BoneQuest

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$spigot: THE `M` IS FOR MOUTH spigot: HAD A DREAM I WAS\NSUCKING A PENIS AND\NWHEN I WOKE UP\NMY PENIS WAS GONE$

$spigot: SOMETIMES MY LEGS\NARE SO FAT THEY'RE\N LITERALLY NUTCRACKERS$

spigot: ARE YOU SURE WE WENT TO WAR WITH IRAN OVER OIL AND NOT NEWMAN’S OWN GARLIC MARINARA PASTA SAUCE

$spigot: ONE BY ONE\NPOP YOUR DICKS\NIN MY MOUTH spigot: AND I'LL SAY\N^BASED^ OR `CRINGE`$

BONEQUEST FM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pants: ** WARNING: CONNECTION IS NOT USING A POST-QUANTUM KEY EXCHANGE ALGORITHM
pants: ** THIS SESSION MAY BE VULNERABLE TO "STORE NOW, DECRYPT LATER" ATTACKS
pants: ** PERHAPS YOU SHOULD PUT A PENIS (MY PENIS) IN YOUR MOUTH

$deuce: I BURP deuce: YOU BURP deuce: SHE BURPS deuce: BUT THAT FUCKER RIGHT THERE,\NHE DON'T BURP pants: GRUNT ONCE FOR YES$

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$spigot: FINALLY THERE'S MORE DIARRHEA\NIN THE BED THAN IN MY\NPAJAMA BOTTOMS$

$deuce: BONNIE TYLER IS DEAD deuce: LONG LIVE BONNIE TYLER spigot: COULD GOD MAKE A DONG\NSO BIG IT COULDN'T FIT \N IN 🕊️HIS🕊️ MOUTH deuce: WACHOO pants: THE POWER OF PISS... pants: IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND pants: ACTUALLY PLEASE CUP YOUR HANDS SO THE PISS DOESN'T DRIBBLE AWAY pants: TOO LATE$

$pants: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A.I.\NAND YOU'RE NEVER GOING\NTO STOP SUCKING ON DICKS\NFOREVER AND EVER effigy: BOO pants: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LIVE IN GARBAGE CANS AND CARDBOARD BOXES AND EVEN UNDERGROUND IN THINGS CALLED COFFIN PODS effigy: BOOOO pants: LITERALLY NOTHING WILL BE AFFORDABLE FOR THE DURATION OF YOUR LIFE TIME AND YOU'LL START ALL SEVEN WEEKDAYS WITH A MOTIVATIONAL DANCE AT WAL*MART SINGING ABOUT FALLING PRICES effigy: SUCK A COCK\NYOU FAT FUCK pants: IT WILL BE ILLEGAL TO BE HOMELESS AND WE'RE MAKING ALL THE BENCHES AND SIDEWALKS ELECTRIC LIKE THE FLOORS IN ANDOR effigy: YOU'RE A\NSIDEWALK effigy: HOW ABOUT\NWE JUST\NDRONE BOMB\NYOUR YACHTS effigy: HOW ABOUT WE PRETEND TO BE ON YOUR SIDE BUT REALLY JUST GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TO CUT ALL YOUR HEADS OFF LIVE ON YOUTUBE pants: YOU CAN'T SAY\NTHAT ON REDDIT effigy: WE KNOW YOUR\NUNDERGROUND BUNKERS\NARE FAKE, YOU'RE BUILDING\NLUXURY BUNKERS IN SPACE\NLIKE IN CONTACT pants: SHUT UP effigy: GOOD LUCK WITH\NTHAT AIR SUPPLY pants: WHAT ARE YOU\NLOOKING AT spigot: FREE\NPLAPISTINE pants: OKAY WELL\NTHERE'S STILL\NLOTS TO TALK\NABOUT pants: INTRODUCING\NDISNEY PLUS\N**** PLUS **** pants: CAN YOU ALL SEE THIS\NEMBEDDADBLE MICROCHIP\NFROM HERE$

$deuce: I'M A GOPHER pants: STOP DIGGING HOLES\NIN MY YARD deuce: NEVER pants: AT LEAST STOP EATING\NTHE ROOTS OF MY PLANTS deuce: NOPE pants: CAN YOU FILL IN THE HOLES YOU’RE NOT USING AS YOU GO deuce: MY ACTIVITIES ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE$

$spigot: DEADLY PENIS STORMS\NSWEEPING YOUR FACE pants: I SEE NOTHING\NABOUT THIS ON\NTHE WEATHER CHANNEL$

$pants: WOULD YOU LIKE A FLOWER pants: I'M THE GROPEMASTER pants: GRAB TWIST YANK TUG PULL\NI'VE GOT ALL THE MOVES deuce: _*BROWN*_ pants: _*BROWN*_ pants: A KUNG-FU GRIP ON MY WIENER (OR SHOULD I SAY KUNG-FU-LIKE GRIP)$

$deuce: WHO WANTS TO\NTOUCH MY\NCROTCHABLES deuce: THE QUESTION REPEATS deuce: HANDS ON HIPS$

$spigot: WHEN SPIGOT ISN'T ON SCREEN EVERYONE SHOULD BE SAYING\N"THAT'S GREAT" pants: ARE YOU HAVING CHEST PAINS pants: FOLLOW ME TO THE BATHROOM spigot: BE RIGHT WITH YOU$

deuce: THERE IS NO DEFINITIVE HISTORICAL DESCRIPTION OF JESUS'S PHYSIQUE, BUT SCHOLARS AND HISTORIANS GENERALLY AGREE HE WAS LIKELY LEAN, WIRY, AND FULL OF CUM

$pants: FIRST, PUT A PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH pants: NOW PUT A SECOND PENIS\NIN YOUR MOUTH pants: PUT A THIRD PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH AND CONGRATULATIONS: YOU HAVE THREE PENISES IN YOUR MOUTH$

deuce: WANT 2 PLAY GAEM
pants: N GOING TO BED SHORTLY
deuce: THEN YOU GET FUCKED

$deuce: THE PASSWORD IS .... deuce: DICKS pants: THINGS YOU SUCK ON\NTHINGS YOU SLURP ON\NTHINGS YOU SIT ON\NTHINGS YOU HOLD TIGHTLY\NTHINGS YOU HOLD DEAR spigot: BLUBBER pants: THINGS YOU STUFF IN YOUR MOUTH\NLONG FAT CURVED THINGS\NFAT WIDE HORRIBLE THINGS spigot: SUPERFUDGE pants: THINGS WITH BALLS\NTHINGS THAT TINKLE\NSQUIRTING THINGS\NTECH DISRUPTERS spigot: TALES OF A\NFOURTH GRADE\NNOTHING pants: THINGS YOU PHOTOGRAPH\NTHINGS YOU PULL OUT\NDURING MORNING SCRUM spigot: OTHERWISE KNOWN\NAS SHEILA THE GREAT pants: THINGS YOU GRAB\NTHINGS YOU SQUEEZE\NTHINGS POKING THROUGH\NTHE DRYWALL spigot: STARRING\NSALLY J. FRIEDMAN\NAS HERSELF pants: THINGS THAT EJACULATE\NTHINGS YOU REMEMBER FROM CHILDHOOD, THINGS HIGH IN CALORIES spigot: FRECKLE\NJUICE pants: THINGS YOU SHAKE VIOLENTLY,\NTHINGS THAT NEED TO BE\NTAUGHT A LESSON spigot: ARE YOU THERE GOD,\NIT'S ME MARGARET pants: THINGS YOU CAN CUT OFF\NAND/OR PUT BACK ON AGAIN spigot: HI, MARGARET AGAIN\NGUESS WE'RE PLAYIN'\NPHONE TAG deuce: SERIOUSLY ?? deuce: HAVE YOU EVER\NREAD A BOOK$

$deuce: GUYS GUYS deuce: I TOOK A\NRELATIVELY\NNORMAL POO pants: HALLELUJAH spigot: THAT'S\NRAD deuce: LET US PRAY$

$spigot: GOT A DICK\NIN MY LEFT HAND spigot: AND A DICK\NIN MY RIGHT HAND spigot: LOOK HOW\NOVEREMPLOYED\NI AM deuce: YOUR MOUTH\NIS STILL\NEMPTY pants: AS IS YOUR\NREAR END spigot: GUESS I'M\NTECH AVAIL$

$pants: MYSQL: DEPRECATED PROGRAM NAME. IT WILL BE REMOVED IN A FUTURE RELEASE, USE 'MARIADB' INSTEAD pants: I SAY THIS WITH LOVE: pants: I AM GOING TO DROWN ALL\NHORRIBLE NERDS IN THE OCEAN$

pants: MY PENIS WON’T PISS
pants: GET THE PISSROD
pants: NO WAIT THERE IT GOES
pants: SORRY ABOUT YOUR BEARD

