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Small swollen battery pack
Xl ramen “only for mukbang challengers”
Tv showing opening credits to Netflix show bodkin saying executive producers Barack and Michelle Obama
screenshot of a road map from forza horizon 6 - arrow indicating user location is next to the teeniest tiniest little nub of a street that hadnt been driven down
Rottweiler and calico hanging out by a dining room table looking at camera
Beardo and a junior pizza wolf at the pirates giants game
Jalapeño flavored evaporated milk
A beautiful Rottweiler taking up an entire fuckin queen sized bed
Excerpt from an article about in n out with highlight on the sentence “The fries at in n out are excellent” which is absolutely fuckin preposterous there’s no point in even ordering that fuckin trash it’s like wet salted cardboard
Rottweiler under a blanket
Jesus saying “born on a mountain raised in a cave / truckin and fuckin is all I crave”
A tan leg with blindingly white foot attached
Mango bingsoo with whipped cream
Rottweiler with crossed paws
fred willard saying 'i cant do my work'
slide saying "a computer can never be held accountable therefore a computer must never make a management decision"
Beardo standing in a hotel bathroom wearing a plaid pearl snap shirt with a plaid flannel over it
sultan bin sulayem emailing epstein to tell him he got a full massage at a place in tokyo then attaches the 'menu' including Full Massage Session 4— We recommend ! ! Testicle, hips, and nipple massage. Backs and legs oil massage. Groin lymphatic massage. Whole body massage with feather touch. Facesitting. Ejaculation by hand massage.
Cat sleeping on backpack on the floor
A teen girl and boy sit at a long lunch table, an orange carton of turner’s iced tea is on the girls tray
Harry Melling dressed in a goofy leather jacket saying "Well, he says that I have an aptitude for devotion."
dril tweet "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"
Completed Lego Jurassic park tyrannosaurus rex
Lego T. rex that has legs and a rib cage
Lego model of a Tyrannosaurus rex, all that’s done so far is a backbone on the stand
Another section of this model partially finished, its starting to look like a backbone
A Lego set in progress, so far just a base
the donald trump and the john f kennedy memorial center for the performing arts
43 year old Beardo holding a denoggonizer with a beautiful Rottweiler in between
Beardo holding a tecate with a beautiful Rottweiler in the background
Large beardo bundled up
House Speaker Mike Johnson, a Louisiana Republican, told reporters after Fitzpatrick filed the discharge petition that an extension does not have the support of the majority of the conference. An informal rule in the House, known as the Hastert rule, dictates that the speaker should only bring up legislation if it has the support of the majority of the party in power.
Incredibly dim witted calico sitting on a storage box with some Christmas accouterments inside
Rottweiler under a plaid blanket sleeping all stretched out
Beardo holding a shiner holiday cheer beer
ashley todd with a mirror image B scratched into her face because she did that shit in the mirror lol
trump truth social post saying the epstein files should be released along with a laundry list of bullshit: As I said on Friday night aboard Air Force One to the Fake News Media, House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide, and it’s time to move on from this Democrat Hoax perpetrated by Radical Left Lunatics in order to deflect from the Great Success of the Republican Party, including our recent Victory on the Democrat “Shutdown.” The Department of Justice has already turned over tens of thousands of pages to the Public on “Epstein,” are looking at various Democrat operatives (Bill Clinton, Reid Hoffman, Larry Summers, etc.) and their relationship to Epstein, and the House Oversight Committee can have whatever they are legally entitled to, I DON’T CARE! All I do care about is that Republicans get BACK ON POINT, which is the Economy, “Affordability” (where we are winning BIG!), our Victory on reducing Inflation from the highest level in History to practically nothing, bringing down prices for the American People, delivering Historic Tax Cuts, gaining Trillions of Dollars of Investment into America (A RECORD!), the rebuilding of our Military, securing our Border, deporting Criminal Illegal Aliens, ending Men in Women’s Sports, stopping Transgender for Everyone, and so much more! Nobody cared about Jeffrey Epstein when he was alive and, if the Democrats had anything, they would have released it before our Landslide Election Victory. Some “members” of the Republican Party are being “used,” and we can’t let that happen. Let’s start talking about the Republican Party’s Record Setting Achievements, and not fall into the Epstein “TRAP,” which is actually a curse on the Democrats, not us. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
larry summers professional photo
screenshot from pluribus, character driving an old pickup with a unicorn painted on the hood
keanu reeves dressed as a dishwasher, smoking a cigarette
screenshot of fox news home page, with top main story and two rows of minor stories below, no mention of cheney, who is mentioned in the fourth row of stories
Beardo and Beardo junior at the Steelers game
A kid decked out in Steelers gear standing in front of a warhol self portrait
A 16oz bottle of turners iced tea
Photo of downtown Pittsburgh with incline going downhill
Elevated sidewalk with a sign reading “welcome to the Duquesne incline”
Beardo and Mohawk boy standing in front of the monongahela incline
Large Beardo riding the escalator down at Pittsburgh airport, large sign saying “welcome to the neighborhood” “chicken of the sea” “hq2”
Duolingo French lesson, the sentence translation is “I spend too much time online”
screenshot from the movie 'malignant' madison is asking 'do we have any tylenol?'
Night lit up big skeleton scene
Big skeleton holding a tiny skeleton with a couple other skeletons kneeling in worship
Drink holder in center console of car
Dry Dan Dan noodle package
half and half, heavy cream, soy creamer all crossed out, a bottle of kraft chunky blue cheese with a green check mark like youre going to put that in your coffee
Wire rack with a couple dozen cookies on it, they look delicious
Text conversation where my pardner is telling me our son likes the socks we dug up for him and how smooth they are, I’m making a reference to the abysmal hit song smooth by Santana and rob Thomas
In February, Baran and his ex-wife sued BART after their 19-year-old son died “surfing” a train near the Balboa Park Station, alleging a lack of safety mechanisms.
Beardo wearing kum & go hat and shades
neon genesis evangelion title card that says i found this badass store called dan flashes - this one im wearing now? this is $150 out the door and is not that complicated