Bobby the Phish (BTP)

@bobbythephish.bsky.social

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#security, #privacy, protecting people, data, dogs(animals), coffee, democracy, sports, live music, and open water. Amateur mixologist and chef in my own home. DEFCON Goon #MizzouSwimming alumni

Weird huh 🤔
Ice cream maker and the finished product.
Taco 🌮
A golden retriever sleeps comfortably upside down in her crate.
A Pig putting lipstick on.
The cloud is about to score on a CISO in football/soccer.
A statement, “The Pope was chosen in 2 days. Your remote hire doesn’t need 5 rounds of interviews. I said what I said.”
Drink recipe: Jack Daniels Honey, Fresh Lemon juice, simple syrup, tajin rim
Tweet from Congresswoman MTG saying she is a product of an incest pregnancy
A bald eagle flies.
Leopard who over ate talking Alka Seltzer
A leopard who has eaten too many faces takes an Alma Seltzer tablet.
A picture of a bat singing Sweet Caroline and a moth singing ba ba ba.
A golden retriever giving the side eye.
The last person trying to get my social security data was trying to rob me.
A job add with a terrible hourly rate.
Terrible tv screen
Al Capone saying don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
This map shows all the VW vehicles being tracked by the company in violation of GDPR.
A sign saying “Being woke means you know the fires weren’t caused by DEI.”
Fire map of Los Angeles
A band member hitting a cow bell asking if an OS needs more PowerShell.
A golden retriever is sleeping curled up in a “puppy ball”.
Chicago Bear fans with bags over their faces.
A homemade pizza. 🍕
A man stands up at a town meeting to express his opinion and says, “Meetings should start on time.”
Holding?
Unicorn
Missouri 76 Kansas 67 Final score
Puppy with hearts for eyes.
Fresh baked almond biscotti.