@bluetailedlizard.dftba.social

@bluetailedlizard.dftba.social

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they/them Creative type + perpetual sadboi Albuquerque, NM Make bad art, you cowards

The phrase "the light soaked days are coming" in pretty script, black and yellow on gridded dot paper, surrounded by circular graphics and drawings of paper cranes
A tweet by @Space_Bunzzz from 08 Feb 25, which reads: "Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies."
A terrible drawing of Hank Green lifting up his shirt to reveal a single abdominal muscle, as if it were one in a six pack
A blue-tailed lizard (an Arizona striped whiptail) with a speech bubble saying "Still a mess tho"
A photo of a long, jellyfish-shaped cloud, the tail from a rocket launch, over a twilit desert. Venus hangs in the dark blue sky just above the cloud.
A large glass casserole filled with chunks of broccoli and adorable pumpkin-shaped orange pastas, smothered in a white cheese sauce, lightly browned.
A title card from the cartoon show Cow and Chicken. The titular characters are running jauntily down a green path in front of a blue background, with the show's title in logotype above.
A handsome senior cat, white with grey cap and saddle markings, lounges on a black comforter. His yellow eyes are half closed in an almost sultry expression. His two front paws with their extra toes are on display. A sunbeam cuts diagonally through the photo.
Two red soup bowls with handles, filled with orange soup. The soup has a white drizzle of cream on top.
A manicured hand holding an ice cream cone full of blackened, dirty snow. The picture is captioned: "If January was an ice cream flavor"
An everything bagel with smashed avocado. The avocado has everything seasoning and sea salt sprinkled on top, and the whole thing is on top of a paper towel. The bagel has a bite taken out of it.
A tweet by Jill Twiss @jilltwiss, which reads: One thing I would like is a recut of a horror movie where every surprise is delightful. Like the girl finally decides to check out the weird noise coming from the basement, and it's fourteen hedgehogs throwing an ice cream social
Hot cocoa in a festive "8-bit Zelda Christmas sweater" mug. It's topped with pink whipped cream and golden sprinkles. A jar of cocoa and a bottle of peppermint schnapps stand in the background.
A photo of Tofu, a white and grey senior cat, sleeping in an office chair with a Pikmin blanket on the seat. He is curled up with his head on the left side of the photo, with his spine curving rightward, or clockwise, around the top of the photo, ending with his tail back on the left side, in front of his cheek. He looks very comfortable and peaceful in this donut-like shape.
A black and white drawing of a shadowy figure curled up in the corner of the room. The room is traditionally Japanese-looking, with paper walls and tatami floors. The figure's "body" is a long, triangular shape with its point upward toward the ceiling. Its limbs are thin and human-like, and it sits with its knees up and arms wrapped around its shins. Large, round, distressed-looking eyes look out from the shadowy body just above the knees. Below the drawing, in white text on a black background, it says: "According to a Japanese legend, when you can not sleep at night it is because you are awake".
An image of the following text (long): I am Transgender. In honor of Transgender Awareness Week, feel free to ask me anything. I want to help people understand trans people like me better. Comment a number below and I'll answer it. 1. Has being trans been an obstacle in your life with friends, family, work, etc? 2. How long have you known? 3. What are your pronouns? 4. How did you pick your name? 5. What's your favorite dinosaur? 6. Why would you want to be a guy/girl? 7. What does AMAB or AFAB mean? 8. What do you feel like you missed out on most in your childhood (if you transitioned later) 9. What has been your favorite part of transitioning so far? 10. What worries you most as a trans person? 11. Does your family accept you? 12. How has transitioning changed your life? 13. What has surprised you most about transitioning? 14. What would have made it easier for you to come out? 15. What has been the hardest part of your transition so far? 16. How do you know you're trans? 17. How does it feel to transition? 18. How did you tell your family, friends, work, etc.,? 19. Are you fully transitioned? 20. What's the hardest part of your experience as a trans person? 21. Why not just be a "feminine guy"/"masculine woman"? 22. How do you think your life would be different if you could have transitioned younger? 23. What is the best part about being trans? 24. Have you had any surgeries? Are you going to? 25. How can I make things better for you? 26. What are you most excited about in your transition? 27. What's non-binary? 28. What do you wish you could tell younger you, as a trans person? 29. What are you most excited for in your transition? 30. I want to ask another question / AMA
Two bags of coffee made from gold-colored plastic. They each have labels that read "Cafe Justo", and feature a large image of a single coffee bean with the text "the difference is in the roasting" on an orange background. The left bag's label also reads "100% Pure Arabica Coffee" in white text on a green background, while the right bag's label reads "100% Pure Robusta Coffee" in white text on a red background.
A square white bowl on a countertop, containing spaghetti squash piled high with red sauce, shredded mozzarella, and toasted squash seeds. A fork sticks out of the spaghetti squash in the back of the bowl.
A black and white drawing of a shadowy figure curled up in the corner of the room. The room is traditionally Japanese-looking, with paper walls and tatami floors. The figure's "body" is a long, triangular shape with its point upward toward the ceiling. Its limbs are thin and human-like, and it sits with its knees up and arms wrapped around its shins. Large, round, distressed-looking eyes look out from the shadowy body just above the knees. Below the drawing, in white text on a black background, it says: "According to a Japanese legend, when you can not sleep at night it is because you are awake".
A photo of a cat sleeping on a red blanket. The cat has short white fur with grey "cap and saddle" markings, which form a Y shape on the top of his head. He's curled up with his grey tail under his chin, forming his body into a perfectly round disc shape.
On a light blue background, the text "Instead of these" captions icons of a safety pin and a blue beaded bracelet. Below these, the text "Wear this" captions an icon of an N95 face mask.
A tweet by @givememeatloaf, which reads: "Well this is kind of cozy, all of us having a panic attack together at once."
An "I Voted" sticker, with a child's drawing of a sugar skull and "yo voté" written on the upper left.
Tofu, a very handsome white and grey polydactyl cat, is spacing out in loaf position on a blue patterned rug