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national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️‍🌈 |📍nyc

zohran mamdani holding up green bananas, superimposed over the simpsons kitchen with the quote “i just think they’re neat.”
john redcorn on king of the hill saying “500 years of oppression, and somehow i find this the most irritating”
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lady gaga dressed as a biker virgin mary in the judas music video, clutching her neckline in betrayal
262 — Very Unhealthy | Air quality index is 262, which is worse than yesterday at about this time.
zohran mamdani on a bus, shrugging his shoulders and smiling
malory archer sitting on the ground, surrounded by empty whiskey bottles, yelling into a phone “mow those defenders down like it’s a bad day at the somme.” she had a mexican flag emoji on her stomach
the painting “washington crossing the delaware,” with george washington backlit like a god as everyone pushes the boat through the frozen river
new york times notification: “from opinion: on america’s 250th birthday, ross douthat reads the unifying speech he wishes the nation’s leaders had written”
a tube of super hot chili lemon crab-flavored pringles, with all of that in mandarin chinese text on the tube
Avery Jessup on 30 Rock saying “My closet has been on the cover of Organized Living. Twice.”
jenna maroney on 30 rock saying “gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that was your dream the whole time? have fun always carrying a light sweater”
a probably fraudulent north korean defector who went on joe rogan several years ago and said some unbelievable shit about the DPRK
“Mr. Freeze Hits Gotham: Mamdani wins two-year rent freeze on 1 million stabilized apartments as challenges threatened.” Image is Zohran Mamdani smiling among supporters with “freeze the rent” signs
"Some of the candidates that he has supported are individuals who do not understand the politics of New York City, the cultural differences from district to district, who have not been part of the history and the struggle of some of these districts, and are relatively new to the body politic," James told CNN.
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
a woman grimacing as she adds garlic powder to a glass of raw ingredients that are supposed to represent the contents of flaming hot cheetos
one hand holding two yellow adidas stan smith sneakers (size 13) by the heels
hugging my husband from behind, we both smile for the camera
walking through hell’s kitchen with a bunch of people amped about the new york knicks
video of a bar going crazy when the knicks won
drag queen trinity the tuck (out of drag) saying “i don’t know what the fuck she’s saying but gurl, i am living”
One police officer just now, to a group of fans in the street. "Guys, just go home please so I can go home."
spongebob ripping off his meat in anger
george w bush giving the mission accomplished speech in 2003
a bunch of background spectators with scrunched up and distorted faces
"He said this a lot: If anybody ever broke in here, I would rape them," she recalled, saying that he added that it would not be in "a sexual way, not in a gay way." "He was like, I would rape them to show them that I'm dominant," she said.
will smith facepalming with a lit cigarette and a dozen more cigarettes added to his mouth, hand, and ear
king of the hill screenshot of hank, bill, dale, and boomhauer stranded in the ocean, trying to climb back onto their boat (the “queeg”) but the ladder isn’t down
squidward saying “oh no, he’s hot!”
rick ross wearing a big ass chain and laughing with a tiny meat stick in his teeth
a bunch of people getting up from a table somewhat panicked and in a rush. one woman chugs a martini, a guy in a flotation vest grabs a book box, and a woman in pigtails gets a handgun from the kitchen
epic handshake meme with brazil 🇧🇷 and usa 🇺🇸 shaking over “ALTO/LOUD”
selfie in a pink suit jacket and blue button down covered in lucky cats and stuff, holding a turquoise drawstring purse with pink and orange flowers and sequins on it
old lady with a walker saying “i paid $100 to see lady gaga in 2011 and that was a lot of money then” with a younger woman saying “sure queer elder lets get you to bed”
a photo of the spicy famichiki from family mart in japan: a single, deep fried, boneless spicy chicken thigh, in a white and yellow-striped paper bag
lois griffin but it her arm with a cigarette in pleasure, in a car full of shoplifted goods
a golden hookah shaped like an RPG-7 launcher and rocket
rupaul in a black dress and big blonde wig on drag race, telling someone they’re up for elimination
a poster in a window for “tina fey & alec baldwin: two icons, one stage, no script” with headshots of fey and baldwin
a light blue box of premium saltine crackers, the name brand that sounds very generic
martin prince from the simpsons frowning with his hand balled in a fist
the guy in the washington post video’s legs in too big of pants that are blowing in the wind. the pants look poofed out at the side against his twig legs, like toothpicks in flaccid jodhpurs
scrolling past 9 instagram story prompts explicitly about and/or for mothers, and the 10th is “you with a boner 🍆”
drawing of a hand holding a spray bottle
gordon ramsay saying “delicious. finally, some good fucking bluesky reply”
But other ballmaxxers have no intention of slowing down-even after injuries. Marcus says he once got his scrotum stuck in the toilet after inflating it with two liters of saline. It tore the skin, which became a seeping blister. "It was a bit painful" he says. "I'm actually still recovering from that." But within a few weeks, the wound had healed, and Marcus was ploughing on. "I'm thinking a little bigger will be nice," he says. The plan is to add 30 cubic centimeters of Surgilube to his left ball sac and 20 to the right. "That should be 'perfect."
a basil turkey burger on a bun with dijonnaise, arugula, melted muenster cheese, a thick-ass slice of beefsteak tomato, and pickles. there are also slightly charred roasted carrots
a gay man working a clothing store telling liz lemon “david koch bitch so what” from the 30 rock episode “brooklyn without limits”
kid anakin skywalker podracing in the phantom menace, saying “now THIS is a bad take”
a bottle of walkerswood original jerk barbecue sauce
a neat rectangular purse with gilded details and what looks like brown leather. a tape measure is stretched out sort of diagonal to the purse but off center, and out past the end of the curled shoulder strap, so you can’t actually tell how big it is at all
an aluminum roasting pan with macaroni and a lot of shredded cheese. a wooden spoon is sticking out of it
robe selfie with a can of orange celsius and a large light fixture above my head
selfie of me with kinda messy hair and plain gray glasses, kinda smirking and holding a celsius energy drink (raspberry peach flavor). on my shirt is a cartoon bear winking
ice t on an old ass episode of law & order svu saying “don’t look at me, i just know stuff”
ice t playing detective fin tutuola on law & order: svu, holding a gun and about to shoot a perp
moe from the simpsons looking at a noose in the rafters saying “today, old friend”
moe from the simpsons, head in oven, “no funeral” on his back