Garfield giving the camera a cheeky smile. I cannot accurately describe this.
Garfield dancing at the start of Here Comes Garfield, based on a performance by Desiree Goyett.
Photo of a freshly opened pack of Chips Ahoy cookies, showing only 3 cookies in the first row with the other rows full of about 9 cookies each.
Allegra taking a selfie with Nick in the first episode of Galidor.
Two skeets. The top one is of Garfield looking up with big, concerned eyes. The bottom one is a cluttered desk from Evangelion, including handwritten notes and a nearly-finished cup of coffee. The implication that this means something to Garfield, which is why I thought the two images were connected in some way.
The moon.
Aki Ross in Final Fantasy The Spirits Within, a character who was sold on being the worlds first digital actor who could be in anything in a movie that bankrupted the studio.
Wayne Campbell purring like a cat to indicate lustful attraction.
A GIF from the series Max Headroom showing a brain and head "being" i a computer system.
Screenshot from The Incredible Machine
Mario 64- Promo art of Mario getting his butt singed by Bowser ("hot hot hot!")
Best In Show.
"Congrats you'll die soon"