Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️

@bluntlicious.bsky.social

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Year 43, non binary 🏳️‍⚧️ Here's my mixes I recorded over a decade ago https://www.mixcloud.com/mike-asher/ Here's my shitty music https://soundcloud.com/bluntlicious

Scene from let's go to prison movie guy asks inmate he's in love with, "would you like some merlot, I made it in the toilet."

John Malkovich in Rounders saying let's play some cards

The two high school friends of Billy Madison asking him if he's in loser denial

Zues in Thor love and thunder, telling Thor "so, chill babycakes."

Movie poster for Donnie Darko

A small quarter inch shell upside down opening on bottom and the round part on top as to mak it appear to have a tiny mouth but kind of looks like a little butt lol. It has little rimmed glasses and little beady eyes added to it with a weaved red straw hat on its head and a long tail sticking out its back. A little shell grandma

Nine inch nails in concert 2026

A close up of one of those small valentine chalky tasting heart candy things that says GOAT, but looks like GORT to me. Memed, my name is also GORT, underneath the soft orange colored heart candy in yellow

Video of my showing my chicken and rice and cornbread in the oven in a square pan. Music is a soup mixtape from the Soup God

Screenshot from an email from UPS saying I owe $32.30 from trumps tarrif. Bought an album from PC music is England and gave to pay daddy trumps ballroom fee

Screenshot of Merriam Webster dictionary page game where you take a picnof the random loop of words for your word of 2026. I got bed rotting

A blow up doll with no facial features with a weird dunce cap of sorts and elf ears against a background of clouds and the sky

Neggy gemmy sitting on a table looking very 70s scene. She has curlers in her hair and is holding an old Lan line sky blue telephone receiver while looking back over her shoulder

Very hard to describe, evil looking painting portrait with fuzzy colors. Red hair and white face with blue eyes and pink blotted on the cheeks amd shoulders. The mouth is very teeth and red fuzzy smears as lips. The teeth appear a little bloody

A woman laying down on a silvery tarp, encased in black latex with a worm/tentacle going across underneath her. She is cradling a glowing pink white orb closely while looking asleep/relaxed facing upwards while laying on her side

Two fruitcakes side by side horizontally, on a wired cooling tray

Epstien painting title "parsing bill" depicting Bill Clinton sitting longways on a chair with his legs crossed hanging over the arm. Wearing red high heels and a blue dress. Pointing foward towards the viewer

Dr evil saying to his son Scott, "you just don't get it, do you?"

Picture of the leaning of voters by county in Virginia in the 2025 elections. Every county was majority Democrat leaning

Terry from reno 911 siting on the ground crying saying, "I was murdered"

Terry and his dad from the reno 911 movie after his dad gets off the plane. Terry is very happy and holding his ukulele posing for the camera while his dad looks ahead with a slight grin while wearing a huge fur coat. The meme reads; happy fucking flag day, the greatest holiday in the world

Terry from reno 911 crying on the ground saying "I was murdered." While being comforted by Lt. Dangle and the other white cast memeber that was new and only in like 2 seasons if that

Scene from the big lebowski, Donny asking, "are these the nazis walter?"
John Goodman deadpan responds, "no Donny, these men are nihilist."

Screenshot from 2012 of north Korea reports about them punishing people for not mourning hard enough about Kim Jong II death

A bunch of red stock ticker blocks with a picture of JD Vance with his ballooned head asking Zelensky "have you said thank you once?"

The inside flip up part of a pack of Wrigley's spearmint extra gum. Around the edges are hand drawn images of different people. In the middle are the words, " 15 sticks of gum, 15 opportunities to connect". But the word gums ink is missing a bit and it reads, "15 sticks of cum"

Cherdleys fuck boy character leaning behind a telephone pole saying "hypothetically"

The asian convenience store owner saying "i feel sorry for your mother" in Menace II society

A close up of a disc jockeys mouth as hes speaking into the microphone saying, tonight at the pit... everyone gets laid. It then cuts to people rushing out of a dorm at night

A plank of old wood sitting on freshly cut grass, on top in four spots is harvari cheese and pastrami and salami and turkey breast lunch meat leftover from my lunch sandwich

David bowie as agent Phillip Jeffries in Fire Walk With Me saying, "it was a dream, we live inside a dream."

Gert B. Frobe (Christopher Walken) telling Joe Dirt, "the past is past the future is now"

Keefe from the righteous gemstones looking concerned and a little angry side eye with a really sweet cyberpunk looking jacket that would make elon jealous

Two cardboard signs spray painted black on a garage floor with a can of white paint a a sponge brush. One is painted and reads, "impeach, convict, remove" a shadow of an old ass "full house" dining room chair is across the top left of the photo

Terry from reno 911 siting on the ground crying to LT. Dangle saying "I was murdered"

Black and white photo of Yul Brynner as ramses in the 10 commandments

Black and White photo of Yul Brynner as Ramses in the 10 commandments

Wood from a tree struck by lightning, clean cut like a knife wow

The scene in borat at the rodeo where the old guy tells him to shave his facial hair to "look like an Italian or something"

Gecko bros hyperflash color changing shirt (blue to white) gecko Hawaii fleece shorts with hand splattered red white and blue splatter (the white glows in the dark) mishka x Das racist hat that says RELAX. Shoes are reeboks from 2008 with crushed blue velvet interior

Fiona Apple saying "this world is bullshit" at the MTV Video Music Awards

Luigi from Mario Brothers thinking and pondering

Highest hand: 45,684
Most played hand: pair 42x
Cards played: 253
Cards discarded: 20
Cards purchased: 40
Rerolls: 6
Seed: 1NZELATT

Bar advertising sign built on thick wood with two wheels on the signs base, kinda guillotine shape? With a chalkboard I think as the main signage. It reads, Tonight. George Clanton (in neon green) and Neggy Gemmy (in neon pink) glowing under a blacklight. It's written in a 90s jagged tag line style

George clanton performs in Austin at the mohawk, the song is "you lost me there" from the album Slide

A pic of three Cadbury eggs. One in wrapper on the right, the left one is out of wrapper, the middle one is cracked open and the filling is dripping out against a backdrop of a slanted rainbow gradient. It reads, "it's almost time to eat Cum Egg"

A plate of jasmine rice with sheets of seaweed on top, fried tofu and veggies of celery, broccoli and carrots. The sauce is Saigon Sauce, an Americanized Vietnamese inspired sauce

Amyl and The Sniffers playing at Stubbs stirring the crowd into a frenzy

Me in taka original ethernet sweater it's Grey with a fax machine on fire in the center, taka spelled out above it in pink, one sleeve is green and blue checkerboard pattern. Mishka skull all over print in Grey magenta and seaphoam. Pants are old wide leg light blue, I've had them since early high school. Nike sb shoes, bone and black color with neon green and pink accents, neon green laces.

The Governor of Wisconsin Tony Evers

Fiona Apple saying "this world is bullshit" from the like 98 VMA's