Bob Heller

@bobheller.bsky.social

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I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing Kind of. shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba

The Bobscar, a statue with the body of an Oscar but the head of Bob Heller. This is an award given to shit posters for excellence in shit posting.
White shih poo laying on his side with his hind leg up, turns to the camera as if to say, “Oh hello.”
White shih poo has a change of attitude when a walk is mentioned, as if to say “giddy up.”
Shih poo sitting on a backyard deck with a shadow that looks like a bent wiener.
Ronald B. Heller, a white shih poo with tan ears sits on a chair at the table as if to say, “So how was your day?”
A closeup portrait of Bob Heller maniacally laughing, most likely at his own jokes. Often confused for a devil because of his constant severe sunburn and calcium deposits on his forehead, Bob Heller is just a man.
The Bobscar, a statue with the body of an Oscar but the head of Bob Heller. This is an award given to shit posters for excellence in shit posting.
Portrait of Ronald B. Heller, a little white shih poo, who seems to be saying, “Sup?” There are a few blankets strewn about in the background.
A little white Shih Poo looking at the camera with a slight head tilt.
Move poster for “sex, lies, and videotape,” where the bottom image is replaced by Tommy Chong
Shih poo in a red sweater standing in the stairs
A white shih poo with a green sweater, sitting on a chair, looking up at the camera
Closeup selfie of Bob Heller with classic Bob Heller closed-mouth maniacal laughter expression
Man with bleached hair and tweed jacket sitting alone in the aisle seat of a train.
The Bobscar (resembling the Oscar statue but with a Bob Heller head), an award given to shit posters for excellent skeets
A little white shih poo wearing a green sweater and looking adorable
Rosie the Riveter
Bob Heller (one horn, feelings hurt)
A classic scene from the original Clash of the Titans, where Perseus holds the severed head of Medusa, except instead of Harry Hamlin playing Perseus, it's a ham.
A promotional photo for BuffaloEggs.com featuring the url and an image of a delicious buffalo egg, topped with blue cheese crumbles and celery.
Bob Heller, thrilled with his contribution, is laughing maniacally through his grin
Trent Dilfer smiling on the sideline of a football game, wearing a suit and a broadcaster headset
The Oscar statue with a Bob Heller head. Bob Heller is grinning like he does when he sees a prize skeet
A clay clown with a referee jersey with his hands raised indicating that a thing is not hos fault.