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Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance. Collective punishment, even. What I’m trying to say is that I have a lot of opunions. Banner designed by @moxiest.art Avatar drawn by @heyheymomo

A YouTube video thumbnail from the channel “Book Chair Studio”. It’s titled “Warped Paperback Spine? Here's the Fix!” and the image shows a paperback spine before and after the warp is straightened.
A hand gripping meme, focused around the phrase “fix your heart or die”; it features David Lynch, Cardiologist and Link (of Legend of Zelda), gripping hands in agreement. There’s also a 3 heart container in the top left, with a quarter heart’s health remaining (one twelve health overall).
A tweet by the user “jonk. / @ThefirstJonk from 19/02/2025 saying “Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?”
A Dark Soul style “You Died” red on black image with the text: “JUST ONE MORE THING - You see, geez, well my wife, she's how do I say this lightly, sir? Besmitten when she sees you on screen. Truly impressed by your acting skills. Says you could fool even your own mother. Myself, sir? I'm just a humble guy. Now where was I, oh yes”
The alt text accompanying a hellishly ugly (now deleted) AI Ernest image: A colorful parody movie poster styled like a classic Ernest comedy film. A goofy, wide-eyed handyman in a denim vest and tan cap leans toward the camera, pointing directly at the viewer with an exaggerated open-mouthed grin. Large bold lettering reads, "Ernest Takes Over Bluesky," with the tagline above: "He's not plugged in. He's TAKING OVER." Behind him, a modern office building displays a Bluesky logo while a crowd of shocked onlookers holds signs, including one that says, "WHAT IS THIS?!" On the left, a sign with a Bluesky logo reads, "New Management!" The bottom of the poster features faux movie credits and the phrase, "Coming Soon to a Bluesky Near You!" The overall tone is bright, playful, and intentionally over-the-top, parodying the style of 1990s comedy movie posters.
A screenshot that says “The home hub has stopped responding”.
A screenshot of a post, asking for it to be quoted with a song they have on repeat. It's also shows "quote posts disabled" when attempting to do so.
A truncated screenshot of Die Spitz’s The Revenge of Evangeline EP. It’s released via “poop butt records”.
A bottle of mystery colour Heinz EZ SQUIRT.
An edited Zelda logo; instead of saying "The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask", it now says "The Legend of Zelda Majora's Masking".
A modified Heathcliff image; it originally had Heathcliff being detected by a machine titled "HIM DETECTOR", but they have now been replaced by the character HIM from The Powerpuff Girls.
A Gromit (of Wallace and Gromit fame [he’s a dog character]) brought to life as a big statue. This variant is covered in disco ball pieces, and on the body the disco ball pieces are multi-coloured in a diamond shape pattern to imitate a jumper design. He’s named “Bobby Dazzler”.
A screenshot of the Ninja Luxe Cafe (an espresso coffee machine) subreddit. The title of the topic is “My milk wand stopped working”.
A SpongeBob SquarePants screenshot; it features a cockroach eating a tiny Krabby Patty on a little nautical themed table as it sits upon a miniscule barrel.
A movie poster for the film LIT; it has various headshots of actors (Anthony "Tony" James, Boma Akpore, and Chan Briggs).
A modified “NANCY” comic. It has Nancy asking Sluggo about his job at the fishing supplies shack, and if it pays well. It usually ends with him holding a bucket of worms saying “They pay me in woims”, and Nancy looks shocked. Now it says “They pay me in Woimgirls”, holding a bucket full of worms and Worm Girls’ avatar.
An imitation GameBoy boot screen. It says “Linguo dead” followed by “Linguo *is* dead”.
Marge Simpson holding the ChatGPT logo with the text saying “I just think they’re neatural”.
A blank Discord server titled “Siavash Amini's Patreon Community”.
muppet noun British English informal, derogatory an incompetent or foolish person.
