Blue Chicken

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Not by choice Homestead living No it’s not idyllic stfu There will be cat photos

An adorable ghetto mutt maine coone type kitten that has tabby markings, a white chin and white paws looks up out of a cat face purse. The purse is not made out of cat faces it just has them embroidered all overit. The purse is hanging on a wall.
A rock stuck in sandy crap dirt that is settled around it in the shape of a cat sitting upright.
A group of ox eye daisies with smiley faces drawn on some of them with black sharpie pen.
A facebook marketplace ad for california raisin toys. Which is a weird ass looking toy raisin with large white feet and hands . It has a face and is usually wearing sunglasses. There are several different views of them. The ad says California Raisins for three dollars. A
Two particularly pissed off looking cats are snuggled together on a fluffy but crunchy looking blanket. They are partially covered by a crocheted blanket that has many random yarn colours. The cat on the left is the older of the two by six years. He is a fluffy grey and brown maine coon. The cat on the right is a golden and brown begal cat with small pointy head and face. He is looking quite perturbed by the interruption of their old man cat snuggling.
Two large domestic cats are sitting on a green and black atv seat. One is an elderly grey, brown and black floofy maine coon while the other is a golden and brown begal with green eyes. Both are sitting together glaring at another cat out of view. The other cat is most likely Fatty Meow Meows who was not very nice to either of them in his teenage years.
The picture on top is of King John and Sir Hiss from from Disney’s Robin Hood. They are talking about taxing the poor right. King John is wearing a too large crown and squinting his eyes while sir Hiss is facing him and speaking. The lower image is of President Trump and Elon Musk in the same sort of position except the crown is replaced by a MAGA hat. Trump is also squinting and Elon is also talking to him. Or hissing it’s hard to say.
A medium grey teenager aged kitten wearing a green harness that has fish printed on it is sitting on a light grey mesh lounge chair. He has yellow eyes and us looking somewhere other than the camera.
A large black bear sits in wild grass just outside the forest.
A large fluffy grey and brown polydactyl maine coon is holding a book with his thumby paws. He atop a multi coloured crocheted blanket.
A chubby black, brown and grey tabby cat sits in a rectangular loaf position on top of a sun dried log with wild grasses in the background. His eyes are closed and he has a cat smile on his face.
A small hand holds a square yellow and orange rubber duck. There is dirt and sad grass in the background.
A beautiful large floofy maine coon cat is sitting on a big old log in front of wild grass. There are pine and other tree silhouettes in the background against a fading blue sky.
A bengal cat is sitting in a weird position in a turquoise children’s camp chair. He his being goofy and his tongue is sticking out.
Cut broom bushes are placed into a pile and are on fire.
A square cofee mug that has a beautiful design of two deer on it. One is a buck and one is a doe. There are also what is possibly burch trees in the background of the deer.
A chubby tabby is laying on his back on top of rocks and grass. His paw is reaching upwards while he leans against a human leg that has a traditional type heart tattoo on the calf that has a picture of a cat and says CATS on the ribbon instead of mom.
An disgruntled looking bengal cat is sitting on the butt end of a stored kayak. He is next to a black garbage can with a lid.
A black labrador retriever is holding a globby old tennis ball and barking sassy like towards the camera.
A semi chubby tabby cat lays on a pressed gravel road. He is sitting up a bit looking of into the distance most likely at a rabbit or bird.
A helium happy birthday balloon sold at a Micheals craft store that looks like a party hat with blue balls and I dont know how else to describe this.
A chubby tabby looks away from the camera while surrounded by fern, salal nd moss plants.
A semi blurry chubby tabby cat’s head face down in a small just planted catnip plant.
Rock sticking out of the mud that has a shape like a cat sitting upright.
Chubby tabby cat rolling in dirt in front of large dirt puddles.
Two domestic cats one a bengal and one a polydactyl maine coon lounge on top of old logs with tall pines in the background.
Tiny green frog about the size of a thumbnail sitting in some marsh reed type grass.
A close up of a water droplet in the centre of a small lupin flower leaf.
A spotted bengal cat is standing on a mossy green log in the forest.
A miniature macrame plant hanger hanging on a car rear view mirror holds a sparkling blue plant pot with green plant and blue glass doll eye inside. Behid it is a chubby black crocheted cat name Gerald and a car windshield.
A disgruntled looking bengal cat is walking through some slightly dead grass.
A chubby cat with tabby markings sits next to part of a car while meowing angrily.
Frost covered ferns backed by the morning sun and blue sky.