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whitney they/her, going to art school in my 40s to legitimize my hobbies Art can be found at valentinewafer.art

a closeup of the giant orange rose that looks downright daunting in the context of my back
today’s back tattoo work! there’s hair on one of my knights
a pen sketch of a cinnamon roll on red paper
my partially foiled stained glass helmet
a redacted view of the grey lining of my back piece, gengerfucked knights
me in my teen self black cargo pants and t-shirt fit in high top converse
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Say what you're thinking. Even if people think it's weird. Even if it causes drama in the comments. You don't need to fit in with everyone. When you hold back your hot takes, life gets boring. Sure, your thoughts might challenge certain people, but they might also inspire others. You won't know unless you put them out there.
a diagram of where to find “precious gems”
a suit of armor made out of cotton toile, ribbon, and pink paint pen
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE You've had enough of romantic love. time for WORM SWORD Do WORM SWORD WORM SWORD WORM SWORD Don’t forget worm sword
a shield made out of fake flowers Yet We Flourish 18"x25"
a door without trim around it
a picture of scissors i drew
a picture of a vegetable chopper
Charlotte, dead spider, now with webs. Also my favorite little guy who is a moth with a fucked up wing is colored in
WORM SWORD! Art by Sage McKeand
me next to my big ass helmet
Lilith from Diablo 4.
jewel tone rainbow hair
a 3.5 floppy labeled hack the planet
a bowl of yellow curry seafood pot pie
The Cyclops, Odilon Redon, between 1898 and 1914
a 40" x 30" canvas painted pink with a paper doll lace knight on it and also lace armor with paper doll tabs
my incomplete lace armor paper dolls. you can’t tell but the canvas is 30” x 40”
a helmet in blue lace on a pink canvas
a heart beetle tattoo on an otherwise bare lower leg
Rhasan’s slow-poached egg yolk, smoked dates, alliums & malt and an unpictured glass of bubbles
Fahrenheit 451 Beatty peered at the smoke pattern he had put out on the air. "Picture it. Nineteenth-century man with his horses, dogs, carts, slow motion. Then, in the twentieth century, speed up your camera. Books cut shorter. Condensations. Digests, Tabloids. Everything boils down to the gag, the snap ending." "Snap ending." Mildred nodded. "Classics cut to fit fifteen-minute radio shows, then cut again to fill a two-minute book column, winding up at last as a ten- or twelve-line dictionary resume. I exaggerate, of course. The dictionaries were for reference. But many were those whose sole knowledge of Hamlet (you know the title certainly, Montag; it is probably only a faint rumor of a title to you, Mrs. Montag), whose sole knowledge, as I say, of Hamlet was a one-page digest in a book that claimed: now at last you can read all the classics; keep up with your neighbors. Do you see? Out of the nursery into the college and back to the nursery; there's your intellectual pattern for the past five centuries or more."
a sketch of a still life in the style of Cézanne
Zelda, golden retriever romps in the snow
Zelda, golden retriever
An email stating: Hello, Thank you for reaching out to OpenAl Support. I understand you're questioning why the information has been flagged as a mismatch, especially since the address is the same and the account name matches the listed DBA. You're seeking clarification on what specifically does not align. I can tell that this is important to you. I am here to provide support. We are following up with you regarding your recent request for a sales tax exemption. Unfortunately, we were unable to approve your request as we found that the name and address combination on the exemption form does not match the name and address on your OpenAl account. OpenAl only processes exemptions where the information matches your account information. To resolve the issue, please update either your account information or the details on your form and resubmit it for approval by contacting our support team. Best, Jerica OpenAl Support
me in a cropped sweater with an arm up showing off my torso tattoo
a terrible picture of me where you can kind of see how much we tattooed today
a fucked up cabbage butterfly
a can of orange vanilla polar seltzer on a table
a lego friends minifig holds a guitar while lying on a bench. their disabled dog is also there.
rainbow unicorn linocut, now with more yellow
a rainbow unicorn linocut
a messy bedroom
a unicorn sleeping on new bedding, with a very tiny stuffed animal
a print with 6 blue fish and one orange fish
Black Women's Visual Work From womanist theology to public intellectual discourse, Black women's visual work in the United States has been synonymous with kinship, sis-terhood, mothering, and reproduction. To heal the ruptures caused by slavery and its afterlife, metaphors of kinship have been used in Black aesthetic and womanist discourse as means for imagining bonds and obligations between individuals of African descent and their communi-ties. Restoring fragments of identity and cultural history to some sense of wholeness also animates much of the literature on Black aesthetics while Black women have historically been constrained by protocols of behavior, reproductive value, and aesthetics in the public and private sphere. In the art world, these protocols materialize in expert and lay expectations that Black women artists address their work to slavery and its legacies in order to effect racial healing and empowerment, to thus testify to and ultimately redress the sociological, economic, environ-mental, spiritual, and physiological conditions of their own subjugation
a giant truck blocking the road not even in a spot
a miniature pillowcase and a matching duvet
a speckled clay helmet
an assortment of tinned fish and seafood
a little carrot guy in pen
a platter of clay oysters
Time magazine article “ChatGPT May Be Eroding Critical Thinking Skills, According to a New MIT Study” overlaid with an unclosable popup saying “Explore the full archive of TIME, a century of journalism, insight, and perspective, with Al that helps you research, connect ideas, and uncover stories across every era and topic”
a room filled with my giant helmet art from this semester -
my giant wig stand made of a piece of wood, a dowel, and a foam half dome
me reaping me sowing meme i’ve modified to say The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm Me deciding to go to art school : Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! ... Me having to finish my art projects: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
a bowl of chopped salad with cauliflower, mushrooms, radish, green onions, chickpeas, and sunflower seeds all in a yogurt dressing
me with my cute hair
Helen Frankenthaler’s Grey Fireworks
me looking cute with a much shorter haircut that’s now purple with pops of other colors
me with my split dye hair that faded to teal and peach. it’s fluffy and stunning because it knows it’s hair day.