A text message that says: “I’ve got some very sad news 💔 Monkey passed away last night. 🥹😥“
A modified Lord of the Rings image. It now involves a cat wearing Gandalf’s hat and beard, grasping at the edge of a chasm with the text “Fly, you fools!” underneath.
A screenshot of information about the Pokémon move “Lick”: Type: Ghost Category: Physical PP: 30 (Max 48) Power: 30 Accuracy: 100% • Makes contact • Affected by Protect • Not affected by Magic Coat • Not affected by Snatch
An Eddache YouTube video thumbnail, titled “The Vicar Who Made Thomas The Tank Engine Was…Strange”. It features a vicar holding a red bordered book titled “Thomas Goes To HELL” in an almost spreading style very reminiscent of an old internet shock image of a gentlemen holding his anus open.
Silver alien goo toy thing in an egg being held by a hand.
A Bluesky error message saying “There was an issue fetching posts. Tap here to try again.”
A photograph of a slipper lobster; it is much flatter in shape to a standard lobster and doesn’t have pincers; it technically isn’t a lobster and instead a “achelate crustacean”.
Two consecutive emails; one from Polydor Label Group and the other from the Mega64 Online Store. The first email subject is “you seem pretty sad” and the second says “I’m sad.”.
A trimmed scene from Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series. It features Téa Gardner behind Yugi Mutou speaking in a deep robotic voice usually saying “back off bitch, he’s mine” but trimmed to three words “back off bitch” to meet the below article’s criteria.
An upside down photo a black t-shirt with silver foiled graphics showing a black Sword with the text "Epée du cul" (ass sword) around it. At the bottom there's a three panel comic showing a warrior pulling a sword out of his ass.
A screenshot of the Simpsons where two very similar looking blue haired characters are looking at each other, with the biggest different that the one on the right has blue eyebrows and red eyeglasses. Shortly after this frame they will discover they’re both named Milhouse and will embrace each other in an emotional hug, as if two people from alternative dimensions are uniting for the first time.
A modified image of Lieutenant Columbo. He is now wearing a Green Power Ranger helmet (a dinosaur themed design with a big visor area, just showing his eyes) and super imposed is the text “JUST ONE MORPHIN” in a Power Rangers font instead of his normal catchphrase of “JUST ONE MORE THING”.
Classic internet meme. It’s a modified advert imploring you to have a “free PC check”, with a curly haired woman with a potentially quizzical expression, now with the text next to them saying “Centipedes? In my vagina?” [It’s more likely than you think] when originally it would’ve said “Pornography? On my computer?” [It’s more likely than you think].
An anti-meme. It features a cow looking ahead at what appears to be a path that looks to be two separate routes, due to a barrier in the centre. At the end it’s meant to lead to a dark area, but I’ve subverted expectations and pointed out that the dark area, as drawn, is simply a scalene triangle (all of its angles are of different sizes).
A screenshot of an Alexander Kustov skeet, quoting another one of his skeets: “This post was entirely generated and posted on Substack by agentic Al using my new Claude Code (Opus 4.6) workflow. Make of that what you will.” The quoted skeet: “Sorry, Bluesky, but I have to say it: Al can already do social science research better than most professors with PhDs. And, for the first time in my life, I really have no idea what happens in five years. Things are changing already, we just need to wake up. Academics Need to Wake Up on Al Ten theses for folks who haven't noticed the ground shifting under their feet (it then links to his Substack)”.
A screenshot of “Wagyu Wellington burger” from the Burger King app. It’s described as follows: “Deliciously seasoned 100% British flame-grilled Wagyu beef topped with caramelised onions, crispy onions, peppery rocket, crispy bacon and a rich and creamy porcini mushroom sauce, served in a soft brioche bun.”
A classic Final Fantasy black mage (black visage, glowing white eyes, giant yellow hat, robe, gloves and boots) with giant breasts (owned by conventionally attractive female black mage Lulu from Final Fantasy X) hastily pasted on top.
A box of medical tape with the brand name Mepore.
