Sheepwrecked

@bluescale.bsky.social

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🏆🐑Stuck in roadside drainage ditch World Champion🐑🏆 -- i will never message you about commissions-- 40ish, Girl Ram, don't ask. She/her if possible, but nbd https://t.me/+kET-VDqinWpmNWNh art telegram channel <--

a screen shot of stellaris showing 1216 hours played
phone screen shot of a facebook post. The post is from PATCHWORKSHEEP_ it features a Ewe with black, brown and beige wool. Very golden eyes, beige eyebrows, beige inner ears with blcak outsides, a black wooled face, beige jaw, brown mane that turns to beige at the front, and a mottled brown/beige/black coat. It is looking at the camera. The text reads Patchworksheep_ The beautiful enigma that is Pepsi (black love heart) She has an odd personality. A bit of a loner, wild at heart and skeptical of people, yet on.. (more)
two boxes of amazing looking food, a shwarma box which is all the interior of a shwarma wrap but put over rice or fries, next to fatoush with garlic sauce and tziki on top
a stupid cartoon sheep eating pasta from a green bowl, the pasta is nuclear red, the red color is all around her mouth. She's holding her head and sweating. there is a wacom and keyboard infront of her
A big fat anthropomorphic fox with purple hair wearing a pink and white striped apron and green slacks, with a hint of red underwear. He's leaning against a counter, love handle pressing against the marble countertop. The fox is holding a pizza box that says 'pizza pups' its orange and is a reference to little ceasars. The fox has purple hair. Hes standing infront of a fridge that has many delivery app coupons on it. Tiled floor. The counter top has an open pizza box, a wooden chopping board and rolling pin, a bag of flour, open can of pringles a phone, mixing bowls and spoon, a stick of butter on the board. There is a box of condoms with some thumb tacks next to it. The fox is saying "I AM still making dinner.. but we got so hungry now so..'
a sheep looking like it is experiencing life altering levels of peace and serenity there is a weird house in the background
a stupid fat blue and yellow dragon leaning on a tree, it has 3 frills on its head and its saying "huh?" its stomach is pressed against a branch.
An overweight anthropomorphic sheep character, wearing blue and yellow nails, pink earings, and a necklace with trans and pride colors. wearing a black one piece swimsuit. ankle bracelets. city in the background
sheep staring ominously. head resting on a piece of wood that is probably in a barn. it looks like its frowning, mouth twisted into a slight grimace of disapproval.
A screen shot of a telegram channels media tab, featuring lots of sketches and artwork
TOP TEXT ME LOOKING AT THE SINGLE MOTHER AS I SWALLOW HER CAR KEYS BOTTOM TEXT NONE BOTTOM IMAGE AN OUT OF FOCUS SHEEPP IN A PADDOCK STARING AT CAMERA, RELAXED VIBES, CHILL VIBES, BLURRY, FENCE POSTS
A fat very muscular anthropomorphic grey horse, leaning back against rocks, relaxing in a hot pool pouring a bucket of water onto himself, there are trees in the background
a character sheet of a red deer guy, featuring a price breakdown of each individual item, the watch, camera and jewelry being especially expensive. There are close ups of his feet, a front on shot of his face, a view from behind in expensive swim shorts and a color palette that looks like the artist feels passionate about graphic design
An exceptionally hot red deer guy wearing a magnum PI shirt, a rolex, holding an expensive camera, with striped pants, wearing socks and sandals leaning against a rock. Hes wearing expensive necklaces and there is a beach in the background. He has alternating yellow and blue fingernail polish. The word "VOGUE" is written behind him in large letters, underneath it reads 'redefining the stag party'
A big red pot filled with yellow potato curry, the photography has in an extremely embarrassing try hard way wiped down the inside of the pot to make it look cleaner.
