William ๐Ÿ› 

@boithorn.bsky.social

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Chief Joy Officer at Phillip Morris ๐Ÿ“ Minneapolis

Blue four shelf bookshelf stuffed with books. There are simply too many books on it.
A picture of a older man trying to look like a young adult. It is captioned "A 36-year-old who looks 17"
Recent activity on Letterboxd: Drunken Master (4 stars) The One (3 stars) Dark Water (4.5 stars) The Medium (3 stars)
Black t-shirt that says "EVERYONE WATCHES QINWEN." in silver text
It's peam gif
Nikola Jokic shooting a half court shot
Screenshot from a restaurant's website, featuring a cartoon mouth sticking its tongue out in satisfaction. The text reads: "WELCOME TO BUSSIN BIRRIA TACOS, THE ULTIMATE DESTINATION FOR TACO ENTHUSIASTS SEEKING A FLAVOR-PACKED FIESTA!"
James Harden and Jarrett Allen blocking Paul Reed while he attempts to shoot a basketball
Post it note on a laptop: "I don't know why I am stuck, but it is not permanent. I am doing what I can to move on. In the meantime, I have to live my life."
A wasp sitting on a small nest in a windowsill
Pic of the Timberwolves game from the nosebleeds
Me flipping off Jayson Tatum on the tv screen
Screenshot from X The Everything App "Trending in United States: Totenkopf"
"What they're saying: Frey did not confirm or deny that he's pushing that location to team leaders, but told Axios: 'You are right โ€” I really like the site. ... I see the ability to literally march down Nicollet Mall to games and concerts and have a full pedestrian experience.'"
Nothing Ever Happens guy saying "If you would please consult the graphs"
Three copies of the card "Overwhelming Pressure" from the Gundam Card Game. The card art is Sinanju and Unicorn Gundam holding hands
Picture of an Instax Mini Evo alongside an instant photo selfie
Sonya, a torbie cat, laying on top of a bookshelf and looking out of the window.
Lyric card for "Trauma Mic" by Armand Hammer with a picture of Marc Andressen's egg shaped head. The lyric reads "Never wore a fitted in my life, big head bustin' out the seams"
Lyric card for "The Layover" by billy woods with a picture of Marc Andressen's egg shaped head. The lyric reads "Big jar when you donate my brain"
Screenshot of my recent activity on Letterboxd: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, rated 1.5 stars The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, rated 2.5 stars Caught by the Tides, rated 4.5 stars From Hell, rated 2 stars
A page of 9 trading cards for the Gundam Card Game
Sonya the cat next to a sleeve from the Gundam Card Game depicting Haro's face
Sonya the cat, cuddled under the covers for warmth
Picture of my face. There is a small scratch below my left eye.
Single cover for Future's "$H!T"
Picture of a tote bag from Perpetual Books and a copy of Franz Kafka's diaries
Person at the Snooper concert wearing a paper mache bug costume
Screencap of a message that says "'Papillon had hoes' no he didn't, that's not true"
Tiger with a shocked expression. It is captioned "He realized he not built for this ๐Ÿ’€"
Lyric card featuring Cam'ron that says "This shit'll disgust ya". (From "Ground Zero" by The Diplomats)
A graphic that says "What is DATING NATO?"
Selfie of myself. I am wearing a green shirt and a hat with the Big Ten logo on it.
Screenshot of tweet by Pitchfork. It says "Neil Young on the sci-fi novel he's working on: 'It's a fuckin' mess.'" A link to the article features a picture of Neil Young performing.
Screenshot of a tweet that says: "Nebraska QB Dylan Raiola in Week 2: ๐ŸŒฝ 24/31 ๐ŸŒฝ 364 YDS ๐ŸŒฝ 4 TDS ๐ŸŒฝ 0 INTS"
People lined up underneath an arch that says "MINNESOTA FRUITS"
The mobile suit portion of the HG "Gundam Perfect Strike Freedom Rouge" gunpla. It has a pale pink, pink, and red color scheme.
Rectangular hole cut in the ceiling, blocked by a piece of wood. You can just barely make out ductwork and pipes in the darkness.
Screenshot of a man holding his chin and posing seductively on an instagram story. It is captioned "Who want me? ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข". On the bottom is poll results indicating 100% of people voted "NO."
Yard sign with the text "NO KINGS IN AMERICA!" over an American flag
Gray and orange torbie cat sitting in a milk crate and staring directly at the camera
Youtube thumbnail with a black and white picture of Jennifer Hudson, Joe Biden, and will.i.am. The thumbnail is for a music video "The Love" by Black Eyed Peas and Jennifer Hudson
Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas staring directly at the camera. The interface of a HP TouchSmart computer is overlaid. From the "Boom Boom Pow" music video
Two unit cards from the Gundam Card Game: GOOhN and Buster Gundam
The cast of Family Guy staring forward with no expression. The caption says "Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing"
Mads Mikkelsen from Death Stranding staring directly at the screen. He is wear wire-rimmed glasses that are down at his nose.
Side by side picture of the Armored Core VI Orbiter and Orbiter Nightfall gunpla models. The Orbiter is gray, and the Nightfall is a dark beige color.
Selfie of me holding up a machete near my face
Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers being interviewed
Max Verstappen in his fire suit pumping his fist
Screenshot of Dril tweet: "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"
Screenshot of Google's "People also ask" section. The two questions are: "What disease did Dr. Strangelove have?" "Why did Dr. Strangelove stand up?"
Screenshot of a picture of Caroline Calloway from instagram. She is looking forward with worldweariness. It is captioned "Jesus Christ I hate communicating with prospective tenants"
Me wearing Nike GT Hustle 3s with a pale green, aquamarine blue, and yellow color scheme. I am standing on a 8-pack of Georgia Peach Polar seltzer
MS Paint comic of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. First panel has a stalker waving at the player. He says "Blowout soon fellow stalker!" while player replies "Oh really? when?" Second panel has the now skull-faced stalker grabbing the player under a red sky. He says "NOW"
MSPaint drawing of person pulling chair out from computer desk. There is an arrow pointing at their face from the word "clueless"
Picture of Jusuf Nurkiฤ‡ wearing a purple Phoenix Suns hoodie and looking miserable. It is captioned "THAT BROTHA NEEDS A JOB"
Point of view picture of me flipping off Jayson Tatum on the TV