The Colossus of Chodes

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serial baker, terminally oregonian, and fugitive from the gender police. 30-ish; whatever pronouns

typos kept for posterity 1) "we literally live on giants that used to be" 2) "rupis nigra is why tour compass always points north its a rock in the north pole"
13 streusel-topped muffins still in their muffin tins. the tins are on cooling racks.
a youtube short title: "BREAKING! Passenger SUCKED Out Airplane WINDOW?!"
a painting of grey tabby cat. the background is a stained glass style mosaic of sunset colors that have the cat flanked by "stained glass" sweet peas.
auto-generated response suggestions. from left to right: "😟" "okay," "thanks," and "yes"
a poorly drawn comic about how my mental disabilities make it hard for me to make comics, but here I am anyway. I'm going to pretend I never posted it and you're going to pretend you never encountered it.
a painting of a black and gold husky/shiba inu mix on a purple background
the same buddhist monk wojak. I'm very fond of it, despite, y'know, everything to do with wojaks.
the wojak that's a buddhist monk meditating
A cake covered in fluffy white merengue frosting
a sad ant with a bindle
a digital painting of a fiery-shouldered conure, viewed from the side
the selected area of the last (hopefully) layer I'm working on for this painting. it looks more like a cat thanks to the addition of ears since last time.
a blonde cathar jedi with cheetah-like markings
a polymer or ceramic bactrian camel made to look as though it's made of out of broccoli
a clear glass cat that's very long and has an opaque pink core
my gf: god. do you want to join me in bitching about something completely unrelated me: yes always
a bar graph showing the pollen count today and the next four days. today's count is very high, but the next four days are predicted to be very very low - even nonexistent
the selected area of the last (hopefully) layer I'm working on for this painting. it's otherwise a grey canvas with glare from my ceiling light because I can't reap the rewards of showing people my work until it's done.
LeechBlock menu showing that I'm about to block my own access to social media
the 5-day pollen predicts more agony and being trapped inside for me
a visual of the pollen count for portland, oregon, indicating that the pollen count is very high and consists mostly of tree pollen
official art of the magical starsign crew, including both protagonists, riding tiny rockets in pairs
A Boeing E-7 Wedgetail, which is a normal and good 737 that has been given an awful grey paint job and a huge radar that sticks out of the top. The ugly radar looks like a disk drive that's stuck sticking halfway out.
A weeping cherry tree in full bloom with pink blossoms
killa da frawg, a legally distinct frog puppet, laments his inability to count more than four combustion engines. he screams "I can't count no more!" to a universe indifferent to his struggle. Hellmo, a legally distinct purple monster puppet with a short beard, is there with him.
a budgerigar looks at themself in a mirror
bluesky's "no reposts yet" message
an extremely blurry view from the V1 camera stationed in the Kilauea caldera. I can't be certain as to whether the camera is currently tilted down to the rocks to protect the lens, or out towards the crater to continue gathering data.
All three images: various angles of polypore mushrooms on an old tree stump. They have vibrant bands or orange, blue, brown, and green.
we taught this chimpanzee to understand median voter's politics and he hanged himself
a plate with two spam musubis on it
a closeup screenshot of an in-progress section of a cat painting
lotus the g-shep mix with MS paint devil horns now has a matching pitchfork and devil tail
lotus the german shepherd mix with MS paint devil horns
a painting of half of a cat's grey foreleg
a video of a young woman doing some sort of face swap filter with her calico kitten. she has a cute cartoon cat nose and whiskers, and the cat has horrifying cutout human eyes and a cutout mouth, but no nose. the weird "WOW"s throughout are the kitten's mewls put through an audio filter that comes with the "face swap."
a lava plume in the Kilauea caldera, bright red lava and dark basalt in stark contrast to the bright clouds and blue sky
fudge that has set, but looks wet at the edges
a platter of fudge just starting to set
a skillet full of fudge being melted back down
Maslow's hierarchy of needs, which has "window open year-round" at the top, but you knew that, of course. You're very smart.
an air stagnation advisory from saturday to tuesday
a screenshot from wikipedia page on geologic dikes. the main takeaway is that a dike is when a sheet of rock is formed vertically in horizontal layers of rock, and that it looks kind of like the rock is fucking the other rock. also, dike can be spelled with a y in the context of geology.
the same platter of fudge, sliced into squares. well...they're kind of squares, anyway.
fudge in a pan
a cast iron skillet full of fudge
a map of the united states, color-coded by my willingness to live there. my hard no's are Arkansas, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, New Hampshire, Ohio, and Oklahoma. I'd live in Oregon (home), Washington, or Alaska for sure, and most everywhere else I'd be willing to try. Largely I'm not interested in landlocked states or really hot states, with exceptions for the rocky mountains, and places in the south I've hear good things about.
"Brock Purdy's remarkable scramble ends in TD as 49ers extend win steak to six"
the ESPN matchup predictor shows that the Georgia Tech Hornets are the underdogs in their match against BYU
a plate of chocolate fudge cut into square-ish and rectangular pieces
a crappy drawing of a person who looks like they're going to have a panic attack
a crappy drawing of a person with their face in their hands
a crappy drawing of a troubled person with both of their hands weirdly positioned over their mouth