A big spread of from right to left soy sauce, red curry paste, pepper, chili powder, red lentils, chick peas, peanut butter, coconut milks, coconut oil, ginger, onion, garlic, potatoes vegetable stock, a bowl of spices with chili powder, cumin, onion and garlic powder, bay leaves and some garam masala
a stupid fat anthropomorphic sheep in gym shorts and a white singlet walking on a treadmill, looking tired, holding a hand held fan to her face.
the poster sarcastically includes a screen shot of a text box reading "it's a mystery. "
screen shot of a pinterest board it reads Cars I want to make out with people in the back of 8 Pins I hate cars except these cars and maybe other ones i find because cars are stupid but these are hot actually it shows a collection of dorky mostly off road cars from the 70's through to the 90's
thumbnail of pbs spacetime, thumbnail shows a diagram of the big bang and cosmic inflation, the text of the thumbnail reads 'the real physics of cosmic inflation'. Superimposed infront of the thumb nail is a stereotypical cartoon furry/husky with blue white and yellow markings and a pink collar, looking nervously back at the viewer and saying 'w..why are you looking at me.."
some fuckin guy whispering to george "w" bush who is looking vacant to the left that another plane has hit the world trade center
a stupid fucking idiot looking sheep wearing a party hat staring blankly off screen with a vacant look in its eyes, its standing on hay there is a blue bench beside it.
A big pot of orange 'nutrients' in a big red le creuset pot that she definitely can't afford and was a gift.
bowls full of chopped vegetables, bowl of cubed tofu, cans of coconut milk, jar of pb, jar of red curry paste, a blender full of THE ORANGE SUBSTANCE, a cutting board with diced up garlic.
two wojak (i think idk) people hugging, both are filled with screen shots of layer folders representing pages.
six fucking awesome looking brown sugar scones with yogurt glaze each looking like a cool explosion caught mid frame looks like the kind of shit you'd get at rustic bakery in some distant european town but instead its from kays oven their are 6 muffins on a metal tray sitting on parchment paper on a black marble/stone countertop that looks recently wiped clean
elaine from hit '90's' 'sit com' on 'television' 'seinfeld' or 'seinfield' idk she is smiling and looking to the left, wearing a business jacket and some kind of wallpaper patterned winter shawl. it is captioned ( laughing nervously) what the fuck?
screen shot of lord of the rings, galadriel saying 'i pass the test. I will diminish.. "
Screen shot of a youtube video titled 'what to do if you see a sheep stuck on its back' . It features a dumb as hell fat sheep laying on its back looking stupid and at peace. The account is 'caenhill countryside center' and it has 3.1m views 4 years ago. 125 likes. Notably the screen shotter has not clicked subscribe yet, revealing herself to be a villain of sorts.
some fuckn deer thing biting some white personf fucking wrist just fucking chomping on it staring at the camer awith soulless evil deer eyes that only know blood lust also the picture is out of focus and i double checked im pretty sure its not ai
top text "i cant fucking take it" a small creature gerbil or hamster or something looking stressed out and small on a sofa, bottom text "seriously im at my limit"
Digital cell shaded artwork of a fat anthropomorphic brown coated horse with black mane and tail. Darker brown markings on his snout. He looks like he's taking a step, hand on his back pouring a bottle of water onto his stomach and chest. Hes wearing a white singlet that's transparent from being wet, and blue sweat pants. He looks tired, tongue lolling out of his mouth as he's sweating.
a fat sheep girl(eventually, we're working on it) in a green sports bra top thing, wearing black jeans. She's clearing her throat looking embarrassed as the word 'ahem' appears next to her.
inked digital art of a fat stupid anthro sheep girl(eventually) pouring bottles of pepsi zero into an electric kettle, she looks happy to be doing this because she is australian
a fat fairly androgenous sheep who is working hard to look more like a woman give her time alright, walking on a treadmill , looking exhausted, holding a hand held fan to her face, shes wearing a white singlet with a green sports bra visible underneath, and red exercise shorts. She is saying 'just 100 more' as a reference to pounds.
small to big domino's meme but the smallest says 'play echo' the middle says 'hey husband can we talk' and the largest says 'she/her'
Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk, she has a speech bubble that goes to the top of the jpg implying that the post above this one is in her voice
A fat kangaroo in some cool teal green flip flops, shorts and a cute little neck scarf leaning back using his tail to balance and cutely pouring a jar of vegemite into their mouth. He's also holding a chiko roll, an australian delicacy craved by many which despite how it sounds can be eaten by girls or anyone else too.
A red squirrel in a blue striped wearing red rimmed round glasses six various poses. I bet you thought i was done describing Top left he's swinging from what must be squirrel sided monkey bar things Top middle hes drinking out of a boba drink the size of he is Top right hes leaning out from a pole and reaching onto a bird feeding tray Bottom left he's looking at the viewer holding his cheeks that are clearly filled up a lot like squirrels do Bottom middle perspective shot of him looking upwards holding his glasses in a kind of cocky manner Bottom right he is laying on his back obviously over-eaten and holding half a mars bar like its a goddamn body pillow.
