Blundering Albatross

@blundertross.bsky.social

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I’m an aspiring author, professional proofreader, sometimes (bad) artist, and alltimes bisexual disaster who works under the name ‘Albert Ross’ Follow me for Battletech, Star Wars, Age of Sigmar, and (most importantly) Posts About my Dog ✨🏳️‍🌈

The end of a street just before dawn, going diagonal across the frame. Across the street are lit streetlights and palm trees and in the background beyond these the sea can be seen
A magazine advert for a home PC from 1999 featuring Leonard Nimoy
A photograph of sunrise at the beach, looking out to sea from a sandy beach. The sun is still just below the horizon.
A photograph of the length of a street with sand-coloured terraced buildings down the right hand side and the sea visible on the left beyond a low white wall. In the centre and on the left of the street are palm trees. The sky is a gradiented blue
A photograph of a coastal path leading towards the sea, with multicoloured bricks and lined by palm trees. The sun is bursting through the left of the frame.
A photograph of a headland at night, occupying the horizon on the lowest third line, glowing with lights. Sand and sea have half of the lower third each, cut across the diagonal, and the top two thirds are a nearly clear night sky.
A photograph of the sea at night. The moon is at the centre of the frame, just above the horizon, surrounded by clouds. It is casting a long reflection on the water
All thoroughbreds have the same birthday so that their ages can be standardized for comparison because of the historical lack of records of actual birthdays. All thoroughbred horses celebrate their birthday on the same date, January 1 in the Northern hemisphere and August 1 in the Southern hemisphere.
A photograph of a man and his little dog, sitting on the wall at sunset and listening to live music. The sky behind them is a gradient of orange and there are palm trees silhouetted
A photograph of the sea at sunset, looking out from a sandy beach. A seagull is flying across the frame
A photograph of two furry white legs with neatly trimmed paws on a wood-effect floor
A side-on photograph of a small frog on the edge of a big green leaf
A greyscale image of a rock-based life form with 6 legs. It is lifting its two forelegs in the air. The caption is “ABSOLUTE AMAZE!”
A photograph of a model of a man in gold and silver armour riding a giant eel. He is armed with a silver shield and a gold and silver bident. The eel is blue with yellow frills and the base is sculpted to look like a sandy seabed. There is a tiny version of the eel on the base. The background is a wood effect panel.
A lineart drawing of a girl in a button up dress exasperatedly brushing a small furry creature that is essentially one long fluffy tail with four little legs. She is holding a clump of fur in one hand and a brush in the other and saying “Where is all of this coming from??”
Anime art of a man with dark hair, blue eyes, and a dark goatee. He is wearing a white shirt, black trousers, a black cape with gold trim, and a black conical hat with gold trim. He is in front of a backdrop of rolling hills and an old cottage-style building. Inserted is a smaller real photograph of a man with dark hair wearing a black shirt. The words “Reagan Murdock” are in a frame at the bottom with “Olruggio” as subscript.
Digital art of a woman and a teenage boy. The woman is wearing a cream tunic and trousers with a brown and gold stole over it, fastened by a belt of leather and metal. She has a green cloak with a gold broach over it and boots of brown leather. Her hair is white, her eyes are golden, and her skin is pale. The boy has a cream tunic and trousers and he has brown leather boots. His eyes and hair are brown and he has tanned skin. He has a yellow stole over his tunic. They look to be inside a concrete corridor with some graffiti on the wall behind them. They are both crouched down and watching the woman pick up a glowing little thingy
A picture of the lower chamber in the UK house of parliament showing people on wood and green leather benches. A man wearing a costume that involves an elaborate headpiece that looks like an old fashioned metal bin has been photoshopped to look like he’s standing among them. It has been edited to look like grainy camcorder footage with the caption “WE ARE BINEVITABLE” superimposed at the bottom
A photograph of a model of two men in silver armour riding a giant brown shark, also armoured in silver. One of the men is armed with a sword while the other is operating a giant crossbow mounted on the shark’s back. The background is plain white
A model of a woman in gold and silver armour riding a giant red eel in silver armour. She is holding a large shell like a trumpet and there is a long spear slung across the saddle.
