Bobbi QELD 🫥

@bobbyqeld.bsky.social

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Bristolian communist rapper. They/them. Shoot & edit videos 🎥 Autistic af http://pavlovs-house.bandcamp.com http://youtube.com/@PauperProduction http://QELD.bandcamp.com

Yankee go home
Aubrey in a cage with a pink leg cast, the single most tragic photo I've ever taken
Aubrey in a box, Aubreyyy in a boooox 🎶
Aubrey laying down in the sunlight looking beautiful as hell
Perched up having a look out the window now
Aubrey the black and white cat pulling down the blinds, like someone in a movie, to spy on the neighbours
Marie le Conte's old banner when she was pretending to be leftwing that reads "this march is shit the future is shit all I want is revenge"
Mark Corrigan meme where he says "you're not a bad person but I'm afraid to say you are a moron"
Same same only this time I'm wearing a bright pink Bret Hitman Hart hat Bobbi's got their hat on, hip hip hip hooray Bobbi's got their hat on and they're coming out to play
Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons saying "the suspect is hatless - repeat, hatless" but suspect has been replaced with the name Bobbi The eagle eyed amongst you will notice the Instagram numbers in the top corner, yes I had to pull this from an old insta post cos I wasn't about to remake it
Mirror selfie. Got a white tanktop with patterns on, and matching purple shorts with purple sneaks
Old black panther party cartoon which depicts three identical pigs, one is labelled local police one is labelled national guard and the last is marines
Squat kitten standing on my shoulder to whisper in my ear
That woman with the Ann Widdecombe haircut who was in an old episode of Doctor Who as an alien secretly hiding as a human
Old tweet, me and my friends would've killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much
Jesse Owens winning gold at the 1936 Nazi Olympics, with some sieg heiling loser behind him. The sieg heiling loser is Trump, in this comparison
A diagram of the almighty Argentinosaurus
Ashton Gate, Bristol City stadium, from above. It's right there amongst the houses and tower blocks. And the park at the bottom is one of the nicest parks in Bristol tbh
Kitty on top of microwave that has an ACAB sticker on. There is a hammer and sickle on the wall nearby
Kitty sat on worktop. If you look closely you can see the words Anti Soc Dem written backwards in the mirror
Kitten on a chair in the squat with big eyes, she has NOTICED ME
Simpsons version of how boring football is, with three players passing it amongst themselves nonstop
Aubrey black and white cat in a box looking exhausted and done with the heat
Selfie, got my hair all nice and straight, wearing a paisley patterned tanktop and a red Obey cap and my sunnies
Sweaty selfie
Someone in the group chat saying, I've had the chorus of Antifa summer in my head all day Bobbi
White t-shirt, now a tanktop, with a silhouetted guillotine on the front
Peter Crouch, the only seven foot footballer I've ever seen, doing one of his funny scissor kicks
Bret Hart claims he woke up one morning and saw the truth: America stinks.
90s professional wrestler New Jack in ECW wearing a No Limit Soldiers shirt and carrying weapons. My goat
Rooney in 2006 stamping on Carvalho when England played Portugal
Man wearing green red and white Mexico trackie and it hangs so perfectly goddamn
Old tweet: send me your cranial measurements you old Yakubian ape I must study you for science
Haaland kicking the ball into a West Ham player's face and making a face like a Beano character
Selfie wearing a bkue leopard print Brazil away hoodie
Standing on infinity wall, bathed in yellow and white light. I'm wearing a white tanktop and that cap with the eyes that all the grime MCs love. Also: mean moustache
Photo of studio with white infinity wall
John Hurt in Alien around an open alien egg, watch the fuck out here comes the facehugger
Charts showing that Centrists are the most skeptical of democracy
HIM from the Powerpuff Girls, the villainous lobster devil
Imperialism the highest stage of capitalism by V.I. Lenin
Imperialism, the highest stage of capitalism by V.I. Lenin
Adult secretary bird, strutting its long legs like an actual supermodel. Got nice hair and eye make up now too
Map of the southwest that proves Hanham is NOWHERE NEAR Somerset, even Wales is closer to us.
Patrice Lumumba smiling possibly laughing
Triptych of Keir Starmer crossing the floor in parliament and having a little giggle with Nigel
Yanqui go home
Someone commented "Professor Elemental vibe" who I then searched and it's that irritating ironic poshboy rap stuff. Which has NOTHING in common with working class Bristolian and Welsh folk 😭 I replied "I was aiming for Tupac" cos it's a 90s west coast banger not some 2010 hipster-hop 😔
Yankee go home
That hilarious Economist tweet that read "Lenin died on this day 1924. He dismissed our newspaper as a journal which speaks for British millionaires". Still owning these cunts from beyond the grave/mausoleum
A wikihow drawing showing how a rugby player kicks a ball, but this is how I'm punting cunts
Terminator 2 where Arnie is giving a thumbs up while sacrificing himself for the good of humanity
Sarah Connor shooting
Sarah Connor in terminator 2 with an AK and a ciggy. This is how I see myself for some reason
Yanqui go home
They got money for wars but can't feed the poor - Tupac Shakur lyrics on a sign during a protest
The number of communists is ever increasing as the impossibility of any other solution becomes more and more evident - Kropotkin
Orange moon in a grey sky above pylons and trees
First reply, what exactly in this video makes you think of fascist ideology? The queer people, the Welsh speakers, the jazz instrumental, the hip-hop? You're an absolute goof who doesn't know what fascism is. This is what the Nazis would call degenerate art. You need to grow fuck up and get a fucking clue fucking loser Second reply, why are online fascists the biggest pussies on the internet? Ohhh this song offends me, go kys then
Some grubby fashboy on youtube commenting "Actually participating in Fascist ideology and behaviour while claiming to be against it. You guys are Muppets and sausages. But things like this are hysterical. You are all the comic relief. Thanks for the laughs. To which I replied, we're kicking a ball on Barry beach you perpetually offended child.