Jeff Nelson

@boldroastrev.bsky.social

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UCC Minister | Author | Caffeinated geek | Michigan/Detroit/Liverpool/wrestling fan | He/him | My books: https://bit.ly/3tosIye

Cyclops in the Avengers: Doomsday trailer
Luna, a brown and black shepherd mix, smiling
Book cover with the title “Shrimp Boat City”
A urinal with a picture overhead featuring a woman looking through a magnifying glass
Margot Robbie in the Barbie movie
Chris Gaines, definitely not Garth Brooks
Adam Sandler, Brendan Fraser, and Steve Buscemi as the band The Lone Rangers from the movie Airheads
Graphic for the TV show M.I.A. featuring a woman’s head peeking out of the water
Me, with my hair definitely not too long
Guy squinting in disbelief
Man with glasses and a grey shirt holding a coffee mug with the block M Michigan logo that says “NCAA Men’s Basketball National Champions”
Screenshot of headline saying that JD Vance says the Pope should be careful when talking about theology
The Michigan men’s basketball team celebrating their national title
Dan Hurley yelling
Alison Brie as Evil-Lyn
Robbie Avila
A black long sleeve shirt with dark grey lettering that says “Michigan vs. Everybody”
A screenshot of an online article that says “No, Alexander Skarsgard Didn’t Come Out as Bisexual at ‘Pillion’ Press Conference,” over a picture of Alexander Skarsgard reclining on a black leather couch
An ugly Miami Starter jacket
Manny Diaz
A skeleton sitting in a chair by a television
Sportscenter graphic announcing Ted Lasso as the new Michigan coach
Michigan fans being happy on BlueSky
The Minister of Silly Walks
A Mamdani-style campaign sign that says “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for”
A Mamdani-style campaign sign that says “Waiting for Godot”
A Mamdani-style campaign sign that says “Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money”
A Mamdani campaign-style sign that says “Tears for Fears”
Four BlueSky posts in a row saying it was a fumble
A Truth Social post from the current POTUS that says “South Caredddd”
The cover of the Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack
Graphic of a man hunched over vomiting
Scott Bakula as QB Paul Blake in the 1991 movie Necessary Roughness
Me with a maize Michigan t-shirt.
Pete Hegseth standing in front of an American flag while zero military leaders applaud him
Dot candy on paper
Lemon bars and coffee
Intense music face
A blue coffee mug that says 2023 Michigan Football National Champions, which the NCAA recently had to admit they found no evidence of being in doubt
Biff’s Pleasure Paradise Casino from Back to the Future II
Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
Emil Bove
A man with close shorn hair, glasses, and a goatee posing next to a white and yellow book titled “The Unintentional Interim: Ministry in Times of Transition”
Picture of a screen showing people raising lying cards
Skeleton holding a cellphone
A meme of a Facebook status that says “marked safe from hearing Lee Greenwood today”
A hand holding a lit sparkler
Man walking off a cliff
Billboard that says “Welcome to Hell, Michigan”
Rory, the 11th Doctor, Amy Pond
Seth Rollins in an all-white suit and big sunglasses
An image of my book The Unintentional Interim with script underneath that says “releases in 11 days”
Stonewall Jackson
An email that reads, “Every pastor is an interim Maybe you're a pastor who found the perfect "fit" with a congregation ... only to have the relationship turn sour. Maybe you're a parishioner who thought your new pastor would stay for years ... only to have their ministry end abruptly. The Unintentional Interim is for you! Author Jeffrey A. Nelson adjusts our expectations for the pastor-congregation relationship, normalizing transition and increasing grace for both church and minister. Order today!”
The cast of the cancelled TV show Firefly
Me holding a copy of my new book, The Unintentional Interim: Ministry in Times of Transition.
A picture of Cassian Andor saying “The Empire just texted me its Death Star Plans”
Trey Burke with a VERY CLEAN BLOCK on Peyton Siva
Bo and Luke Duke leaning on their car and Daisy Duke lying across the roof
Graphic that says B1G Tournament Champions with a collage of Michigan players