An edited Simpsons meme. It feature an elderly, bald, large spectacled character Hans Moleman with the text “I WAS SAYING BOO-ERS” in front of him.
A screenshot of an Apple Music playlist titled “Rush Hour”, featuring 4 songs from the Canadian rock band Rush, adding up to an hour in length: 2112: Overture / The Temples Of Syrinx / Discovery / Presentation / Oracle / Soliloquy / Grand Finale The Fountain of Lamneth Cygnus X-1 Book II: Hemispheres BU2B2
A screenshot of a YouTube video titled “Sub 10: The Most Brutal Grind in Wii Sports Resort Golf” by LunaticJ (https://bsky.app/profile/lunaticj.bsky.social). It shows a speed run in progress of the game Wii Sports Resort Golf by a player named Sir_Tyler and with the words “Rough Squirt” front and centre on the video.
A modified meme. It usually consists of someone laying on the ground with the text “we still speak about you”, with the image focussing on something buried underground. In this instance they’re still laying on the ground (because smol) and next to them is shelving with question marks on the top shelves. The text “we still wonder what was put inside you”. The character’s face has been replaced by Keezy Young’s avatar.
Poochie from The Simpson: a dog with humanoid proportions, holding a pink surfboard, wearing a pink backwards cap, a black leather jacket, sunglasses, bum bag, ripped shorts and trainers.
A McDonald’s McGriddles breakfast sandwich promo image, showing off a sausage option, sausage, egg & cheese option and a bacon, egg & egg option. The text reads “ingenious” and “Two griddle cakes with the taste of maple syrup baked right in!”.
An image of Agent 49 (a bald, Caucasian assassin) from Hitman wearing a clown outfit (red wig, red rose, white facepaint, orange shirts white gloves, white suspenders and black trousers).
A hilariously yassified zombie image from Resident Evil Requiem.
A modified Scrabble board photograph, showing a currently unoccupied board with the player having a row of “E E E E E E E” letters to play on their turn. They are worth one point each.
An edited image of Indiana Jones (fedora and suit wearing archeological action hero played by Harrison Ford). He had the text underneath him saying “Nazis. I hate these guys.” It’s been modified to say “Almonds. I ate these guys.”. He also had an almond edited into his mouth.
An edited screenshot of the Seuss “Seussville” website, listing 8 character names (Family from Hop on Pop, Family from Who-ville, Fish (a pink fish in a bowl), Flummox (looks like a camel/snake hybrid), Foona-Lagoona Baboona (a mouse looking creature eating hot pebbles that fall off the moon), Foot Guy (usually a furry orange grinch-ish looking creature), Fox in Socks (an orange fox wearing socks) and Friends of Van Vleck’s (vaguely bear/rabbit looking large yellow creatures) with the described 6 of them visible in bubbles. The Foot Guy image has been humorously replaced with a photo of writer/director Quentin Tarantino.
A screenshot of a tub of Cadbury creme egg “flavour” ice cream. It contains fondant sauce and milk chocolate pieces.
A modified two panel Lord of the Rings image. A German-Wirehaired-Pointer is in the Witch King’s spiky armour saying “You fool. No man can kill me.” with a helmeted character looking at them. The second part of the image shows the helmet being removed, revealing Kristi Noem’s face with her saying “I am noem”.
An edited screenshot of The Weeknd’s Dawn FM album purchase page on iTunes. It shows the song Gasoline’s price is £136.99 compared to the other tracks’ individual 99p cost.
A bottle Mogen David Kiwi-Lemon flavoured fortified wine.
A cropped screenshot of my recent Bandcamp purchases. Showing War Child’s HELP(2) charity compilation album, Fugazi’s Steve Albini recorded and mixed tracks in aid of Letters Charity and Left At London’s compilation album “Assigned Compilation At Birth”.
An edited Action Committee for Transit skeet. It now reads “The only acceptable number of cars is zero.”