Old Cunty Buffet 🍽️

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Out-of-practice illustrator and painter. Wish I was still in bed; unless I'm already in bed. Then I'm good.

Line of miniature weathered T-walls and assortment of jersey barriers
A set of miniature T-walls and jersey barriers riddled with bullet holes. A toy Volkswagen Golf equipped with a hood mounted machine gun and roof-mounted rocket launcher sits in front of the scale barriers.
A set of 10 miniature gray T-walls standing in front of a silicone mold.
A messy work table of mixing cups, jars of two-part silicone compound, used nitrile gloves, and a geometric box made of foam board filled with curing silicone.
Two silicone molds filled with wet plaster.
History section of Wikipedia page on Phosporous Phosphorus was the first element to be "discovered", in the sense that it was not known since ancient times. The discovery is credited to the Hamburg alchemist Hennig Brand in 1669, who was attempting to create the fabled philosopher's stone. To this end, he experimented with urine, which contains considerable quantities of dissolved phosphates from normal metabolism. By letting the urine rot (a step later discovered to be unnecessary), boiling it down to a paste, then distilling it at a high temperature and leading the resulting vapours through water, he obtained a white, waxy substance that glowed in the dark and burned brilliantly. He named it in Latin: phosphorus mirabilis, lit. 'miraculous bearer of light'. The word phosphorus itself (Ancient Greek: Φωσφόρος, romanized: Phōsphoros, lit. 'light-bearer') originates from Greek mythology, where it references the god of the morning star, also known as the planet Venus.
Screenshot of a TikTok reel of a man sitting in a clinic with a black device mounted on an arm pressed to his head The overlaid caption says “Zapping my brain so happiness doesn’t feel like something I have to earn”
An angry Homer Simpson tucked into bed.
Chief Wiggum strutting towards you wearing a pair of Meta Glasses
Cover of the book The Art of John Harris, Volume II The book cover is an oil painting by John Harris of an enormous space ship hovering between two buildings connected by suspended platforms.
Man in yellow safety shirt pouring two gallon jugs of hydrogen peroxide into the Washington DC reflecting pool.
Oil painting by Alex Schaefer depicting a Bank of America branch engulfed in yellow flames using heavy impasto texturing. The painting is plainly titled "Bank of America in Flames."
Photo of a Thai restaurant menu item that says the following: The Bucket | $15 Inspire from Thai street mixed drink. soju, corona, sweet & sour mixed, mint. Topping may change with flavor. Pick your flavor: Strawberry or Yogurt Accompanying the menu item is a picture of the drink. It’s a clear tub with a handle filled with a red beverage, garnished with mint, strawberry slices, and an empty bottle of Corona Extra stuck upside down into the bucket.
Screenshot of the 1998 Pizza Hut Commercial featuring Mikhail Gorbachev of a russian man with the subtitle "Because of him, we have politica instability!"
text of the Nixon Tapes transcript saying “NIXON: (muttering) Jesus Christ.”
Windows OneDrive popup notification displaying the message “Look back at your memories” with an embedded image of a large busty woman at a kitchen sink wearing a Marge Simpson costume and looking at the camera.
Screenshot of an email sent from OneDrive with the subject “Your memories from this day” Content of the email displays “June 09” and two pictures embedded: first is a computer generated image of a bottle of bleach being poured into a clear funnel stuck in a butt, second is a large busty woman standing at a kitchen sink wearing a Marge Simpson costume and looking at the camera.
Product display image of DRAIN WEASEL HAIR CLOG KIT, a plastic tool for unclogging drains.
Photo of a Kindle displaying the title page “Roadside Picnic.”
A hand holding an iPod Nano (6th gen). The screen displays the album cover of High on the Hog by MULTIPLE MAN.
Nancy pondering WOIMS
A Smart Car cosplaying as a Ghostbusters ECTO-1
Screenshot of digital calipers on Amazon, priced $6.99 and a “Last Purchased” date of Dec 2, 2025
A skeleton clinging to a chain link fence being blasted by nuclear hellfire.
A low quality, heavily artifacted jpg of a bug-eyed smiley staring at a computer monitor
A photo of four glass mugs adorned with images of Garfield the Cat. Overlaid on the photo is a caption in Comic Sans font saying "I'm here for a good Monday... not a long Monday"
Wrist wearing a Casio 3503 watch
Cartoon of wheelchair-bound Texas Governor Greg Abbot, looking up tearfully while holding a vigil candle in one hand and the Texas state flag in the other. Text on his chest reads "NON-WALKER, TEXAS GOVERNOR."
Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave's Darmine Doggy Door sketch with the subtitle "That thing came in here when I was on the couch."
A miniature plaster jersey barrier being painted
Rows and stacks of weathered miniature jesey barriers on a white tabletop
Odo being shot with a phaser and exploding.
Duke Nukem
3d model of a jersey barrier in the SketchUp app
The blue mold, empty but still dirty with flecks of plaster, sitting on a serving tray along with a plaster-stained stir stick, plastic strips, and twenty decent-looking miniature jersey barriers made of plaster.
A set of 10 1:64-scale jersey barriers freshly 3d printed in resin and still attached to the build plate
A pilot wearing mirrored aviator sunglasses. The camera zooms into his grinning face as we see napalm explosions reflected in his glasses.
Screenshot of The Simpsons. Ms. Krabappel stands at the front of the class with a bored expression, pointing at an Oscar Mayer branded Periodic Table of Elements. In the foreground, a child's hand is raised.
Elon musk tweet dating 10/14/2018 replying with just the word “NERV.”
Screenshot of Patrick Bateman from the film American Psycho with the edited subtitle "I have to return some citibikes."
Author James Joyce with a speach bubble
What appears to be an ultra-compact pistol in the hands of a kid, finger on the trigger.
Satellite Orbital Laser (SOL) from the film Akira firing from space.
Martin Prince from The Simpsons sitting in a school bus. He smiles as he looks down at the white t-shirt he's wearing. His shirt says "WANG COMPUTERS."
Screenshot of the film Porco Rosso Two men are sitting in a dark movie theater. The man on the left is wearing a blue military uniform. The man on the right, a pig man with a mustache, is wearing a trench coat, hat, and sunglasses. The pig man is speaking, his subtitles say, “I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
Homer Simpson, looking upwards with his arms outstretched, crying, "Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me?!"
Ultimate Tinned Fish Gift Pack by Fishwife
Mitt Romney having a perfect dinner with Donald Trump
Sonic the Hedgehog from the cover of Sonic Adventure
a gloved hand guiding an endless chain of full hot dog casings exiting machinery
tweet from idiot crank Naomi Wolf saying "No! No!!"
Screenshot of Twitch Recap of 2025
22 October, 2021 Tweet from @HeyChelseaTroy that reads: “I have, four times now, witnessed a group of software and machine learning whizzes gather in a room (or Zoom) to brainstorm the reinvention of transport for eco-friendliness and human convenience. All four times the brainstorm “invented” buses. To the letter. All for times.
Superintendent Chalmers asking “May I see it?”
“The More You Know” shooting star graphic
Jonathan Frakes hosting Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction