Matt

@bonafide.bsky.social

468 Followers 316 Following

Burnt out Security Researcher Urban Rollerblader VR Enthusiast Beat Saber - Into The Radius Sci-fi Fan Public Transit - Walkable Cities - Sustainability Some kind of actual leftist

Surfing Batman telling the Joker to STFU.
Quoting a guy back at himself since he is either performing bothaiderism or he's a pro Israel dirtbag. Why else would be bring claims about Hamas when the topic is a free Palestine?
Picture of FR inline skates taken lying in the sun. Purple boots with blue Endless 90mm frames and purple wheels.
Mural of Einstein and hummingbirds.
White House tweet saying that "America will never give up the moon again".
Scene from Futurama, Hermes threats to jump off the roof and Bender says "do a flip".
Axios article about a lawyer who's job is now to help Nvidia pretend to give a shit about the environment.
Map around Wash Park, Denver. 11.58 mi skated, 9.5 m/h average speed.
The two most beautiful lawyers in the world reminding you that it's shut the fuck up Friday. In other words don't talk to cops.
Fuck ICE spelled out with skates by beehiveskateshop.
A beautiful 16 year old lady cat with a rose petal on her head.
Screenshot where a bot let's me know she's 34, single, and an army medic and I brag about being a hot android.
Old timely Maritime flag labeled "I require a tug"
A beautiful black/calico cat peeking out from a SAPPORO beer box.
A beautiful black/calico cat peeking out of an empty liquor box.
Screenshot of an article thumbnail of Sam Altman and an AI summary that completely failed to be even slightly accurate and talks about jobs and space exploration, neither of which was actually in the article.
Futurama meme where the professor tells Slurms McGee to Ask Meta AI to fuck off.
Batman ripping a gun in half labelled "AI (even if you're making fun of it)" saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
Delamain from Cyberpunk 2077 whose cars go rogue and crash a bunch before you round them up.
A small silver cat named Silver looking expectant among a mess of workout equipment.
Movie poster for The Stuff, with a man screaming and maybe clawing at his face as white goo oozes out of his eyes and mouth.
An extremely muscular wizard from The Legend of Neil saying "CALL ME ... OLD MAN"