$spigot: QUICK SHOW OF HANDS WHO'S DRAINING THEIR BALLS WITH AN\NA.I. SLUT$

$spigot: HOWDY FRIEND !! \NSAY NOW, WHAT DO YOU\NCALL A JEW IN PERU ?? pants: WHAT'S THAT\NOLD BEAN spigot: I DON'T\NSPEAK\NSPANISH$

pants: SUNDAY MORNINGS ARE EXCLUSIVELY FOR SUCKING CRYPTID DICK

$pants: THE FATTEST FARTS IN TOWN effigy: MMMMMYEAH.\NBOYHOWDY. effigy: WHY WAS I AWAKE AT 6:30? pants: IN ORDER TO SLEEP IN,\NWE MUST KILL GOD effigy: ON IT.$

pants: YOU CAN'T JUST **SCARE** SOMEONE INTO LICKING DICK
spigot: BOO
pants: HALGHAULGHLAHGLAG

$pants: WHERE DO YOU\NWANNA SUCK DICK\NTONIGHT spigot: I'M BUSY spigot: I MEAN\NI DON'T\NDO THAT pants: WE'RE GOING TO\NTHE MONTEREY\NFAG FESTIVAL OR\NCHOO CHOO BARN spigot: TONIGHT I HAVE TO EAT\NA DOZEN KRISPY KREME DONUTS\NIN BED OR I'LL BE SAD spigot: YOU DON'T\NWANT ME TO BE\NSAD DO YOU spigot: I'LL TAKE MY\NANSWER UP THE ASS$

$pants: THANKS\NFOR WAKING UP\NEARLY TO WORK\NON OUR APP spigot: OUR\NWHAT pants: OUR BOWEL\NMOVEMENT\NTRACKING APP pants: THE SHITS,\NTHE SQUIRTS,\NTHE SPLATTERS,\NTHE PLOPS, DROPS\NAND SPLOPS pants: DASHBOARDS, CONSOLES,\NHEADS-UP DISPLAYS,\NSTOOL CLASSIFICATION,\NBLOATING RISKS pants: ANALYTICS AND INSIGHTS,\NREMINDERS AND NOTIFICATIONS, TIMELINES AND CALENDARS pants: EVERYTHING\NWE NEED TO KNOW\NABOUT YOUR SHITS deuce: ** AHEM ** deuce: WHY IS THERE\N A CAMERA IN\N THE TOILET pants: IF YOU CAN POO IT,\NI CAN VIEW IT$

$deuce: STARTING A SUPPORT GROUP\NFOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN\NTHEIR OWN BUTTHOLE$

$deuce: KNOW\NWHAT'S SEXY? pants: CONSENT spigot: EH$

$pants: I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN\NCOMES TOGETHER pants: SLIPS ON PISS, HEAD FIRMLY WEDGED IN PISS BUCKET$

spigot: YOUR CHOICE OF RELAX OR SLEEP OR SUFFOCATE OR SHUT UP OR DROP DEAD
pants: CAN IT HAPPEN ON THE TOILET
pants: ON/AROUND

$spigot: MY GOOGLE TIMELINE\N\NFOR THIS MONTH IS A \NPHOTO OF MY BED AND\NA PHOTO OF MY TOILET deuce: TWO MORE\NDEMERITS\N:SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE_DOWN: :SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE_DOWN: spigot: HOW DO THEY\NKEEP PACE WITH\NALL MY ACTIVITY$

$spigot: EVERY DAY\NAROUND THIS TIME\NI LIKE TO MAKE SURE\NI'M SOUND ASLEEP\NOR DEAD spigot: NICE\NREACTION$

$spigot: NOT TO BE GAY\NBUT I ORDERED A PIZZA deuce: RIGHT\NA "BIG SAUSAGE" \NPIZZA spigot: DON'T ZOOM IN ON ME\NWHEN YOU SAY THAT deuce: THE GUY'S\NA DICKLICKER$

$spigot: I'M READY FOR ALL THE LEGOS\N IN THE WORLD TO BE STOLEN\NAND MELTED INTO BUTT PLUGS$

$spigot: THAT WORD USED TO MEAN SOMETHING TO SISSY HAND-HUMPING GOONERS LIKE ME, MY FATHER, AND HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM pants: I COME FROM A\NLONG LINE OF\NSOYBOY CUM-EATERS$

$spigot: LOOK HOW MUCH\N OF A NOT-BONER\NYOU'RE GIVING ME\NRIGHT NOW spigot: LITERALLY\NNOTHING$

pants: I'M CAPTAIN KIRK
deuce: HI CAPTAIN KIRK
pants: HEY
deuce: I'M ELAAN OF TROYIUS AND YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AND DO WHAT I SAY BECAUSE YOU TOUCHED MY TEARS