3 digital drawings of a fat donkey character with good hair mostly covering his eyes. Hes wearing black singlet and pink pants. In 2 of the 3 images hes eating from a bowl of chips, one looking full after the bowl is empty one eating a chip from it. The third image is a kind of in perspective high shot looking down at him as he lifts his hair up out of the way to look at the camear, hes holding a root beer. the background is a gradient of pink to yellow.
a screen shot of a drafts folder post that says (spends 30 hours browsing the pooltoy tag on FA getting increasingly irate with eveyr passing minute) Ok so d you fuck them or not
A big fat anthropomorphic aka "Furry" in the common parlance, crow standing on a ladder. His wearing jeans and a green shirt. He's changing the lightbulb on a ceiling fan. His big fat stomach is resting on the top rung of the ladder. He's looking down at you expectantly. Cell shaded, against a 2 tone orange background. Despite being furry art there is no fur here its all feathers, this is just another example of hollywood magic.
a few loosely sketched pages of comic planning, involving a sheep rabbit and alpaca running from bats through what looks like cave/dungeon corridors
A fat cartoon horse standing on bathroom scales that are saying 'error'. There is a pov perspective of him looking down and only seeing his stomach. There is a head shot of the horse looking smug.
A big fat anthropomorphic/furry wolf looking guy wearing a dark grey beanie/hat with hints of orange hair, hes wearing an unbuttoned blue coat with a light blue/cyan under shirt with wave patterns. Hes pulling up his shirt to reveal a soft furry stomach that he's holding with his other hand. Hes wearing headphones, looking happy.
A very fat orange and cream colored canine microwaving food in a kitchen. Hes wearing a white singlet and dark pink pants. His stomach is resting on the counter top.
A very fat wolf holding a bag of 711 groceries is trying to fit through some train station gates, but he is too fat to fit through. He's pointing at the gates and saying 'stuck". There is a dorky fat alpaca sympathetically resting a hand on the wolves giant fat stomach.
a wolf drawn in a poorly attempted style of outside wolves cooking on a 'subductive' cooktop which has two cook tops, one sinking below the other like a tectonic plate
A graph depicting the chance i'll send my friends porn links they'll like, it shows a graph that depicts an initial jump 'of shared interest' followed by 'the trough of woe' finishing at a total height of 'sends link 0 comment'
screen shot of a chick tracks comic about how dnd is bad, one character the gm is explaining to another that their character has died to a poison trap, the person in question is making a giant production over it like rogues are somehow meant to have good fort saves, then there is a mega chad girl with pig tails saying "marcie get out of here, YOURE DEAD! You don't exist any more" and honestly shes so real for this, our brutal queen i want her in my pathfinder games
a stupid fat blue and yellow dragon trying to lay on their stomach and dangle their tail up over their back and head, their back has the word 'crack!" written over it. He looks worried.
a stupid fat alpaca in an orange sweater pink shirt pants and tims with a satchel looking at camera in a friendly in a gondola or some other fruity mountain nonsense theres a coastline in the background . There is an overlay of a news broadcast 'breaking news' 'area alpaca messes it up again' ' beloathed camelidae bumbles into another embarassment' there is a live feed notification.
Penrose diagram altered to show the antihorizon as antiwolf (dog) and horizons listed as wolf, the parallel universe listed as inside dogs the black hole listed as wolf pretending to be a dog and the white hole listed as dog pretending to be wolf
a smug blue fat triceratops from that blinkomania short video, he has an index finger to his chin
3 cartoon figures of a grey and white cartoon horse in a pink polo and long brown slacks. The left most figure hes looking surprised as someone pushes on his stomach, the second is he's looking please, the third he's looking grumpy arms crossed. There is a 4th image , pov low angle shot you looking up at him, his belly featuring prominently, his hands are on his hips. He has an annoyed expression as he looks at the viewer.
telegram sticker of a fat charcoal grey and white horse with a brown manbun haircut pushing a ych against a wall pinning them there. the ych is gripping the horses black tanktop. the horse is wearing low slung brown pants. there is text saying 'you were saying...?"
a scientific chart that everyone is impressed by that shows a single red line going up and to the right tracking the amount of peanut butter cookies made over time increasing correlating to the amount of weight gained increasing, this is scientific. its science
a pinterest home page featuring a bunch of art examples and tutorials in jpg and video format