Bluer

@bluercheese.newgrounds.com

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Find me: https://bluercheese.neocities.org/ Further inquiries: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZj2osA_8wI

Some guy just standing there like a fucking idiot and asking another guy "So out of 10, how would you rate that bag of Warheads candies?" And the foolish bastard that ate this whole bag of Warheads is shrieking with a bleeding mouth, "AAAGH MY TONGUE! MY MOUTH IS BLEEDING! AAAAAAGHHH!!" I drew this because I read this bazooka gum comic where bazooka joe was asking some hockey player some dumb thing like "uhhh what's a goalie" and the hockey guy just answered the question and that's it. And it was so frustratingly milquetoast I instantly got inspired to draw this. Like it put Family Circus to shame somehow. At least I got a piece of gum and drew a comic which isn't too bad overall
Nubert
Clicklock, a necromancer robot that's made from the top half of a grandfather clock, viewed from a low angle.
Audrey, from Look Outside, is stuck in a familiar alley.
Clicklock Clock, or Click for short, hunched over. He looks like the top half was ripped off a rusted grandfather clock, with arms and legs made from wood and brass coming out of it. There is petina on his pendulum formed into the shape of a human skull.
A still from the 80's Pac-Man cartoon where Pac-Man was drawn to look like he's been cut from a sheet like a gingerbread man, and happily being surrounded by (counter-clockwise from the top left) Clyde, Inky, Sue, Pinky, and Blinky. It's been redrawn in a style between pacmandaily's Pac-Man, the 80's Pac-Man show, Pac-Mania, and Pac-Land.
Pac-Man drawn in a style mixed between pacmandaily's style and the style used in the 80's Hanna-Barbera cartoon.
A smiling worm from Worms (1995) saluting and holding a bazooka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shCYA2J-De8
A redraw of the bootleg port of Super Mario World to the famicom by Hummer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJOYO_jcjqs
Jax the rabbit guy from The Amazing Digital Circus filled with awe and wonder at what amazing digital fun he will have with his amazing digital pals
Nine games that are important to me, in a three-by-three grid, in no particular order. Starting in the top left corner and ending at the bottom right corner: Speedy Eggbert (aka Speedy Blupi, depending on where you're from), Pokemon Blue Version, Battletanx, Monster Party, ClayFighter, Doom 2, Bioshock 1 and 2, Space Funeral, and Team Fortress 2. Characters depicted: Blupi/Eggbert (Speedy Eggbert), Blastoise (Pokemon), a Goliath Tanx (Battletanx) in Griffin's Army blue, Mark (Monster Party), Taffy (ClayFighter), a Revenant shooting a homing missile (Doom 2), a Big Daddy (Bioshock), Phillip (Space Funeral), and Heavy Weapons Guy (Team Fortress 2).
Me holding a Smash Bros wax-sealed letter and saying "OMG NO WAY!!", then opening it to reveal there's a cease and desist from Nintendo inside
(From left to right) Barnum the Basset, a toonkind bard/anthropomorphic dog in a yellow vest jacket and yellow beret; Lampy the Gnome, a stereotypical garden-variety gnome with a green shirt and red conical hat; and George the Bard, which is a completely yellow blob/Mr. Men-esque thing with a lopsided pointed hat and a great big 'smiley face' smile.
A drawing of a Pooka from Dig-Dug. Not to be confused with that one show on Jetix
Winky (from Venture, arcade game, 1981) before and after using a reference. Main difference being the 'before' drawing has a yellow face, and the 'after' has a yellow arrow instead.
SEX!
guy taking a big old whiff of the flower that has a smell
January: Felicia Alleycat (https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bluercheese/felicia-alleycat) February: Blue and Orange (https://bsky.app/profile/bluercheese.newgrounds.com/post/3lio6hd335s2v) March: Devourer of Root Vegetables (https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bluercheese/devourer-of-root-vegetables) April: why the noise all fucked up (https://bsky.app/profile/bluercheese.newgrounds.com/post/3lmal5ahhzc2t) May: hmm today I will look outside (https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bluercheese/hmm-today-i-will-look-outside) June: Greased Greasy Gooboid (https://bsky.app/profile/bluercheese.newgrounds.com/post/3lrclzrof7c2v) July: Coy Peggy (https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bluercheese/coy-peggy-2) August: Snorecat vs. Flamequail (https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bluercheese/snorecat-vs-flamequail) September: Tough Crowd (https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bluercheese/tough-crowd) October: Jason Gets the Axe (https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bluercheese/jason-gets-the-axe) November: Only 362 Days Until Next Halloween (https://bsky.app/profile/bluercheese.bsky.social/post/3m4qwkelgos2u) December: Bluer's Chrimbus Bush (https://bsky.app/profile/bluercheese.newgrounds.com/post/3m6y33g3yms2i)
Worror (Wizard of Wor)
Me holding my favorite pokemon (Tangela) like a big pile of laundry
You beat my game, / you drew a lot. / It's good you came, / 'cause you were taught. / Now that you know / to use a pen, / I'll let you go / 'til you come again!
Bluer dressed as Baldi from 'Baldi's Basics', holding the three-handled trophy from 'Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing" that says "YOU'RE EXIST!" (sic) on it, and "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" below it.
A quiz level from the NES Godzilla creepypasta. Face (a face) is above Godzilla with a plain expression, and the question "DO YOU LIKE MOTHRA?" is presented with options "YES" and "NO".
A recreation of the graphic from the title screen of 'Baldi's Basics' with Bluer as Baldi, and the glyphs in front of the chalkboard read (from left to right, sort of) "S", "HISTOFUNNY", "80085", and "SOIF!"
Drawing of five dancing skeletons, including a group of three skeletons wearing top hats doing a line dance.
A ensemble drawing of 'Shrek Gets Spooked' by an0nymooose, featuring Shrek, a ghost wearing a hat, a dog, and the head of G-Man (of the Half-Life series) stretching his neck from the top of the drawing saying "You're in for a SCARE!"
The player from Haunted House (1981), represented by a pair of square eyes, standing in front of a locked door in a dark room while holding a lit match and a scepter that protects them from ghosts and other creatures in the house.
An imp from Doom dressed Tony Manero, disco dancing under a disco ball. The title of E3M8 in Doom is 'Dis'. 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
The Engineer from Team Fortress 2 partially mutated into a housefly via the 'Brundle Bundle' item set, saying "TELEPORTER GOIN' UP!" in a high-pitched squeaky voice (with tiny, spaced out letters).
Strong Bad (Homestar Runner) wearing a fez and saying "Your "Firebug" show is never ever coming back." A reference to his appearance at W00tstock a very, very long time ago.
Bluer, dressed as Baldi from 'Baldi's Basics', being pushed towards a button by 1st Prize (Baldi's Basics) who is saying "THE SHINY RED BUTTON! THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON!" https://vocaroo.com/1gDz04CxlxpN