$spigot: ARE YOUR SHOES\NTIED ON TIGHTLY\NTO YOUR SOCKS spigot: AND ARE YOUR SOCKS\NTUCKED TIGHTLY\NINTO YOUR\NTIGHTED-UP SHOES spigot: BECAUSE WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR SHOES, HOWEVER UPTIGHT OR TIED UP THEY ARE, YOUR SOCKS ARE ABOUT TO BE KNOCKED OFF spigot: AND NOT "KNOCKED OFF"\NLIKE PRICED AT A DISCOUNT spigot: AND NOT "KNOCKED OFF" LIKE KNOCKED OFF A PEDESTAL deuce: WE GET\NWHAT YOU\NMEAN spigot: TURNS OUT spigot: IN ENGLAND spigot: A PERSON'S RESUME\NIS CALLED HIS\N?! ?! ? C V ?! ?! ? deuce: YES, HIS\NCUNT VAGINA$

pants: A SPIRITUAL AWAKENING AS TO DICKS
pants: PENIS WILL BE MY EPITAPH
pants: SOME SAY MESSIAH COMING

$pants: DO WE NEED AN ANIMATED\N`* MADE WITH NETSCAPE *`\NBUTTON OR AN ANIMATED\N^>>> BUILT WITH BBEDIT <<<^\NBANNER ON MY LITTERBOX$

$spigot: CAN WE REBRAND LEBANON\NTO BE A LITTLE MORE FUN spigot: WHAT ABOUT WITH A\NFULL-COLOR PHOTO\NOF OSCAR-WINNING\NBEST SUPPORTING ACTOR\NROBIN WILLIAMS spigot: AND UNDER THAT IT SAYS\N:HEART: F L U B B E R N O N :HEART: deuce: NEEDS\NWORK pants: WHAT IF A.I. STAN LEE\N AND JACK BLACK COULD BE \NINVOLVED SOMEHOW deuce: A VERDANT\NKERFUFFLE$

$susan: WELCOME TO\NCHILI'S effigy: I HAVE A\NGIRLFRIEND susan: WILL IT JUST\NBE YOU TODAY? deuce: NOBODY'S LOOKING\NAT YOUR REAR END,\NPRINCESS, CALM DOWN\N susan: WE HAVE A VERY\NLOVELY SEAT\NBY THE WINDOW pants: NOT HERE FOR SEX,\NJUST GOOD FOOD\NFOR GOOD VALUE susan: THERE'S ONE SEAT LEFT\NIN THE PARKING LOT spigot: NO, I WILL NOT\N"STUFF MYSELF"\NINTO YOUR MOUTH.\NGOOD LORD$

$pants: BEEP spigot: A SMOKE \NDETECTOR pants: GODDAMMIT TO\N FUCKITY SHITFUCK \NAT LEAST LET ME\NDO A FEW FIRST pants: I'M\NCALM pants: BEEP pants: BEEP pants: BEEP pants: BEEP pants: BEEP pants: BEEP BEEP\NBEEP BEEP\NBEEP BEEP\NBEEP BEEP\NBEEP BEEP pants: BEEP `BEEP` BEEP `BEEP`\N`BEEP` BEEP `BEEP` BEEP \NBEEP `BEEP` BEEP `BEEP`\N`BEEP` BEEP `BEEP` BEEP \NBEEP `BEEP` BEEP `BEEP`\N`BEEP` BEEP `BEEP` BEEP spigot: A BEEPER$

effigy: ALL THE MASTURBATION IN THE WORLD WON'T SAVE YOU THIS TIME

$spigot: HE JUST PULLS DOWN\NPEOPLE'S PANTS ALL DAY \NAND SAYS YOU GOT WICKED deuce: LIKE WICKED\NTHE MUSICAL? spigot: WHAT deuce: ARE YOU SAYING\NWICKED OR WICKED spigot: AM I WHAT deuce: ARE YOU SAYING\NWICKED LIKE "WICKED" OR \N"WICKED" AS IN WICKED spigot: HE PULLS\NPEOPLE'S\NPANTS\NDOWN$

$deuce: THE EXPLOSION OCCURRED DURING A "HOTFIRE TEST", THE COMPANY SAID, DESCRIBING THE INCIDENT AS AN "ANOMALY". pants: WHERE'S THE `BRING ME ECLAIRS` BUTTON ON THE WEBSITE spigot: MY COFFEE CUP IS\NLOOKING A LITTLE EMPTY$

$deuce: FOLKS I WORK FOR\NAN AI-FIRST COMPANY pants: IS IT WAY GAY AI deuce: UNCLEAR$