bmada

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Nerdy, vegetarian Californian. Vibes-based hummus chef. FOT. He/him

Screenshot of Siri answer “55 years. Ted Leo was born September 11, 1970” illustrated (for some reason) with a promotional image for the show “Difficult People” with leads Julie Klausner and Billy Eichner taking a selfie at a funeral.
Babylon 5’s Captain John Sheridan says, “Never start a fight, but always finish it.”
iPhone screenshot of a photo of a whippet napping on the ground. Underneath that are “Siri Knowledge” results for “Indian rhinoceros” and “Black-tailed jackrabbit.” To be clear, the dog does not look anything like a rhino or jackrabbit.
California Highway Patrol vehicle at a parade in downtown San Francisco. It’s full, and the front passenger seat has someone in a fursuit pointing at the crowd.
Black-and-white sign with picture of pennies and text: Pennies are hard to find The U.S. Treasury has stopped making pennies. This means we may not have pennies to give you as change. If you're paying in cash, we may ask: • Do you have exact change? • Would you like to pay with debit or credit card instead? If you pay in cash, and we do not have enough pennies to give you exact change, we'll round your total down to the nearest 5 cents. • If your total ends in .01 to .04, we'll round down to .00. • If your total ends in .06 to .09, we'll round down to .05. Payments by card, check, or applied to customer accounts aren't affected by this change. Thank you for understanding. Airgas. an Air Liquide company
Wall-mounted menu with Filipino-Mexican fusion dishes (Sisig tacos, burritos, and nachos). Most offer choice of protein. In each case “tofu” is at least $1.25 cheaper than “chicken, pork, or tocino.”
Tesla Cybertruck with a Palestinian flag on its roof and a black-and-white keffiyeh pattern (including fringe) on sides and back. It’s parked in handicapped parking spot in front of building with metal letters “ARCHBISHOP RIORDAN HIGH SCHOOL.”
Karla Chubb plays her electric guitar with the neck pointing to the ceiling while smiling and sticking out her tongue. She’s under bright, greenish stage lighting. The guitar is blurry but her face is in focus.
Solidly-built, black and white, mixed-breed dog, with blue harness and bandana and a pink leash, lies on lush grass. His ears are in a relaxed posture, his amber eyes are looking directly into the camera, and his mouth is slightly open in a friendly smile.
Crowd of people in park. Mission Dolores in background. Visible: US flag and sign “RENEE GOOD. ICE BAD”
Weirdly low resolution black text on cream paper: “go out. Not now. Not Ever. For Charlie, (Scrawled, illegible signature consisting almost entirely of straight lines) Erika Kirk CEO and Chair”
Upper left corner of an envelope with large script font “Erika Kirk” as return address and start of mailing address “Mr. Adam”
9-sided room open on 2 sides, with 7 urinals on the walled sides. Floor is dark stone and walls above urinals are light blue tile.
Close up photo of subway platform with yellow textured strip and green sign with text in Japanese and English “降車エリア Area for getting off”
Modern corner restaurant in Japan with purple and orange lights on walls and illuminated menus and giant ice cream cone in front. On corner and on upstairs awnings: POUNDHOUSE OSAKA
Jermaine Clement and Bret McKenzie riding bicycles towards the camera. Both are wearing helmets. Bret’s is covered with black, curly hair.
Two buildings next to each other on a Japanese street. On left: neon “VAPE & CBD” in window above a storefront with sign “OASIS Coffee with Something”. On right, (sadly closed) food window with large sign below: “Only Fried Foods 🍜”
Simple wall art of two wild parrots in a low rider car with music notes trailing behind and lines of flags above.
Duolingo (Japanese) screenshot Translate this sentence 毎日SNSを九時間見ます。 I look at social media for nine hours every day
On an outdoor stage with downtown Austin in the background, a person in black jeans and t shirt (Andrew Cashen) has climbed the scaffolding, and throws down his guitar, which a person in a flashy dress (Sabrina Ellis) catches. An ASL interpreter, all in black, watches and then signs after the successful catch.
A dusk sky with gray, pink, and orange clouds over a dark hillside, street, and brutalist concrete transit station. A pale dot, the planet Venus, is barely visible near the upper left corner.
An 8-month-old brindle greyhound puppy sprawls out on a queen-size bed whose bedspread is white with blue, green, and grey spots. Her head rests propped up on multiple white pillows at the left edge of the photo.
Bill Hader, as Stefon, makes an awkward gesture with his many-ringed hands. He’s wearing a weirdly muted Ed Hardy-style long sleeved shirt. Behind him is a stylized world map where Mexico is east-northeast of the continental US.
Weather map of San Francisco from app “Mr. Chilly.” Most of the city is orange or red with temperatures in 70s and 80s. Outer Richmond and Ingleside stand out in cool green at 66°F.
A golden chalice with a miniature skull (with gems in its eye sockets) in the stem.
Kid in gray t-shirt, track pants, and sneakers kneels on the floor of an airport. Photo is over his shoulder with head cropped out for privacy. He has a large tablet in an even larger blue case with a huge handle. On the screen is the first level of the original game Doom.
A view behind a bar shows a mounted deer head covered in shiny metal at top. Below that, a chalkboard lists wines for sale. A smaller chalkboard hangs from that, with cursive tex: Try Bushido Sake/delicious!/$9.00. In the mirror behind it, you see the same handwritten text. Which means some wrote backwards in cursive!
Whole Foods app page Top: photo of bright red raspberries Middle: “Medium Haas Avocado: $1.59” Bottom: “Ingredients: Red Raspberries”
Still from the movie “Reservoir Dogs” of Steve Buscemi as Mr. Pink.
Screenshot from Rolling Stone with list of links: EDITOR’S PICKS • The 250 Greatest Guitarists of All Time • The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time • The 50 Worst Decisions in Movie History • Every Awful Thing Trump Has Promised to Do in a Second Term
Sunset with vibrant sky over urban landscape, silhouette of buildings, and a blimp in the sky.
AI- generated photograph of a young White male chef with a moustache, wearing glasses and a chunky watch, sitting in front of a bowl of artfully sculpted hummus.
Screenshot from New York Times weekly news quiz, with text as follows. Q: Which is true of "The Golden Bachelor," the latest "Bachelor" spinoff, which premiered on ABC this week? A1: The contestants are all 60 and older A2: The contestants are all golden retrievers A3: The contestants are all married A4: The contestants must be blonde A5: The contestants must have a net worth of at least $25 million
Two whippets cuddle on a couch. Brindle in foreground drapes his head off the edge, while fawn in background, wrapped in blankets, rests her chin on his back.