Digital art of a woman coming towards the viewer from above. She has silver hair messily tied back and golden eyes. She is wearing a brown stole with gold accents over a white tunic and is armed a pair of laser swords with yellow blades. The background is the view of a city sky at night from street level looking up.
A drawing of a young-looking man wearing a grey & white conical hat, a grey cloak, and a white robe clinched with a charcoal sash. He has white hair and a blue left eye, his right one covered by the blacked out lens of his gold pince nez.
A screenshot of a Bluesky notification showing Chiitan liked my posts about Outreach!
A screenshot of a tweet by Pope Leo XIV saying “Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound.”
A photograph of a fluffy white dog
A photograph of a fluffy white dog lying on a wood-effect floor. His fur looks wet and he’s looking at the camera and licking his chops
A monochrome charcoal artwork of two flying chariots, each pulled by four horses, the riders silhouetted by glowing discs. They are being chased by two shadowy wolves.
A progress pride flag superimposed over an image of the character Chancellor Gowron from the Star Trek franchise
A still from the movie The Lighthouse showing Willem Defoe in a stereotypical lighthouse keeper costume. He has a beard and is wearing an oilskin coat and cap. The scene is starkly lit in hight contrast with deep shadows.
A photograph of the inside of an upright piano, showing the arrangement of hammers and how they connect to the keys.
A photograph of a blue sky framed in the bottom half by leafy trees. The sun is shining aggressively in the bottom right corner of the upper left third. There is lens flare
A photograph taken by the side of the road showing a gap between a bush and a tree, looking over fresh-ploughed fields towards a distant woodland. The sky is mostly blue with a few fluffy white clouds. The lower right of the frame is tinted purple because of lens flare.
Digital art of three elves sharing a comically oversized t-shirt with the phrase “Our get along shirt” written on it. The elf on the left has flowing black hair, the one in the middle is bald, and the one on the right has straight light hair. They all look annoyed.
A photograph of some miniatures from the Age of Sigmar range by Games Workshop. Centre frame is a giant brown, tiger-striped shark “swimming” towards the left side of the frame. It has two riders in silver armour, one armed with a sword and another with a ballista. It has a glowing blue rune carved into its neck and it has silver armour on its head, back, and fins. Around it are three giant eel riders.
Some miniatures from the Age of Sigmar range by Games Workshop. There are 3 giant eels bearing riders armed with spear and shield, a shark with two riders (one with sword, one with ballista), 10 eyeless and hairless foot soldiers with two handed weapons, and a wizard in purple robes with a school of metallic fish swimming around him.
A still from an anime. In the foreground are three men in the garb of 15th century French men at arms. They are looking at something above and behind the “viewer” with some consternation.
A meme taken still from the film Miss Congeniality where an interviewer asks a woman “Describe your perfect date.” The woman, misunderstanding the question, replies “That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th, because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.”
A still from the movie The Northman. It is of a topless man with long, straggly hair and an unkempt beard. In his left hand is an axe, his right is out of frame. His lower half is covered with rudimentary trousers and on the upper of his right arm is a golden torc.
An illustration of two young women, one with blonde hair and the other black hair, standing next to each other. They are wearing green military-style cold weather clothing. They have their eyes closed and they are smiling. The background is half and half stark white snow and black starry sky. The words ‘Girls Last Tour’ are at the top of the image with the number 6 and the word ‘Final’ in subscript.
A cartoon image featuring characters from popular animated series SpongeBob SquarePants. Above them is text in SpongeBob font style saying “Battletech a game of armored combat“.
A still from an animated series showing two astronauts in orange space suits in orbit over Earth. In the middle ground of the shot is a space craft and in the background the sun can be seen cresting over the horizon of the planet. The astronaut whose face can be seen is looking at the view and smiling.
A photograph of three model giant eels, each of them harnessed in silver metal and dark leather. They are mounted by figures dressed in silver armour, with finned helmets, purple trousers, and long, barbed lances. The bases are sculpted to look like a sandy sea floor.
A panel of a manga showing line art of a young-appearing woman with long hair and pointy ears wearing a high-collard tunic. She is smiling warmly at something just out of frame and the speech bubble coming from her says “You are a ray of light.”
A still from the movie Ballerina showing a 3/4 profile close up of a young woman’s back. There is an elaborate tattoo across her back of what appears to be an angel nailed to a stylised cross with the words “lux in tenebris” also tattooed across the woman’s shoulder blades.
Digital art of a young woman with pale skin, ginger hair, and green eyes. She is wearing a grey band tshirt, a black pleated skirt with a white trim, thigh-high stockings, brown combat boots with white socks, and a green parka jacket. She is walking through a crowd of silhouetted people in what could be a club, coming towards the viewer with her hands in her jacket pockets, eyes wary and looking to the side.
A photograph of a street lined with terraced houses, looking down the road, with parked cars either side. There is a light dusting of snow all around and a clear blue sky, with bright golden morning sunlight on the buildings.
A screenshot explaining that all thoroughbred horses in the northern hemisphere share the birthday of January 1st and those in the southern hemisphere August 1st
A young woman in a blue sweater dress sat on a blue flag locking eyes with the viewer.
Digital art of a man and a woman. The woman is sat on a low concrete wall. She has shoulder-length ginger hair and green eyes and is wearing a dark pleated skirt, cream knee socks, and a green jacket over a grey band tshirt. The man is leaning on the wall and is wearing loose-fitting black trousers and a loose-fitting white shirt. He has a glorious moustache and black Cossack-style hair. He has an unlit piper in his teeth. The background is an out of focus treeline behind which can be seen the shape of a blue spheroid spacecraft. The sky is sunset orange fading to the purple of night with a few scattered clouds.
A blurry photograph of a fluffy white dog coming down some dark stairs
A screenshot of a Reddit post explaining the origins of Wolfenoot as a holiday made up by loser Jack Goss’ son where the Spirit of the Wolf hides gifts around the house and people who are kind to dogs get better gifts
A photograph of a dilapidated room with bare floorboards and one wall that looks like just chipboard. Bricks are piled in an open fireplace with no hearth and there is a storage heater that is the room’s only light, casting a warm orange glow onto a pair of heavy work boots. Against the chipboard wall is a fold-out camp chair and a long tool with a dark jacket hanging on it.
A photograph of narrow grassy fields with late autumn trees either side. The sun is low, casting long shadows, and the sky is blue and completely cloudless
A black and white photograph of a building arrayed like a set of boxes with no visible windows. There are young trees in the foreground on grass with a gloomy overcast sky in the background.
A photograph of a white dog lying on a beige carpet in a pose reminiscent of a shrimp.
Digital art of four people and a dog in a darkened corridor, facing the camera and shining flashlights. Behind them can just be seen what looks like red eyes in the deeper darkness.
A model of a small hermit crab-like creature on a sandy base. It is looking up at a model of a shark as it appears to swim overhead
A photograph of a miniature from the Age of Sigmar model range. It is of two men riding a large armoured shark which is painted in a striped sandy colour. One of the men is armed with a sword while operating the reins and the other has a large crossbow attached to the back of the shark. The base of the model is sculpted to look like the sandy bottom of the sea. The background is flat white.
Digital art of a young ginger woman with green eyes and pale skin, wearing a light blue blouse with a white collar, a charcoal pleated skirt, brown tights, and black shoes. She is kneeling down, firing a gun with what looks like a happy expression. The sleeves of her shirt are rolled up to show the tattoo of a snake coiled around her left arm. The background appears to be a concrete wall or corridor with some bullet marks and some yellow words in German and English.
Digital art of a young woman with copper hair, green eyes, and pale skin. She is wearing dark leggings and a baggy grey jumper. She is half turned from the camera and lifting up the jumper to in line with her ribcage to reveal a utility belt with some equipment pouches around her waist and a crosswise bandolier with a pistol on it across her back. The background is grey with some dark cracks in it.